Epic The Musical: Tournament Bracket!

I shall force you to unironically declare that you're 'not like other girls'

Epic the Musical: Tournament Bracket!

Week 1: Match 3

11:38 - Arrived at crime scene.

11:38 - Examined body. Signs of a struggle.

11:38 - Found murder weapon in drain.

11:38 - Realised watch was broken.

Some advice

When performing a presentation, make sure to spit all the butterflies out at the beginning. The insects will then return to their host and carry you off, out the window, so as to never do that shit again.

A Very Smol Spamtong does a [Big Sniff.TM]

Scorpion in Your Tent 

One day, the US military decided to take a poll to see how the different branches handle a specific situation, in this case a scorpion in a service member’s tent. One representative from each major branch is selected, and each answers privately.

The question was a simple one: “There is a scorpion in your tent. What do you do?”

Army: “I would crush it with my boot and throw it outside.”

Navy: “I would pick it up by the tail and throw it outside.”

Marines: “I’d bite its head off before cooking and eating it.”

Air Force: “I’d call down to the front desk and ask why there’s a tent in my hotel room.”

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

How are my sweetie pees

Often, I find with my ADHD, I'll be wanting to do something fun all day, like play that one game I've gotten fixated on. Yet, I'll never get the drive to actually do it, even if I go and try to force it, I'll stop 5 minutes later.

Until like an hour before I have to do something else really important, like go to class or go to work, or sleep. SUDDENLY, my brain is like, "Hey, d'you know what'd be fun?"