Listening To He Who Fights With Monsters Like… I Haven’t Been This Queerbaited Since Supernatural

Can we talk about how canonically some of the UA students probably have fanfiction written about them in their universe?

Heros are so publicized that fanboys (like Izuku) probably write fanfiction about them. Couple that with the coverage that Class 1-A gets, their internship with pros where they’re seen by the public eye and the sport’s festival and some hero fan 100% writes fanfiction about them.

Clive: We need to ta-

Jason: Nope, sorry. No time.

Clive: Jason…

Jason: Byeeeee

That poor, poor man. May Clive persist

Jason: … the bed’s too small

Clive: Oh! I can get a bigger one. Actually, we can probably just sleep in the same room from now on. Turn your room into a study because it’s smaller. More more efficient for storing documents.

Jason, internally: … oh no

Jason: What if we have guests? (And they see us sleeping together)

Clive: We’re married.

And now Clive is offended

A modern day AU where Clive is a lonely researcher and Jason works part time at a dumpling soup shop and at an office supply store.

Clive only goes out for three things - food, office supplies, and basic necessities. Somehow he runs into Jason doing all three of these. And somehow, the chef/server who will let Clive rant about his research, coworkers, the university (all while looking very interested), remembers his name and says hi to him every time they see each other.

Slowly but surely posting a bunch of older art works on to my blog cause I forgot I had this accountttt

Also I don’t like to partake in fandom discussion too much, just cause all fandoms suck, but I might change that on tumblr cause I trust this place to be less insane than TikTok and Twitter

"Happy new year, Clark."

2ha fans you guys need to write more modern aus where Chu Wanning has long flowing hair and he overhears Mo Ran making fun of it (in the way he talks shit about Chu Wanning because he doesn't want to admit he likes him) and the next day Chu Wanning comes to work with a hair cut and Mo Ran actually loses his mind

Mo Ran in genuine grief: WHY WHY WOULD HE DO THIS!???

Shi Mei: maybe he's trying to look good for someone he likes?

Mo Ran:

Luo Binghe opens his mouth-- 

--and he wants to howl what is wrong with you, what the FUCK is the matter with you, why do you keep doing this, why do you keep surrendering without even a fight, why do you give up right from the start, don’t you care? don’t you want to keep the things you love? why are you giving them all to ME? what’s going to be left for you?--

--and he says, “Oh, it’s really not like that between us, Gongyi-shixiong. You don’t need to worry.” 

I had to draw a scene from @primtheamazing 's AMAZING FIC "Tarnished Gold" I could have drawn some of the other amazing scenes, but Binghe spoke to me in this scene. Cause I would have reacted the exact same way, what the fuck is wrong with you gongyi-shiziong--

I will only ship two character if

A) They absolutely hate each other in canon. Like, a full on “on sight” rivalry

Or

B) They have undeniable chemistry the writers inadvertently put in but will never actually be a couple in canon

Conclusion: I hate myself

All three of us are on the same wavelength 🤝

NSFW/ 18+

I just think that Jason would gladly cockwarm for Clive while he’s researching. Just him in his knees with Clive’s cock in his mouth and Clive reads/ takes notes/ goes over diagrams.

one more 2ha gotcha prompt – txj/chu feinyan for anon! (@2haaction)

aka txj expering the average cat owner’s struggles on the one (1) day of the month he leaves his bedchambers