Pseudophed By Penelope Scott Is So Billford Coded

Anton Chekhov, "after the theatre"

I am exhausted, scared, incompetent, unenergetic and generally low in spirits

Sylvia Plath, from a letter to Aurelia Plath written c. June 1952

Playing Disco Elysium gives you a mental illness that makes you go "aaaaww so cutee" at drawings of balding middle-aged men

life in plastic. its fantastic.

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

Im not even gonna say anything.