12 And Bill Would’ve Killed That Thing With Hammers I Can Tell You That Much

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"Remember thar book Asimov Wrote where a character gets called a lackey and another character pulls out a knife?"

"which one?"

Everybody knows Isaac Asimov can't write... All he can think about is yeast, the Roman Empire, the Cosmos, robots, martial arts, power couples, his superstitions, eat hot chip and lie.

Colpisce differentemente quando sei uno scout

I miei biscotti preferiti delle Girl Scout sono con #panini draws out of impulse alla menta.

Headcanon I don't think daneel likes food. Like it's not even just that he thinks it's a waste. He totally does think that but he just also thinks it's yucky to have food inside of him. Every time he has to eat he's just consciously aware of the fact there is food in him and he's :/ about it

Did a collab with @cringe-but-freee in which we drew @theeio ‘s OCs having a fashion showdownnn~

Happy birthday Theeio!!:DD

Reminds me of one time that a friend of mine was like "I don't like books where everything is too easy for the protagonist" and I was like "Oh you'd like The Caves of Steel, the protagonist gets the case wrong not once but twice" and he goes "What happens? Twice?" and This sends off me making a two minutes long message explaining the plot

Some mystery writers suffer from making their detective characters too inhumanly clever, with flawless and logical reasoning.

Asimov never made that mistake. He really just had Elijah Baley go in front of the chief of police, point at his android partner, and say “This man is no robot! He faked his own murder and is now pretending to be a robot! I know this because I peeped on him in the bathroom and his penis was incredibly lifelike. No one would give a robot such a realistic penis!” and then has a panic attack and passes out when he finds out that the genitals he’d been ogling were not, in fact, genuine human flesh and his robot partner is made entirely of metal.

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

Greatest moment in sci fi history

Magnifico was in his YMCA era telling the Young man to get himself off the ground

"Young man"? And you are like 100, First Citizen?

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