i miss him (fictional character that i can rewatch or reread at any time i want)
does anyone here know how to consume a peice of media without it consuming your entire existence? asking for a friend.
This may be why I wondered what both that painting and that photo tasted like and wished I could have a little bite. 🥹
(it wasn't until we were adults that we found out that we both craved and snacked upon this paper regularly. It was so inky and soft. Melt in Your Mouth Printer Paper.)
(Yes, we are both autistic.)
i want them to fight for the duration of the whole s2 i want them to make up in the first episode i want Ed to attack Stede on sight i want Ed to crumble the moment he sees him i want Stede furious at Ed for what he did to his crew i want Stede apologetic for abandoning Ed without a word i want them to stab each other i want them to hold each other i want them to cry i want them to kiss what's so hard to get
have you ever wondered what it would sound like if ed called stede "darling"? well, i just did thing...
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Fate and circumstance have returned us to this moment, when the teacup shatters.
bonsoir.
"It's never too late to become unhealthily obsessed with a niche television show that went off the air years ago."
(I searched high & low for the author of this original comic format and could only find reposts. I can only hope I made them proud. If you know who they are, let me know so I can credit them.)
Okay but we all expect to see Stede dramatically throw himself in front of Ed as someone is pointing a gun at him, right? Then Stede gets shot because he's not Blackbeard, he's a doofus pirate who may or may not have terrible facial hair, and le gasps from all around, right? And we see Ed's face crumple in real time as all the walls fall down in the face of Stede's actual death and the gunshot is so loud and it's still reverberating even though logically it makes no sense, they're not in a cave, but it's the drama, right? This is at least halfway through the season so Ed's already gone thru it, he's done some work on himself so it's not a huge surprise to see him immediately fall to his knees and cradle Stede's body in his arms. He lets out a quiet, pained "Stede?" and Taika deploys his eyes to full effect, we're talking moonlight eyes here.
Then mfing Rhys Darby opens his eyes, pulls a half a petrified orange with a bullet lodged in it out of his coat and goes, "I knew that treasure map was real."
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