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Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

sorry babe i didnt reply to your texts i was busy drawing closeted gay men in college

Damn didn’t know the Buried could be so-

tumblr i’m begging you please let me reblog the big tiddy coffin

Unfortunately I can't get mad over ford's "grammar, Stanley" I too would do that to my brother if given the chance

extra HC that the og Elias was a stealthy trans man, Jonah didn't know about it when stealing his body. he didn't know he has to take HRT either and got his period back.

behold, it is done!

You only win if you get blackout.

Dark and twisted tma au where avatars spread “joy and whimsy” instead of fear

Bonus fake screenshot:

(If you want to see more of this, check out the “joy and whimsy au” tag!!)

Shoutout to that era in the 90s when Dionysus temporality possessed home renovators and grape themed kitchens were a thing.

My future kitchen tbh I had one like this as a kid living on a vineyard.

I was giving CPR to a friend whose head me and my friends could not find.

Like, she was a body without a head, but it looked like the head was never there to begin with.

Still, we knew it was supposed to be there so we kept on searching for it so we could reattach it, with no luck.

We looked for it everywhere in the sand.

It took me like 30 minutes to realize my mouth-to-mouth was not working since there was no mouth on the other side.

We never did find the head, but I did manage to restart my friend's heart.

I was weirdly blasé about it all.

It was not gorey at all, just unsettling.

aw, I love you too Michael distortion