Vampire Amity

bitchin’ camaro 1985

from the 1985 punk album respectively

Not that this hair blocks his line of sight any more than his normal hair, but the ONE STRAND! He looks the other direction and is almost blinded by that one strand.

um....... happy mother's day???

Sweet dreams(of world domination)

Okay hold on because there are two ways this can go and both are so interesting

1. You are a matchmaker/breaker. People come to you to ask if they are tied by the red string. Your customer base is couples that are falling apart and want confirmation one way or another. It's certainly a messy job, but you are under oath to not lie.

2. You are a Private String Investigator. Your customers are single people who want to find their other half sooner rather than later. You track down their string, across all borders. Sometimes it turns unfortunate, as the other person might be in a relationship and think that person is their string. Also, you're basically stalking someone, and you don't know who until the last second, so danger is abound.

Some say that an invisible red string is tied around the fingers of soulmates meant to be together forever. As it turns out, you can see these red strings, and have therefore created a highly successful matchmaking business.

WHAT

WE WERE ROBBED, THIS IS SUCH A GOOD OUTFIT

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

She had to be a jellyfish

(WORK IN PROGRESS)

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Oops it's been a hot minute

version without subtitles!!!

With subtitles