Zeromav - ZeroMaverick

(The Dagger Squad are all in the rec room in Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Tom "Iceman" Kazansky's house, watching the TV when Maverick runs into the room in a panic, before quickly closing the door behind him before leaning against it, worried)

Maverick: Who wants to make 100 bucks?!

(The Daggers look at Maverick with suspicion and confusion)

Callie "Halo" Bassett: How?

Maverick: I need someone to take the fall.

(Iceman is heard from the next room)

Iceman (shocked): What the fuck?

(The Daggers are now more confused)

Robert "Bob" Floyd: What did you do?!

Maverick (desperate): I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

(Iceman is heard from the next room, now louder)

Iceman (angry): What the fuck?!

Jake "Hangman" Seresin: Make it 500.

Maverick (instantly and relieved): Done!

(Maverick opens the door, and now Iceman is heard screaming from the next room)

Iceman (in terror and horrified): WHAT THE FUCK?!

(Maverick places his hands on Hangman's shoulders)

Maverick (grateful): You're a good man, Jake Seresin.

(Maverick then grabs Hangman by the collar of his shirt and drags him off to the next room to Iceman while the Dagger Squad watches wordlessly)

Maverick (yelling to the next room): I got him, Ice! I got him, don't worry, honey!

Rooster: Thank you sir

Ice: Don’t call me sir

Rooster: Thank you ma’am

After Iceman died Maverick couldn’t listen to ice ice baby without crying

the party ended [3 years] ago and [s]he’s still here

First post I guess

Listen, we all know Mav does some dumb shit, and lowkey? It’s hillarious seeing different Iceman reactions.

Or maybe, just maybe, Iceman is used to it by the second year of knowing Maverick. But who knows? (I do. I do know.)

Everytime you think about writing Icemav fic, that’s Val Kilmer speaking to you. Continue his legacy

dude started saying shit about the canopy behind its back bro i think it heard him…….

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