Latest Posts by zeromav - Page 2

Y’ALL IT’S THE TWINK

me when any minor inconvenience

why does everyone make iceman the normal one, bros a freak too. man was out here air biting dudes in locker rooms and having weird homo rivalries, that should be taken into account when thinking about him

Teen!Bradley: *sneaking in through the window*

Mav: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Teen!Bradley: I was with Uncle Ice!

Ice: *turning in his chair* Wanna try that again?

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

AN ART COLLAB WITH THE ONE AND ONLY @one-lonely-artist !!!!

They drew goose, and I had drawn Maverick and Slider. Dunno what Maverick did, but all we know is that he DEFINITELY started it

my part and the ref vvv

This is a man who knows things

Gay things

Poor Goose, having to deal with gay shenanigans on a daily basis

dude started saying shit about the canopy behind its back bro i think it heard him…….

preach 🙏🙏🙏

The Top Gun fandom treating Mav like some sort of self-destructive, unsocialized, bratty, feral cat that Ice needs to train and discipline will forever and ever be my villain origin story

Mav is a highly competent, highly skilled, highly trained, and highly decorated fighter pilot and Naval officer and is every single inch Ice's equal, which is THE ENTIRE GODDAMN POINT of their 30 year friendship-slash-relationship

They both learn from each other in the first film and have decades of loyalty in the second film and you don't get that sort of deep trust in each other without it being a relationship built on mutual love and admiration for each other's talents and for knowing exactly where each other's strengths lie

They may have differing methods for how they Get Shit Done, but they respect each other more than anything else, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

(ps, Ice is more of a brat to Mav in canon than Mav is to Ice - the only person Mav is an actual brat to in either film is Charlie)

The winner takes it all..

BAM! TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY! AHA! This one’s a bit more…depressing…. BUT I CAN GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW “The Winner Takes it All” BY ABBA IS SO TOP GUN (1986) CODED! LIKE ACTUALLY! Warning in advance, professional yapper here ->

ESPECIALLY THESE CHUNKS OF LYRICS:

“I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through, though it's hurting me, now it's history.

I've played all my cards and that's what you've done too.

Nothing more to say, no more ace to play.

The winner takes it all, The loser's standing small. Beside the victory, that's her destiny.”

“The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice.

And someone way down here loses someone dear.

The winner takes it all (takes it all)

The loser has to fall (has to fall)

It's simple and it's plain (it's so plain)

Why should I complain? (Why complain?)”

“The judges will decide (will decide)

The likes of me abide (me abide)

Spectators of the show (of the show)

Always staying low (staying low)

The game is on again (on again)

A lover or a friend (or a friend)

A big thing or a small (big or small)

The winner takes it all (takes it all)

I don't wanna talk If it makes you feel sad.

And I understand, You've come to shake my hand.

I apologize If it makes you feel bad, Seeing me so tense. No self-confidence.

But you see, The winner takes it all

The winner takes it all

So the winner takes it all

And the loser has to fall

Throw the dice, cold as ice

Way down here, someone dear

Takes it all, has to fall

And it's plain, why complain?”

LIKE HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO??????? ARE WE JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND NOT NOTICE THESE? I would talk about the whole song, but i’m sparing your ears (eyes???)

Especailly the lines: “The gods may throw a dice, their minds as cold as ice(man— sorry had to). And someone way down here lost someone dear”

LIKE? THATS SO MAV AND GOOSE. Maverick being the one who lost someone dear to him and the only family he’s got, and goose bring the one maverick is mourning.

and maybe the lyrics of “The judges will decide, the likes of me abide. spectators of the show always staying low”

This part could be like- maybe the court room (??) where they cleared maverick of doing anything wrong, but maybe the spectators could’ve been ice and slider, who are witnessing the fellow aviators grief first hand.

and then we got the final part that really sets it off is: “I don’t want to talk if it makes you feel sad. And I understand, you’ve come to shake my hand. (MAVERICK CONGRATULATING ICEMAN AND SLIDER ON GETTING FIRST) I apologize if it makes you feel bad seeing me so tense, no self confidence (QUITTING TOPGUN??? MAV GONNA TURN IN HIS WINGS/DOESNT HAVE ENERGY ANYMORE TO BE AN AVIATOR??) But you see, the winner takes it all”

blah blah blah angwy blah blah blah maverick blah blah blah homosexual aviator tendencies. You get the basic idea i hope- But yeah. Listen to ABBA, and let me yap more about my top gun brain rot obsession thing.

Okay yayayay ya i’m done 😋

SMALL ART DUMP CUS I KNOW YALL JUST MISSED ME (nobody did) First off starting with Maverick

Missing Val, i’m genuinely very sad about it and now can’t watch Top Gun normally atm

annndddd some maverick and goose! this one i’m actually kinda really proud of since i usually dont do that kinda stuff

Pete "Maverick" Mitchell being a Little Shit

I love that man, look at his smile

Bonus for being immediately scolded for his attitude

REST IN PEACE VAL KILMER 💔

Rest in Peace Iceman😢

Val Kilmer

December 31st 1959 to April 1st 2025

Wearing jeans to volleyball? Illegal.

Wearing sweats to volleyball? Diabolical

What is wrong with these men. At least Goose has sense

Bradley: I'm bisexual and I'm dating Jake

Pete the next day:

"He was my RIO... my responsibility"

my tgm piece for @topgunzine!

this, again, was drawn last april and i’m so glad to finally post it! a huge thanks to everyone who bought and supported the zine 🤍🛩️

bbgs

Top Gun Minority Report

Valkyrie The Last Samurai

War of the Worlds Jerry Maguire

Interview with the vampire Jack Reacher

Every TC’s character being a dad :D

“Icemav is canon” I say into the microphone. The crowd boos. I sigh and begin to walk off stage. "She's right" a voice says, I turn and there he is. Val Kilmer.

iceman,..,:. . ,,… .. .., ,

these 2 r old but i still like em

top gun silliness

YALL CHECK OUT THIS KING’S ART 🫶🫶🫶💖💖💖

Did some falsettos doodles in math class today, the Jason one originally wasn’t meant to be him but the brainrot took over me gang

sorry I can’t get good lighting chat

Top Gun + Valentines Day Part Three of Three

Christmas

New Years

Top Gun silliness

So I scrolled upon a silly post and I mean I just HAD to. HAD TO.

Credits to: @nobodys-hekatonchires for the idea.

BONUSSS:

The rituals, they are intricate

top gun silliness

hmm obsessed with the way everyone is so much bigger than mav