Functional Pacifier 2.0

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To say the last few weeks of culinary school under the tutilage of Robert "Bob" Pancakes has been stressful would be an understatement. Maybe as the new standard Fe will be able to ease through the rest of the program. At least now she has a budding friendship with the heir to the Pancake empire, Iggy Pancakes. Hopefully Fe will be able to stay out of the complicated relationship between Bob and his son.

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Bob: "I expect perfection. Less than that and what is the point? I am here to make chefs out of you— not to be disappointed by talentless amateurs.

It's time to put the skills you've been developing over the last few weeks to the ultimate test. Me."

Bob (to Ezra): "I am very curious to know, at what point in your cooking process did you decide this was appropriate to serve to me?"

Bob (to Alexandra): Spices and herbs are not optional in this kitchen. They are required. You would do well to remember that."

Bob (to Iggy): "Truthfully I expected worse from you."

Iggy (angrily): Is that a compliment, Chef Pancakes?"

Bob: "If you have to ask the answer is no."

Bob (to Fe): This is... surprisingly edible. The seasoning of your shrimp blends perfectly with the avocado confit. Very bold choice.

Fe (excited): Thank you, Chef. I've been practicing the technique of—"

Bob interrupts

Bob: "Don't get too cocky. You have a long way to go before your food is deserving of any real compliments."

Fe: "Yes, Chef."

Bob: "With that said. Pass."

Fe: "Thank you, Chef."

Bob: "Of all of you chef—"

Fe: "Fe. Fe Murillo-Waller."

Bob: "Chef Waller was the least abominable. She is your new standard. Dismissed."

Iggy (to Fe): "So... you're the new standard of excellence."

Fe: "Yeah I guess I am."

Iggy: "You don't sound very excited."

Fe: "I am deep down. But more pressure from that madman isn't exactly ideal.

Iggy: "If you think that's bad imagine growing up with that mentality. And apply it to everything not just cooking."

Fe: "Oh, you're Iggy Pancakes."

Iggy: "Yeah.. just don't hold it against me. Listen, Fe, don't sweat it about Bob. I promise his only concern is food. Here put your number in."

Fe: "Why?"

Iggy: "I've already watched my dad drive one woman to drinking. I can't in good conscience let you go down like that."

Fe: "Wow. Pushy and already divulging childhood traumas. You don't waste time, Iggs."

Iggy (laughing): "I can already tell we're gonna be good friends."

band room 🌟

Death Type: Anger

💼 Supervising Entity: Netherworld Department of Death

🤬 Subdepartment: Feels Finalization Unit » When the drama really takes over «

💀 Reaper: Lupha

⤷ Role: Heartfelt Harvester ⤷ Alignment: Benevolent ⤷ Territory: Moonwood Mill

⏳ Decedent: Greggorius Lunvik

☠️ Death Trigger: 「 🎬 」 Stack angry moodlets until your Sim is enraged ➥ Pack required: Base Game 👻 Ghost Quirks: ✦ Gets angry from time to time ✦ Can make nearby Sims feel angry

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💀 Lupha » Wild eyes, sharp claws, and somehow… weirdly obedient. I’ve seen worse. « — Mr. Mortis ⊱ Mask • Ears • Chain • Lips • Feet

⏳ Greggorius ✦ Human: Hair • Beard • Top • Pants* • Eyes • Wrinkles ✦ Werewolf: Eyes + Sclera • Eyeshadow • Lips • Feet ✦ Shared: Scars 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • Muscle • Claws

*Werewolf Pack

C R E A T O R S

Lupha @dustyratt @mmatteog

Greggorius @nv-games @remussirion @northernsiberiawinds @nell-le @mercisims @yakfarm @magic-bot @igorstory @ellone-andreea @simnnah

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Listen, nobody asked for these dumbass shirt overlays...

but you're gonna get them anyways

I HAD 18 HOURS LEFT THOUGH

Oh look, Gunther is an avid Salim Benali reader - good thing there's merch of his bestseller.

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I want to give a special shout out to @pocketgnome for the webpage template I used as a base and also for letting me turn their Gnomes in Art series into Ulrike's latest project! Additional templates by @pxltown (Social Bunny) and @folkbreeze (Google).

Helena: Happy Winterfest, Dru. [resigned sigh] Ah, fuck it.

[Googles “thrifteaprincess social bunny”]

[Captions on Julia’s most recent posts:

Styled the whole gang (except Mom and Dad) for winter formal. ALL CLOTHES FULLY THRIFTED!!!

Joked that they owed me a car for this year’s Winterfest card concept. THEY CAME THROUGH!! 😱]

Helena: What the hell? They never bought me a car.

[Comments on Julia’s post:

Bri: Why isn’t Helena ever in your pictures anymore? You guys were #sistergoals! Did you have a fight?

Julia: Noooooo, we’re good! She’s volunteering in Selvadorada like an absolute boss. 💪 My idol, for real!]

Helena: Selvadorada? Is that what she told Mom and Dad?

[Copperdale Courier article:

Copperdale Creep Trail Goes Cold

Police say they haven’t received a viable lead on this summer’s series of violent attacks for months.

The so-called Copperdale Creep’s reign of terror seems to have ended just as abruptly as it began. Although there have been no reports of attacks since late summer, many Copperdale residents are still shaken and tourists are reluctant to return. “Business still hasn’t recovered,” admits ThrifTea owner Eloise Hiddlestix. “Out-of-towners are too afraid to visit, and locals are too afraid to leave their houses.” Despite the lingering cloud of uncertainty, police still can’t provide any answers, recently admitting they’ve uncovered no new evidence and currently have no suspects. Luckily, the last known victims, two teenagers whose identities have not been disclosed, have made a full recovery. The prevailing theory is that the culprit was a rabid animal, but the public has remained loudly skeptical of this claim, insisting that no animal would be capable of the stealthy precision…]

[Windenburg Art Review article:

Gnome Mania

The mischievous lawn ornaments are no laughing matter to this artist.

Why gnomes? “They’re as quotidian as they are quirky,” Faust explains. “They’re agents of chaos, yet they’ve become synonymous with suburban lawns, absurdity wrapped in conformity. I find that double identity compelling.”

It’s been only a few months since Windslar welcomed its latest artist-in-residence, Ulrike Faust, but her work is already raising eyebrows. Some find her twists on artistic classics a cheeky breath of fresh air. Others have called them nothing more than glorified plagiarism. “Obviously, I don’t own the Mona Lisa,” she responds, rolling her eyes. The UBrite graduate never minces words…]

Lilith: Helena, where are you? Let’s get this godforsaken gift exchange over with.

Helena: Coming!