Love The Idea Of Luo Binghe Being Like, Yeah Shang Qinghua's Relationship With Shen Qingqiu Is Weirdly

Love the idea of Luo Binghe being like, yeah Shang Qinghua's relationship with Shen Qingqiu is weirdly intimate at times but no way is Shang Qinghua actually on the list of possible romantic rivals. For one thing, Shang Qinghua has Mobei Jun. For another thing, he's the least impressive peak lord, and even if he actually has some of the most useful skills they're not sexy skills. He isn't as objectively hot as Liu Qingge or Yue Qingyuan, and he is also very often deeply pathetic and weird.

Then one night he sits up in a cold sweat with memories of overheard conversations between Shizun and Shang Qinghua about how weird monogamy is, and he's suddenly remembered that Shang Qinghua gave him the advice about acting pathetic and weird to win over Shen Qingqiu, and it worked, and Shang Qinghua is one of the most competent cultivators alive and while cool sword moves and six pack abs are sexy, Luo Binghe knows his husband has -- specifically -- a thing for competency above all else, and oh god. Oh fuck.

This is what Mobei Jun means when he says that Shang Qinghua sneaks up on his targets in plain sight, isn't it?

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you know I am willing to give luo binghe massive amounts of shit for being totally deranged because he is such a dick but also like, his very favorite person in the world did open their relationship by abusing him for actual years and then just turn on a dime and start spoiling him

and since he never got an explanation for any of that, even before he got thrown off a cliff into hell he had to choose between rejecting one of three positive personal relationships he'd experienced in his entire life (and the only one where he was getting as much support as he needed) or structuring his understanding of personal interaction so that history was actually cool and okay somehow, and like

literally anyone in that situation would have come out with some fucked-up norms about relationships and boundaries. i can only blame him so much for not knowing where lines ought to happen! his dataset is fucked.


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1 month ago

Not really an ask, but I offer to you... a pic of me and my friend being silly–except think of it as SQH,LQG, and SY :3

(Feel free to redraw us, but I just couldn't help but share this the moment I thought of the silly trio!)

Not Really An Ask, But I Offer To You... A Pic Of Me And My Friend Being Silly–except Think Of It As
Not Really An Ask, But I Offer To You... A Pic Of Me And My Friend Being Silly–except Think Of It As

Lol


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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread


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There will come a soldier

Who carries a mighty sword

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