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i saw the minecraft movie eith @luka-niteshade and one of our other friends (who doesn't have tumblr) on saturday
we dressed up to it was fun i dressed as a creeper, @luka-niteshade dressed as one of their endermen ocs, and our friend dressed as steve
whenever any lines (i am steve, flint n steal, ect) we would look over to him and wait for him to say it(he didn't say most of them 😞)
movie food is so expensive for 4 😭😭
but the movie overall was ok @luka-niteshade kept saying "old men yaoi" whenever steve and
to bad i cant bring my ender dragon plushie to the movie but it is dirty and has a sound box :(
honestly it seems like itd be fun to go to souly for the audience reaction lmao
minecraft movie notes
everyone cheered when they said lines from the trailer (flint and steel, the nether, chicken jockey, etc)
there was a technoblade reference of a pig wearing a crown
there was a LOT of romantic tension between jason momoa and jack black. no really. like there will be fics. and i will be reading them.
jack black sung a couple songs. they were decent
a plan involved jason momoa and jack black wearing mushroom hats and playing trumpet in front of a group of evokers to distract them.
endermen don't just attack you, they make you hallucinate the people you love saying they hate you. and then they attack you
jason momoa sacrificed himself but came back at the end to save someone (classic)
there was a weird america's got talent reference ? nether's got talent ? and it was the backstory for the main villain ?? (they played pigstep)
"first we mine, then we craft. now let's minecraft!" was actually a line. they said that out loud.
a piglin named chungus said he was gonna unalive the main characters.
jennifer coolidge did date a villager it was like 3 total scenes and largely ignored
in the post credits scene the end the villager spoke in perfect british english and it was revealed jennifer coolidge could speak villager then they got married
i think seeing it in theaters is the best thing you can do because the audience was hilarious i have so many videos of everyone applauding and laughing and commenting on stuff. anyways i know technically it sucks but whatever i had a good time