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PIT BABE | 2.04

Hi. Hello. Quick question .

Should I write another Alanjeff mpreg fic even though I have already written one ?!😗😗

I wrote "Little Apricot" almost before the last episode of season one because ✨I could and I am very much not just a casual(😂) fan of my alanjeff✨. (Of course follows their lives after the whole shenanigans)

And now , season 2 is already going so great and I can't help but think/believe/imagine that Jeff IS pregnant (change I beg you on my knees, do it and my life is yours) and that hypes me more and thus keeps feeding this desire.

Also,here is the link to my fic in case one wants to/ hasnt read it. Enjoy!☺️

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53553421/chapters/135556291

looks like a pregnant omega being cradled by his partner of whatever subgender. to my knowledgeable eyes at least

His thoughts are: "We need at least! two little ones who look like my incredibly beautiful boyfriend running around our house"

This man is having Thoughts™️ lmaoo

Nah I love this for them. Alan being clingy and needing Jeff to call asleep? Inject it into my veins

MY FRIEND, THAT WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT

translation: i can smell it on you

ALAN stop getting into trouble!!! YOUR BOYFRIEND IS PREGNANT

So what I'm hearing is that Alan and Jeff are bonded mates. Got it📝✨

GOD DAAAMN👀😗😏

I AM NOT OKAY

🪑🕯️ 🪑🕯️ 🪑🕯️

🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️

🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️

🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️

🪑🕯️ Jeff's pregnant 🪑🕯️

🪑🕯️. 🪑🕯️. 🪑🕯️

Hi, hello, welcome to my AlanJeff pregnancy/ baby circle. Would you like a seat?

I thought one-month wait isn't that bad until the very next day after the trailer's release, I got impatient as fuck, to the point that I went on ao3 to search if someone had written anything of AlanJeff based solely on the trailer 😂😂

Jeff (+Alan) in the Pit Babe the Series Season 2 Official Teaser

Me, completely delusional: I cant believe Jeff is pregnant and Alan is proposing and they will have a kid and and

Once again going ✨insane✨

PIT BABE THE SERIES 2 - OFFICIAL TEASER

I AM SO READYYY!!!! MY BABIES 🥰✨🤧

My thoughts exactly. Moody and sulky? Puberty my ass! This man is experiencing mood swings because he is with child!

I won’t believe the lies that Jeff is going through second puberty. He is jegnant

I didn't know I was casted in pitbabe (😂)

Alan: If you're a caveman, I'll be the one to dig you out of the cave The person watching them in the corner: 🤭📸😂😂😂

There better be a pregnant omega. Somebody. Anybody in the second season of THE OMEGAVERSE Show.

To all pitbabe writer fans

Please can someone write a 5+1 fanfiction about Jeff finding Alan hot when he's mad or like yelling

And the last one either him doing something about it or where Alan finds him hot when HE'S and

I really need it 🥹

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

WE HAVE A SEASON 2!!!!

I REPEAT! WE HAVE A SEASON 2 FRO PIT BABE!!

Gdjdjrjdyoeugrifjj

Current AlanJeff mood: ksksnksks Hamilton edition 😂

Okay so I'm listening to 'helpless' again and if you subtract the tragedy that comes after that, that alone is an adorable, lovey dovey song about any ship actually cause who doesn't love two people in love?

So of course I'm thinking "hehe, Jeff is singing this about Alan" but then I notice that both are singing the song! Kinda like a pov switch even!

So, we have the first half of the song that has Eliza spotting Alexander and having the crush and like "pss, angelica this one is mine" and then panicking when angelica goes to do the wing woman business etc. Does it remind you of something? Ding ding ding, we have a winner! Alan having an existential crisis about what should he do and act like with his new crush.

And then the second part, with the whole letter exchange and finally meeting to ask for their hand in marriage. We have all seen how Jeff was smiling at the apology scene with Alan's song/cards etc and even more at the confession scene! And Alan is there, to do anything to get the boy he loves and Jeff is enjoying every second of it!!

So, yeah, my cuties got each other helpless 💞💞✨✨

Last Line WIP Tag Game

Rules: post the last sentence you wrote for any fic and tag as many people as there are words.

Thank you cutie @wingsofhcpe

Okay, so my recent WIP is an AlanJeff fanfic (pitbabe). I'm currently writing the newest chapter (multichaptered) and the last sentence is:

"Jeff smiled, holding Alan's hand for a few seconds before the other withdrew."

Not gonna lie, this could be for any kind of fic 😆

Now for the tags: let's break the law cause I don't have that many people readily available but Im surely tagging @ilicon, @quixlog and I remember from posts of yours @vrag-veshtica and @simplemindedmockingjay that you were about to or already writing something. Of course anyone else is welcome to repost and join!

Not a spoiler but a detail from the novel!!

So, I decided to read the novel up until episode 11 events - in pursuit of seeing AlanJeff moments (I cannot describe normally how much I love them) - and I stumbled upon this phrase:

"The garden at Alan's house is large enough to walk around because the owner likes a lot of space. He made it for the little one who might be born in the future"

Kakbdlwnspababs ✨Alan, you sly beautiful bastard killing me slowly ✨ kslajkapskajwlav

IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING GUYS!!! IT'S HAPPENING! EVERYBODY STAY CALM WHAT I AM EVEN SAYING AAAAAAAAAAAA

ALANJEFF GIRLES AND GUYS IT'S HAPPENING NEXT WEEK STAND UP WITH ME!!!!!!!

Oh boy, it is not just bl and it might not even be canon. It is literally any possible ship I may get somewhere that might not be the top popular one but damn do they do their sneaky work and have an an a chokehold.

if I had a nickel each time I lost my mind over the second couple in bl ID BE SO FILTHY RICH BY NOW I could pay for the therapy I need to figure out what's happening