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My "I feel so sigma" collection is growing guys. I'm collecting them like pokemon to fuel my eventual invasion...

Ya girl finally added Ranpo to that Edgar Allen Poe drawing! Haha what do you mean it's been months since I posted and I still haven't drawn Ivan I dunno what you're talking about...

I fucked up the ivantill drawing DRAMATICALLY so y'all can have the zestiest drawing I've ever made instead (IVANTILL IS COMING I JUST NEED TO REDO IT)

I’ve beaten the game two times by now, but I’m never getting tired of fighting her.

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[ID: The image shows a digital painting of two women sitting in a café/club setting. The characters depicted are the leg trainer names as Allegra and the female protagonist of the game Ring Fit Adventure. The nameless protagonist is is depicted with caramel skin tone and blue eyes. She wears a cropped top with black and purple colors, dark red boxer shorts and white sneakers. She is enjoying a purple smoothie while resting her muscular legs on Allegras’ lap.

Allegra wears her usual royal blue outfit and ponytail which points straight upwards. She is slightly hunched over. Her left arm is clutched to her chest while her right hand almost hovers over the others’ leg. Her expression is not easy to read: She vaguely looks in the direction of the players smoothie, her left eye twitched.

Background: Walls with a golden angular swirls pattern, mostly covered by the light green corner sofa the characters are sitting on. In the foreground is a low round wood table, partly covering Allegras’ legs. End ID]

A strange OMORI dream I had yesterday, visualized

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The image has a vertical format: In upper half shows a starry cloudless sky. Central on the ground is Omori driving on a brown moped, emotionless. The ground he is driving on is a giant eye, like the eye of Something.

The black of the Something-ground develops into the lower half. It shows a large blood red body of water, with a smaller version of Omori on the side pushing a Sunny towards the lake. Sunny is just as emotionless and has his eyes closed. Both boys are proportionally more like the ingame sprites like this was a scene in the game. This scene is framed with thick black eyelashes and rather dark compared to the upper part.

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I present my current hyperfixation on wall. Love how it turned out.

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Colored Street art, background bright blue. Centered sits Sunny hugging himself tightly knees at his chest, head tilted to the side and supported by his knees. He is crying a big black tear, expression depressed. Omori hugs close Sunny as he holds a knife in his left hand, staring forward, expression neutral. Underneath them black hair with an eye in the middle of the black mess, close to Omori's knife tip. There are 3 dark blue waves next to Omori on the right, underneath in the same color is the tag "BlauesPikmin".

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In case it wasn't clear: DOGE is working with Russia, providing a backdoor for SOMEONE in Russia to login to US systems. PBS Newshour interviewed the whistleblower and yeeeeeah it's pretty damning stuff: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWpqJ8pD2Ng Basically the cybercriminal version of hiding a blood stain on the floor by ripping out the floor and leaving a gaping hole where floor used to be.... But leaving a great big bloodsmear from the hole in the floor all the way to a suspiciously stinky truck in the parking lot, that's owned by the known neighborhood hitman, which also happens to be piled high with blood-stained flooring.

INTRODUCTION POST???

Yessm 🫡 I’m actually planning on posting so I figured I’d do this.

Hi I’m Half but you can call me just about anything (respectfully of course)

You are free to send asks, spam like, dm me, send me posts or ping me in posts!

I don’t mind!

I use He/it/she pronouns

(Try to avoid using they for me please!)

And THESE little guys are my mascots and are often (but not always) used to represent me!

Blog rules:

•I will not tolerate any forms of:

•Racism •Sexism •Homophobia

•Slur usage •Bigotry in general

•Do not even CONSIDER interacting with my page if you are:

•Proship •Pedo/map •Zoo

You will be blocked, put on a list and I will pray on your fucking downfall every god damn day you sick fucking freaks.

I have my own tags!

How epic! We love easy navigation!

Here’s my main tags meanings:

Halfa reblog > things I’ve reblogged!

Halfa ask > answering my asks!

Halfa thought > random text posts!

Halfa doodle > little drawings I’ve done!

Halfa art > high effort drawings by me!

Halfs favorites > my favorite posts!

(This includes reblogs as well!)

Pushpin > things that were once pinned

(This includes reblogs as well)

Real shit > Serious topics. Usually reblogs

The fandoms I’m in are also tagged here!

And finally my toyhouse (that’s where my characters live)

I love the dinosaur side of tumblr

Hey yall, welcome to my Tumblr gallery! Here are some of my most well known/favourite pieces of work I've made (alt text will tell you what's happening).

If you couldn't tell I have a focus on the reptilian side of palaeontology and especially subjects that have strong ties to aquatic environments.

Quick visual guide on what to include when writing alt text (Taken from this article by Veroniiiica):

[Image description: An infographic titled “Writing Alt Text” featuring a photo of a capybara. Parts of alt text are divided by color, including identify who, expression, description, colour, and interesting features. The finished description reads “A capybara looking relaxed in a hot spa. Yellow yuzu fruits are floating in the water, and one is balanced on the top of the capybara’s head.” End of image description.]

If you use a screen reader and there's anything else you like image descriptions to have that isn't detailed here, feel free to add! I will rb additions :) I also implore you to check out the original article for more info!

Me when Captian Zigo GETS ME

Start ID. Captian Zigos pony, Prickly Pear, drawn facing the camera. A irl photo of a fist holds a drawn image of a rat with a hat. End ID.

New Profile picture!!

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Start ID. A digital drawing of Garfield facing forward, he is smiling. Background is teal. End ID.

**Explodes**

Below is Sam. I'm upset, so it gets to be in Situations.

(It/He/Any)

TW- pink blood, gore, vent art.

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Start ID. Torso up of an angel. Its skin is white, its wings are blue. He is covered in bright pink blood. Its head is detatched from its neck. They are crying. It has 2 halos that cross over each other. He doesn't have a mouth or any facial features other than eyes. They have red hair and gray freckles. End ID.

This is my child, Perfect Porcelain. They are made of porcelain.

PLEASE PUT PICTURES OF YOUR OC OR OCS IN THE COMMENTS

I WANNA DRAW OCS AS MLP CHARACTERS OR MLP OCS BECAUSE IM CURRENTLY TRYING TO WATCH THR SHOW CAUSE I WANNA DOODLE AAAAAAAAAAAAA

This is my Seinop OC! Seinops are created by the wonderful @captainzigo in collaboration with @antboyyyy

The seinop is called Nimble (He/They). They're a medic! Their helping hand is called Jinx (Any).

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Start first ID. A seinop, an alien creature from Captian Zigo. They resemble a pony with an extra set of legs. There isn't a cutiemark, but rather a mark on the back of the creature. He is up on four legs, two hooves out in front of him. They are a charcoal color, with gray freckles on their face, ears, and hooves. The mark on his back is galaxy colored with a heart shape and lines of stars. Their hair is dark blue. On his back is a ferret with six legs and a light like an angler fish. She is purple and has blue marks on her feet and tail. End first ID

Start second ID. A close-up image of the mark on the seinops back. It's a galaxy with a dark heart shape in the middle. Trailing from the heart is trails of stars. End second ID.

I love you *Timberwolves your crystal pony*

This is Cuprite. A crystal pony lemon farmer! They were bitten and turned into a Timberwolf, so the wood on their body is petrified!

They're the girlfriend of @antboyyyy s Alicorn Experiment OC, Here (link)

Since she's made of crystal, the acid doesn't hurt her.

Her wings don't work very well anymore. The wood has grown over the joint, making it difficult to move.

(She/They/Lycan)

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Start ID. A red pegasus crystal pony. She has wood creeping down her back and up her hooves. Their face is covered in wood with cracking around their eye, a bright green eye piercing through. Lycan has leaves in place of hair, there are multicolored flowers growing in them. Lycan has red crystals protruding from lycans body. Her cutiemark is a lemon with teardrop shaped gems as seeds. End ID

Scopophobia/ Ommetaphobia Warning! Trypophobia warning!

Another drawing I started before I moved. But they're done now, this is my Alicorn experiment oc, from @captainzigo 's Equestria Civil War AU.

Void is an amalgamation of Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Cadence, Flurry Heart, and Chrysalis.

(It/They/Void)

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Image one. Start ID. A mlp oc with many eyes, many wings, and many horns. Two horns serve as ears, and two as fangs. Its hair is pitch black and full of watching eyes. Void has 3 wings of different colors on their back (white, navy, purple) and two small wings on each leg. It's cutiemark is an amalgamation of different mlp princess cutiemarks. Void is facing to the left. End ID.

Image two. Start ID. A mlp oc with many eyes, many wings, and many horns. Two horns serve as ears, and two as fangs. Voids' hair is pitch black and full of watching eyes. It has 3 wings of different colors on their back (white into pink, pink into purple, and an insectoid wing) and two small wings on each leg. Void's cutiemark is an amalgamation of different mlp princess cutiemarks. They are facing to the right. End ID.

For @less-depresso-more-espresso 8k DTIYS!! Hope you like it!

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Start ID] Espresso's teenage mutant ninja turtle iteration, Croc Pot. They are at the beach in the water. Donnie and Leo are in the right-hand corner, Leo is clutching Donnies head and looking at the water with a scared expression. He wears a blue swim cap. April and Miley are to the left of them, in the water, April is laughing, and Miley has her eyes closed and tongue out as though she's tasted the sea water. On the left-hand side is Casey and Raph, Casey is hugging Raph from behind and throwing them off balance. Casey's eyes are closed, and she is smiling brightly. Raph is looking over their shoulder at him, their mouth open. A tiny rat is in a pool float in the background. [End ID]

First time trying to draw Cozy Glow!

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[Start ID] Cozy Glow from My Little Pony. A salmon colored pegasus pony sitting on her hind legs. Xe wears a yellow bow in xyr blue curly hair. It's looking down at a doll of Twilight Sparkle. One of his hoofs is raised as if to stomp on it. [End ID]

An OC from when I was young, based on a small mlp figurine I had, who had a small misprint on her face, which made it look like she was crying a gold tear.

Her story was that she was born to unicorn parents and supposed to be a unicorn, but was born an earth pony. With more magic than earth ponies normally have, she is in a constant state of crying to rid herself of the excess magic.

She likes gardening but isn't able to leave her home much as her magic tears have a tendency to cause chaos on whatever they drip on.

I think she probably was in and out of the hospital a lot when she was young.

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Start ID. A fluffy pale blue pony with very fluffy fur, accented by purple curls. Her mane is purple and braided neatly, her tail is the same color and curly. Her cutie mark is a white pedaled flower with a sun in the center. Her eyes are gold, and a golden tear sparkles in the corner of her eye. Background is a blue sky and green ground. End ID.

New Profile Picture

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Start ID. A very simply drawn grey rat is laying on its stomach, its pale pink tail is wrapped around its side. Its ears are a paler grey. The background is teal, a simple shadow under it. End ID

Born to be a passenger princess

Forced to drive

I'm learning to drive and I hate it

It's so scary how do people do it every day.

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[Start ID] The drawing has thick lines and was drawn quickly. A pale gray rat in a panicked stance, its eyes are wide, and it has darker gray flecks of fur across its body. Its feet and tail are pink. Background is teal, a shadow below it. [End ID]

There’s no better comedy than posting this on TikTok:

Then getting a rude paragraph by a random that basically boils down to: you do that because you think therapy is beneath you.

Uh no. I just admit that my mental illness isn’t a superpower. It’s a terrible thing and I wish it never was there.

The random deleted the paragraph a minute later. I’m guessing they realized how stupid they sounded.

Anyway song of the day: