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this Thanksgiving, they (my family) have decided to bring their ailing, violent dog (me.) along to the Thanksgiving party. It must be muzzled, to prevent any accidental bites (I must wear a mask to not spread my idiot cold/Turkey curse.) All the dog can hope is that they will spare some scraps from the kitchen table (hope there are bread rolls), and pray it is worthy for the holy prize (the yummy big ham).