Apple Rambles - Blog Posts

good day gay people on my computer,

i have been on a splendid european vacation for the last week or so but i am pleased to say that i am back in my home in bumfuck USA which is like. sigh. i will mourn you forever, efficient public transit. but also hooray! because now i have time to write! i have also received TWO more bingo cards in my inbox, a harringrove summer themed bingo, as well as a steddie themed bingo! so stay tuned for more stranger things nonsense from me! also maybe some photos from europe? or a little blog post about it bc i had much fun.

ok adios kiddos, xoxo

not to incite ship wars in my comments, but you can always tell which ship is "loosing" based on who is meaner on the internet. like, one tag will be full of light and positivity and love and all things joyful.

then the "loosing" ship tags will be full of #antiXYZ and flat out mean and hateful and patronizing things!!! and it makes me cackle. ship discourse is just so... interesting.

trying to be better about using this website for it's intended use of blogging, and not just lurking. but without fail i post one or two things then go MIA for a month and a half. sigh.

one of these days i will be consistent!

finals are finally over and i've moved back home for the summer, which means i have more time to put more of my blorbos into even more situations. yippie.

i imagine him cartoonishly falling.

“ow. ouch! oof. ow. ow! yeowch!”

with classic old cartoon sound effects every time he hits a step

and this folks, is why i just end up ripping all my titles from song lyrics o7

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

an actual real life text i got from my irl friend-

i have a few more harringrove WIPs in the chamber (including bingo stuff finally hallelujah). but after that... chat... do i take a vacation Steddie-ville? im thinking i have to! i mean who am i to deny my beautiful sweet little friends the joys of sick nasty steddie smut?

american here. i was scrolling and all the sudden comments stopped loading in. i exited and reopened the app… i got a pop up that said it “has been banned in the US”

it’s over chat

Greetings and Salutations-

If you don't know me, it's nice to meet you, I go by Apple (he/him) here on the world wide web. Fair warning, I am an ADULT and do sometimes post ADULT content!! I'm also a college student, which means I don't write nor post on a schedule, butttt I do take requests so send 'em my way!

I'm not terribly active in many fandoms aside from ST right now and I'm lowkey a bit of a lurker... but anyways! here's all my trash, go nutz

╰┈➤ AO3 Tumblr Bluesky (never use this tho)

╰┈➤ #apple slices, for all my writing (including tumblr ficlets)

╰┈➤ #apple rambles, for anything else

links to ALL my fics under the cut!!

Format: Title: (Rating) where it's posted, ship name, word count

╰┈➤𝔖𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔯 𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔰

Dying to Scream but you Can't get it out: (M) 𝘈𝘖3, Steddie, 2300 words

Harringrove Winter Bingo Masterlist: (SFW and NSFW)

Get rid of all Bitterness: (T) 𝘈𝘖3, Harringrove, 1100 words

Billy "The Faggot" Hargrove: (M) 𝘈𝘖3, Harringrove, 2300 words

Stranger Things: Thanksgiving Special: (Gen) 𝘈𝘖3, Gen, 1500 words

Tina's Halloween Bash: (M) 𝘈𝘖3, Harringrove, 2300 words

You Light my Light, I'll Light you: (E) 𝘈𝘖3, Harringrove, 12k words

Good Luck, Harrington: (M) 𝘈𝘖3, Harringrove, 1600 words

Senior Trip: (E) 𝘈𝘖3, Steddie/Ronance, 18k words,

Dontcha, Big Boy?: (E) 𝘈𝘖3, Steddie, 2200 words

Modern au prom ficlet: (SFW) 𝘛𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳, Harringorve

Prom ficlet: (SFW) 𝘛𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳, Harringrove

Gay code drabble: (SFW) 𝘛𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘭𝘳, Harringrove

╰┈➤𝔖𝔠𝔬𝔱𝔱 𝔓𝔦𝔩𝔤𝔯𝔦𝔪

Just a Little Bi-curious: (E) 𝘈𝘖3, Scollace, 3400 words

╰┈➤𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔳𝔢𝔩

You'll Never Know Just How Many Dreams I Dream About You: (G) 𝘈𝘖3, Stucky, 7000 words

╰┈➤ℜ𝔭𝔣

Eyes Up Here: (E) 𝘈𝘖3, Crankiplier, 4700 words

Markiplier Makes: Edible Arrangements (and Ethan blush): (T) 𝘈𝘖3, Crankiplier, 3000 words

i always find out ao3 is down at the most inopportune times. i had my tea steeping and comfy clothes on, ready for a cozy night in bed reading the many tabs i have open.

and then i am hit with “error 503”

as a pansexual person, it is soul healing to see all the recent deadpool & wolverine posts grace my feed. because i am getting oodles and oodles of pan rep rn. which is often, in my experience, few and far between!! so i am quite pleased

one of my favorite little details (that i really hope was intentional). so the melon already draws attention to itself by being the only fruit, but then having a cauliflower next to it??

melon + cauliflower = meloncauli = mr melancholy

smaller isttg ramble but Owen using an inhaler and generally having a hard time breathing (especially as he ages) bc Isabel is suffocating after being buried alive