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Listened to the "Soda Can Bully" and "Cute Microwave" audios.

10/10. Currently pulling out my inhaler.

Never again.

So I'm currently laughing at myself because I have two moods when it comes to audios- The first mood: *listening intently, reacting to certain parts, keeping track of details that intrigued me, questioning why something was said or wasn't said, why did THAT thing happen, why is that important*

The second mood: "HE'S SINGING ZOMBIE OMG HE'S SINGING ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND IT SOUNDS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

So it's either you won today's lottery and you have an actually competent, intelligent listener hearing your stories-

Or you got this rabid person on the other side of the screen that's absolutely ecstatic to hear one of her favorite songs. There's no in-between, I'm sorry.

*reaches part 3 in the Shadow Break saga* *gets to plot twist with V’s trap for Atrocity* *pauses video* *does lap around the room* *screams into the void* *continues*

1 hour later:

*finishes video*

*hears the whispers echoing V's words at the end*

I CAN'T DO THIS RIGHT NOW THE LORE IS GETTING TOO MUCH FOR ME AND I CAN'T HANDLE THIS IT'S TOO FREAKING MUCH-

I honestly don't know what to do with myself, I feel like I've drank 5 cups of coffee, I'm all jittery and I can't think straight-

The fight between V and Atrocity, geezzzzzzzzz I could see it all playing out in my head. And then everyone going after Atrocity and getting trounced. It kind of gave me the same feeling I have when watching The Battle of the Five Armies (the extended version from the Hobbit).

The math equation threw me for a freaking loop in the last audio, I can't believe that's how V let all his allies know about the plan.

Speaking about the plan, him and Cheeky- that was honestly a really, REALLY good twist, I really liked that. And yeah, definitely seems like something V would do, I'm chill with that.

I might be crazy but something did not feel right about L... glad my Pikachu queen is alive, don't get me wrong. The first time when V asked her why she didn't respond to his message and she sounded confused, I didn't think too much of it. But the second time, the second time there was a bit of hesitation. Why was there hesitation, L? Also, just a sidenote, what's Void Wraith been up to? Just curious.

Goodbourne can go kick rocks. Brias is all right.

Wilder. Just. Wilder. That's all, make of that what you will.

The whisperssssssss, the whispers the whispers at the end- is the strength of V's new form to much for his mind to handle? Is that why Dark also heard those voices? Originally I thought Dark was just repeating to himself what people like Damian might have said to him over the years... WHICH BRINGS UP ANOTHER POINT HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA *pained inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

So EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE not really everyone but a lot of people in this section have been talking about the Dark Magic user and his powers and him killing the Brotherhood of Heroes and the Light Magic user also dying and- come on man, I freaking love Dark and you're telling me that he's gonna kill Blade????

I think that's it- minus the fact that there were multiple times during the audio that I was pacing around the house, standing stock still, muttering angrily to myself, gasping, etc. etc. etc.

I'm not okay-

“Man, thank goodness I don’t have to worry about any of Escaped’s series for a bit, I can focus on other things-”

“… can’t stand none of y’all.”

Boy, I sure do love it when Scythe opens up an intro with one of his characters and he's talking to them all serious-like.

That's sarcasm, by the way-

LAST TIME YOU DID THIS JAYJAY FREAKING DIED. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO V.

Happy Noriversary to my fellow noris!!!

Some Nora inspired keychains I made a few months ago XD (these were really fun to do tho)

Me: "Come on, let's go see what they're up to-" Dinner!Me: *clawing at the floor* "DON'T TAKE ME BACK THERE PLEASE-" Me: "Silence, you, I missed my drama queens."

"But your taste is so... all right, I'll be back in a moment-"

"Because I'm a homewrecking s*** just like you!"

AYO WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT HIM- WHAT-

WHAT-

Dinner!Me: "......Idon'twanttobehereGETMEOUTOFHERE-" "SHUT UP IT'S GETTING GOOD."

"ONE HUNDRED. AND SEVENTY. ONE."

I'm dead. I'm wheezing. Oh my God, I cannot with these two- Edmund is my favorite-

Episode 1 aftermath: Brain: *scrolling the comments* "Well, everyone HERE seems to think he's just a lil' guy. We're not trusting this right, we're gonna get the flamethrower-" Me: "..." Brain: "... you can't be serious." Me: "HE'S MY CHILD NOW OKAY-"

Welp it's gotten to that point in the lore-

I'm scared

I didn't realize there are 17 videos, hoo boy-

I am indeed rather uneasy about this whole affair, ESPECIALLY after Alpha Claw-

Did I mention I'm scared-

EDIT: WHERE DOES THE REDDENING TAKE PLACE IN THE TIMELINE-

Welp it's gotten to that point in the lore-

I'm scared

I didn't realize there are 17 videos, hoo boy-

I am indeed rather uneasy about this whole affair, ESPECIALLY after Alpha Claw-

Did I mention I'm scared-

EDIT: WHERE DOES THE REDDENING TAKE PLACE IN THE TIMELINE-

... so is it irrational to be filled with fear and distrust?

Oh I just noticed the chainsaw, nahhhhhhhhhhh bro-

Boy, I sure do love staying up till 1 am binging series about mythic hunters.

Der Wolfsjäger is so good and I regret listening to it all in one sitting because now I need more and the latest episode JUST came out so I definitely need to be patient and wait raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh-

The other problem is that this might be my top favorite series on the channel. It's tied for first with Blue Infinity at the moment.

... Sorry, Fletcher...

ALSO IT IS TIED WITH MATADOR GOTHICCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Scythe: "He's voiced by me, he's a vampire, but he is NOT Scythus!" Escaped: "God, please tell me it's not him." Scythe: "Here he is! He might be a lil' too much for your Matador Gothics too fight anddd keep him away from Crow-" Me: *promptly choking on water* "DAMN REFERENCES-"

On the other hand, FINALLY have the context for the animatic that @msgillianlattea made, I loved it so much but had no idea where the OG audio was from till now.

Me starting Against the World like:

*drops stack of notes on your desk* YES I DID, AND I FINISHED A FEW SIDE QUESTS TOO-

I have questions, comments, an issue, and a few random thoughts if you can stand my chaos, good sir...

The question: DID ALFONSO'S DAD ACTUALLY SLEEP WITH CARMEN. I NEED TO KNOW, DANG IT.

The issue: you are making me choose between the Spaniard and the Scotsman for my hubbie and I don't like it-

my list of fictional crushes has only grown since I've gotten into ASMR... the list was already long enough...

The comments:

First off, I really like Alfonso's character. Specifically the fact that he's not already a famed vampire slayer or anything, that he's still low in the ranks of the Guild and he's trying to live up to the memory of his father. I also enjoyed how the confession scene in Episode Five was written. One of my BIGGEST pet peeves with romance tropes is when someone says "I love you!" after TWO DAYS of knowing the other person (I'm looking at you, Disney). But here, it felt like it was taken into account that Alfonso and the Guest hadn't known each other for long and were thrown into a very stressful and emotional situation. So yeah, feelings were probably going to be a result of that, but that doesn't necessarily mean it was "love" to begin with... but it could become that. Saying "I want you" made it feel more honest, I suppose.

Second, loveeeeee how the video was set up (I watched the story compilation btw, probably should've mentioned that). But the way the background shifted with the situation was SO cool. I've noticed that before in your other series, not sure if I've brought it up yet, but it really helps with the immersion as well as giving me a better idea of what the setting is. Also- SOUNDTRACK. THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE SOUNDTRACK.

Third, I thought it was epic that you did it in English and Spanish. Also neat finding out that you're Spanish, that was cool. My family's Puerto Rican, so I can understand the language (if you speak it at very slow pace and are very patient with me) but I personally can't speak it. I love hearing it, though, and I want to learn it properly lol.

Mmkay, that's enough of sane Nyx, time for my chaos-

"Alfonso, shut up about Carmen, Carmen is my QUEEN, I LOVE HER, she shall be the tía of our children when we get married-"

"This is probably not at all canon but Alfonso looks like Inigo Montoya from Princess Bride in my head- where's the actual design for him-"

*is once again deceased at confession scene raaaaaaaaaaaaaagh*

"Scythe, you did it again, this villain is epic."

"Ok so we have werewolves in here, which probably means that Der Wolfsjäger might be connected...? Possibly? Bro, these mythic transformations do not sound PLEASANT, AUGH-"

"OMG WE GET TO TRAIN TO BE A VAMPIRE SLAYER LET'S GO-"

From the Matador Gothic spinoffs:

In "Proving Yourself to Your Vampire Master", I could literally see it all playing out in my head as an animatic, which makes me furious that I can't draw well.

"Infiltrating a Vampire Nightclub":

"These tight pants reduce my mobility."

Me working on my sweater vest: "Pretty sure you look great from behind, though-"

"And stop looking at my butt!"

*drops crochet hook* "LORD, I PROMISE I'LL BE MORE WHOLESOME, I'M SORRY-"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUT WE'RE ENGAGED NOW!?!?!?!?!?!?" *internal squealing intensifies*

"Not in Front of Dinner, Darling"- the tea. Just. All. The tea. I was literally sitting there with one hand covering my mouth listening to everything go down. Like yes, this is very entertaining, I could absolutely just sit here while y'all sort out your relationship- ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY- SIR?!?!?!?!? Also, dinner would very much prefer to NOT see any ravaging of ANY sort... thank you...

OH and the Goblin series, decided to watch that before Matador Gothic... listen, I'm all for teaching people about the magic of Christmas and what not, but if I got locked up for a year because of that little imp AND it's wrecking my house when I get home, I'm getting the baseball bat again, I'm sorry. It was a great series, 10/10.

*checks notes* Aaaaaaaaand that's about all I got for tonight. Or today. Take your pick. Bravo, Escaped, I enjoyed this once again... don't know if I want to watch Wolfsjäger yet, I might go for New Jersey Rats, since that's another finished series.

Thanks againnnnnnnn, happy holidays!!!

-🖤🐈‍⬛

Episode three of Matador Gothic:

"How much of that did you hear?" "... Enough to say I hope we get married by the end of this story?"

Episode three of Matador Gothic:

"How much of that did you hear?" "... Enough to say I hope we get married by the end of this story?"

Gentle, eh?! Be gentle!

*thinking the Villain series was going to be my favorite* *having the hardest time drawing Cheeky and V* *clicking on the War of Witches* *finds out I can be a freaking demon cat which fits my sona perfectly*

V, I love ya, you're hilarious, but Imma be chilling with Creed for a bit... also I like being called floofster.

Bonus dooble: me after finding out Scythe is also a Shadow the Hedgehog fan-

I think War of the Witches is my favorite Scythe series so far... but it's also been a really good distraction from my jaw aching (wisdom teeth being yanked out is not fun).

Also, Cole. My guy. Tongue is great, don't get me wrong, it's freaking delicious... but do we need to carry it around on a string...?

CREED MY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

-🖤🐈‍⬛

It's me... right before you...

Finished the angst guantlet, made fanart to make myself feel better.

(I did NOT get Fletcher right lmaooooo I tried man- still like it though.)

Bonus dooble: me after finishing Chronus Seven (CURSE YOU ESCAPED)

No but uh, much love, thank you so much, your work is incredible and I very much enjoyed it. Aaaaaaaand I think I will be watching the Matador Gothic one AFTER my break from your angst...

Also working on a dooble for one of Scythe's series- I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD BE A DEMON CAT, THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT FOR MY SONA-

-🖤🐈‍⬛

*sits down with lunch* "It has been a long time since you have seen me, has it not?" *angrily muttering into bowl*

Episode 1:

Yeah, yeah, it's about me...

Oh frick, am I in therapy- I'M IN THERAPY WOO

K question, will I be taking care of Baby Vengeance in here?

Yeah that checks out, I'd probably feel better about this if I'd died in his stead.

What kinda dream is this???

"Strangers to lovers", who the heck is the stranger gonna be... this is gonna be tough.

CROW OR RAVEN CAWING????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE PLAYING OUR SONG-

no i'm not gonna cry i refuse to cry over this.

Ok wait wait I don't wanna space out while I'm driving, WAKE UP- oh damn ok I'm sorry ma'am, just my traumatic flashback speaking-

Aaaaaaaand there's our stranger... AH KITTY BUBBA!!!

Oh he's a father... and a nerd, let's go- OH HE'S A SINGLE DAD, GREAT-

Omg he's such a nerd aughhhhhhhhhhh 🙌🏾

Oh there goes my heart, here we freaking go.

"I hope it wasn't awkward standing there while I was talking on the phone-"

me: *actually wheezes*

my brother: "what's so funny-"

"NOTHING-"

I don't like how cute I'm finding him. This is not good.

HELPPPPPPPPPPPP HE'S REALLY CUTE AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

Aw man, put the telenovela back on!

I did not make a pie for this man... oh my God I am so dead. Oh I'm gonna be wrecked.

*pauses the video* *walks away from laptop* "WHY AM I SMILING SO HARD OVER THIS GUY NO-"

And there's the crow... frick this is what our dream is about huh

OMG IT IS, THIS IS WHAT THE DREAM IS ABOUT- OH FRICK.

Ok so this crow dropped Ivan's birdfeeder into our backyard, therefore it's the spirit of Crow trying to hook us up with someone- I KNEW IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(yeah I know this stuff is probably obvious to everyone, biochem wrecked my brain process ok)

YEAH HE'S REALLY CUTE, CROW, HELP ME-

Oop- no no, finish that statement sir >:3

NOT THE SOUNDTRACK HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please let this be a movie someday, I have so many favorite series that I need to be a movie/TV series...

Ok, got my doughnut, let's go-

Episode 3

Again. I strongly protest my part in this deal.

COME ON, BIG GUY, YOU GOT THIS- I think... oh nope, uhhh lemme work on that escape plan-

MA'AM, please, what is with the insults, I did nothing-

Ohhhh, the Surge gang... this got interesting.

CROW I THOUGHT WE WERE TAKING HER ALIVE- oh she's fine. Oh she's gonna hate us...

Ok to be fair, I'm still not sure what my opinion of Crow is yet... ah y'all were raiders? No, I do think he's good deep down...

I KNEW IT, I'M TELLING YOU, WE'RE INADVERTENTLY WORKING FOR SURGE BRO

Yes, very eloquent, boss... I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU MF, I KNEW IT.

HE HAS A KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAA

NVM, HE IS A CAT LOVER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Aw no Crow... Crow don't cry, it's ok bubby... why the frick would I run away, you big lug smh. Why the frick would I think you're an animal bro- oh. OH. UM. OKAY THEN.

I mean after all that, yeah might as well stay, bro- OMG. WELP.

(Gosh when they get like that augh- *punches wall*)

HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDD UP. DID I STAY THE NIGHT- AYO??

Episode 4

Omg I stayed the night, wow-

He sounds happy agh 😭

YEAH IT IS LUCKY YOUR CAR'S WRECKED, I CAN'T KEEP SECRETS BRUV.

Dannie knows doesn't she- yep, yep she does.

BECAUSE IT'S SO OBVIOUS DANNIE-

Wait wait, don't let Dannie die, ok, I like her. Dannie lives, please.

Dannie NO. NO SHE BETTER BE OKAY.

I call dibs on the pistol-

Please be ok Dannie please- omg kitty!!!

DANNIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Episode 5

Crow, we will get him, but calm down first please

... I'm not gonna die again right? Right? Cuz uh- I don't like how that sentence went- yeah come here, bub.

Oh greattttt, they're expanding their power...

Mindspike sounds like a control drug- THE SIDE EFFECTS LOL-

Ok either I'm gonna die or Crow is gonna die and I'm going to end up crying over his recorded tapes.

"Oh and one for good luck-" *no no no melting stop it me*

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT- CROW-

Istg if one more person calls me b*tch.

*crochet project has been completely abandoned for the moment*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THEY'VE BEEN TAKING SAMPLESSSSSSS...

Hey girllllllll... thanks for the apology I really appreciate that- THERE'S A BABY HERE- why is the baby named Project Vengeance bro.

Oh precious angel

No I'm not ready Crow, one of us is gonna die-

Episode 6

K, he's monologuing, now would be the PERFECT time to shoot-

Here we gooooooo... DON'T INSULT CROW LIKE THAT- AND DON'T TALK ABOUT DANNIE LIKE THAT-

YES- ooh no wait this is kinda troublesome... UM I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, BRO- BOTH OF US ALIVE PLEASE.

No no no no not ready for this not ready for this- aaaaaaaaagh that sounded like it hurt-

AUGH THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT HURT-

I'm sorry guy, it's for a good cause I promise-

AHHH LET'S GO MUSICCCCCCCCCCC

I don't like this idea dang it-

🎶She's a maniac, maaaaaaniac on the floor...🎶

The end is uncomfortably close...

GEEZ, when they lowkey get demanding, gosh-

We're gonna be chill, we'll be fine...

ROSE, PLEASE, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE, PLEASE LET CROW GO-

I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO LIVE, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO DIE PLEASE-

NOOOO CROW COME ON-

NO DAMMIT-

SHUT UP THERE'S A CROW CAWING- WHY IS ROSE HERE-

NOT EGGYOLK- AND THE NAME CHANGE-

*kicks over table* NOT THE CASSETTE TAPE I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

... Yeah this was great, great story. Um- Neon Wings is the next part okay...

I DIDN'T CRY THIS TIME, THOUGH- I managed to beat that part, hah.

(I thought Saku and Nora were the best at angst, dammit, I'm so dead-)

BACK ON THE BINGE

K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.

Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"

I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.

Oh dope, I'm an investigator...

Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-

I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight

WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?

Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-

I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...

(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)

THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.

*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-

Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-

Episode 2:

I'm with him, please don't arrest me-

... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-

I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-

No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now

... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it

Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*

Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.

Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh

*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.

YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.

No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.

Oh flashback, nice.

We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.

No boss I want foodddddddddd...

Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-

If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.

Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.

*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.

NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-

BACK ON THE BINGE

K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.

Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"

I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.

Oh dope, I'm an investigator...

Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-

I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight

WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?

Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-

I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...

(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)

THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.

*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-

Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-

Episode 2:

I'm with him, please don't arrest me-

... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-

I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-

No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now

... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it

Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*

Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.

Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh

*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.

YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.

No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.

Oh flashback, nice.

We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.

No boss I want foodddddddddd...

Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-

If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.

Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.

*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.

NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-

*grabs headphones and crochet project*

How the frick did I end up down this RABBIT HOLE-

6 months ago, I was subbed to ONE ASMR channel. ONE. (AlakazamASMR, love that guy, he's chill).

Decided to try listening to @scytheaudio today cuz hey, why the heck not, I'm already trapped listening to 5 other people, pretty sure this one won't get me.

TELL Y'ALL ONE THING THO. THE OTHERS DIDN'T HAVE ME HOOKED FROM THE FREAKING INTRO.

*is now trapped listening to 6 people this is FINE-*

I'd like to apologize to all the Crumpets-

I did not completely understand the heartbreak behind the Alex audio series, but after Episodes 4 and 5 (ESPECIALLY 5-) I get it now-

But also I'm over here like, "Omg the freaking TEA-"

I had no poker face listening to this, my expression was literally:

I am not the listener, I'm the neighbor in the next apartment eavesdropping on the arguments-

OMG THE ENDING WAS GOOD THO-