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Lance's post quali interview, confirming it was traffic that screwed him in q2
Next up is the 5th Pac-Man themed Pole Position team the Roger Racing Arnamco team. The team colors are inspired by the real-life Jaguar Formula 1 team from the early 2000s, but with the sponsors of the real-life Aston Martin Formula 1 team. The driver lineup of this team consists of an all-green duo featuring Funky the Ghost and Roger the Robot. This team is a force that should be reckoned with because not only Funky and Roger are fierce drivers behind the wheel, but Funky also worked hard to build this car to be fast and reliable, whereas Roger is a master in making race strategies that will leave their rivals in the dust.
Mirulin is a spoof of Michelin Tires Pacstrol is a spoof of Castrol Oils Arnamco is a spoof of Saudi Aramco Petroleum Pacneer is a spoof of the Pioneer Corporation Cylizant is a spoof of Cognizant Technologies
Alright guys real talk, this race was so good much better than some we have been seeing. All of the fighting that we saw out there was great. The overtake omg perfection, some literally had me giggling… ALONSO’S DEFENDING AGAINST OSCAR absolutely yummy. I can talk abt this for hours but needed yall to know some of my thoughts.
REGAINING MY MEMORIES FROM THE RACE, Logan was good prettyyyy good at first ngl sucks he ran off but it’s whatever. not even gonna talk abt Alex and Daniel. Lewis and George being stuck in midfield had me biting my nails. Charles being sooo close to p3 was so suspenseful. I can’t think of anything else for now😁
I’m so excited for the race I actually can’t sleep…
I CANT I NEED IT TO COME ALREADY I NEED THE SEROTONIN BOOST I GET FROM IT !!
GONNA HIT MULTIPLE BLINKERS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH IF I DONT SEE A CAR PASS THE CHECKERED FLAG RN I DONT EVEN CARE WHO WINS ANYMORE.
Alright people where tf are y’all watching the new f1 season on?! Bc I am NOT gonna be paying for F1TV or espn, please help the past seasons I spent watching botched streams of the races on twitch😔😭
That time of the week again 😭
I manifest a top ten. It may be delusional hope but I think he could do it. Listen if he manages top ten I will willingly eat a chunk of boiled eggplant. (I’m autistic and eggplant makes me recoil like devils snare in the light)
GOSH DIGGITY FUCK ASTON…. Boiling the eggplant now
I manifest a top ten. It may be delusional hope but I think he could do it. Listen if he manages top ten I will willingly eat a chunk of boiled eggplant. (I’m autistic and eggplant makes me recoil like devils snare in the light)
I manifest a top ten. It may be delusional hope but I think he could do it. Listen if he manages top ten I will willingly eat a chunk of boiled eggplant. (I’m autistic and eggplant makes me recoil like devils snare in the light)
Hello there! Finally decided to do something with this account!
My name is Samuel. I am Swedish and queer, two things I will not shut up about so get used to that!
My new found goal with this account is to show some love to the drivers in the junior categories! I don't really know how, but I will figure that out as this blog grows!
My favourite F1 team is Williams and my favourite F1 drivers are Alexander Albon, Logan Sargeant, Zhou Guanyu and Yuki Tsunoda!
In the junior categories most of the drivers I like are Prema drivers or people that have driven for them since it was the first I noticed in the junior categories. I can also strongly say that Swedish affiliated drivers are automaticly more liked, national pride and shit so basically the entire Prema F3 2024 lineup. No I will not explain how Gabriele Mini is connected to Sweden.
I am mostly doing this for me, I was so disapointed in the amount of content on this webside/app about the junior drivers so I decided to take the matter into my own hands and post about them myself! But, I do hope if you stumble upon this, that you like it!
(there may also be some post of flowers and shit like that, as i am studying to be a florist so i am sorry in advance!)
Thank you to op!!! 🫶
that article is purely based on rumours and reported as facts. The events outlined in it are completely contradicted by official FIA documents.
according to Benson Lance lost his temper once out of the car at the end of Q2 and started throwing shit around and yelling at team members, and it's implied that's how he 're-injured' his hand however the anonymous source refutes this.
HOWEVER, this was in the middle of quali, while the pitlane was crawling with cameras, both for TV and photography, and not a single one caught a glimpse of anything, considering one of the home drivers was in the same space there'd be plenty of cameras in the area. One would think a driver absolutely losing the plot in a garage would attract quite a bit of attention, and yet nothing.
On top of that, because Lance was called to the stewards for the post-quali procedure infringements the team had to supply the FIA with the internal garage footage to prove that lance A. wasn't shoving weights into his socks to cheat the weight and more importantly B. actually suffering a medical issue and headed off to the doctor as he claimed. The FIA viewed this footage and deemed it to be completely in line with what Aston Martin and Lance reported to them, their only criticism being that the team did not inform them it was a medical issue quickly enough (an absolutely valid critic)
IF in fact Lance had thrown a temper tantrum in the garage before leaving for the team doctor it would have been in that footage, and we know from 2023 that the FIA will intervene in such cases and summon the drivers for unacceptable behaviour. This has not happened in this instance, the FIA made no mention of anything like it in their document explaining Lance's absence.
What is the most frustrating thing about it all is that despite this evidence people will believe an article written by a 'journalist', with a long reputation for being unreliable, that has no solid sources, no evidence, and is actually contradicted by official documents. They'll use it to direct more hate towards Lance and call for him to banned, dropped, replaced or worse. Sensationalism and rumour will win out over common sense.
14 - Fernando Alonso
having to choose between aston martin and renault was difficult,,
Happy Birthday Fernando Alonso
Lance Stroll, shaved/with beard
what is going on in the house of commons, is that lancey strolley with the second fastest lap time?!??
Lance my beloved
Close ups
F1 x Neon Genesis Evangelion
Here are the different EVA unit descriptions for each team!!
1. EVA-00X “The Prototype” (Mercedes)
• Design: Silver and turquoise color scheme, resembling a cutting-edge prototype F1 car. Sleek, efficient, and heavily reliant on AI assistance, mimicking the real-life team’s focus on data and engineering.
>Special Features:
• Extreme Stability Control: Advanced aerodynamics prevent instability at high speeds.
• Energy Recovery System (ERS): Can temporarily boost movement speed or power output using stored energy.
• Adaptive Halo Shielding: A reinforced frame around the cockpit area, inspired by the F1 halo device, providing additional protection.
• Story Role: The “corporate” team. Mercedes has the most advanced Eva, but its reliance on AI creates tension. George struggles with imposter syndrome, while Lewis is the veteran trying to balance idealism with survival.
2. EVA-03V “Berserker” (Red Bull)
• Design: A deep blue, red, and yellow color scheme, sleek yet aggressive with sharp wing-like structures on its back and Bull horns adoring its head.
>Special Features:
• Overdrive Mode: When reaching critical damage, the EVA enters Velocity Mode for approximately 30 seconds where speed and power drastically increase at the cost of all power. The team is currently working on exceeding the 30 sec. mark.
• Active DRS Wings: Can adjust its wing structures mid-combat for high-speed maneuvers.
• Unpredictable Handling: Like a Red Bull F1 car, it thrives on an aggressive but controlled chaos approach.
• Story Role: Max’s Eva has a tendency to go Berserk unpredictably, often winning fights in brutal fashion but leaving him mentally drained. Checo struggles with the pressure of being his backup.
3. EVA-04R “The Scarlet Arrow” (Ferrari)
• Design: Red and black, featuring smooth, elegant curves and golden accents resembling classic Ferrari designs. A beautiful yet temperamental Eva, built for high speed and lethal precision but suffering from synchronization issues (aka, Ferrari’s real-life strategy blunders).
>Special Features:
• Ultra-Lightweight Chassis: Built for sheer acceleration, allowing for blistering speed.
• Emotionally Linked Core: The EVA’s performance is deeply tied to the pilot’s emotions—frustration and desperation can enhance its capabilities but may lead to unpredictable malfunctions.
• Overheating Issues: Similar to Ferrari’s reliability problems, this EVA is prone to mechanical failures under extreme stress.
• Story Role: The tragic heroes. Charles has a deep emotional bond with his Eva, but it often fails him at the worst times. Carlos is the pragmatic warrior, keeping them afloat despite Ferrari’s chaotic leadership.
4. EVA-07A “The Immortal” (Aston Martin)
• Design: Dark green with neon yellow accents, heavily armored but still sleek, resembling a fusion of a tank and a hypercar, specializing in high durability and counterattacks.
>Special Features:
• Regenerative Armor: Can withstand heavy damage and self-repair over time, making it incredibly durable.
• Grip Adaptation: The EVA’s feet have adaptive grip controls, allowing it to move effortlessly across different terrains.
• Ancient Core Synchronization: An older unit, yet inexplicably keeps up with the latest models due to the pilot’s (Nando’s) unmatched experience and having seemingly unbounded fortune.
• Story Role: Alonso, the immortal warrior, is an old veteran who’s seen it all and somehow always survives. Lance struggles to prove he belongs (gets told he only got into the Eva program because of his father and that he actually never was one of the chosen children)
5. EVA-05M “The Papaya” (McLaren)
• Design: Bright orange and blue, lightweight and compact. An experimental Eva excelling at ranged combat with a powerful energy rifle.
>Special Features:
• Adaptive Handling AI: The EVA constantly tweaks its movements for optimal combat efficiency, making it unpredictable to enemies.
• Hybrid Power Mode: Uses a combination of traditional energy cores and an advanced turbo boost system for short bursts of hyper-acceleration.
• Precision Over Power: Unlike other EVAs that rely on brute force, this unit specializes in tactical strikes, often falling behind to analyze before charging at the enemy.
• Story Role: The underdog team. Lando is talented but relies too much on the Handling AI, while Oscar adapts quickly to the high-stakes environment. They push each other forward, but McLaren’s leadership often lets them down.
6. EVA-08B “Phantom” (Williams)
• Design: Deep blue and white with sleek, minimalist lines. A lightweight, nimble Eva with enhanced agility, designed to outmaneuver rather than overpower its enemies. Lacks raw firepower but makes up for it with tactical precision and evasion.
>Special Features:
• Lightweight Carbon Fiber Frame: Focused on raw speed but fragile in direct combat.
• Experimental Jet Boosters: Gives it an edge in acceleration but has limited energy reserves.
• Legacy Core: One of the oldest Evangelion models, upgraded over time with modern enhancements.
• Story Role: The ultimate underdog team. Alex is an elite pilot trapped in an outdated machine, constantly pushing it beyond its limits. Logan struggles to prove himself, dealing with self-doubt as he watches others outperform him. Williams’ engineers work tirelessly, but their limited resources keep them on the back foot.
7. EVA-09H “The Beast” (Haas)
• Design: Black and white with red highlights, a brute-force EVA with a reinforced exoskeleton, built for durability and close combat.
>Special Features:
• Heavy Armor Plating: Takes extreme punishment but sacrifices agility.
• Twin Blades System: Uses dual energy weapons for raw offensive power.
• Unrefined Power Core: Prone to overheating and shutdowns in prolonged battles.
• Story Role: Haas functions as the scrappy backup, holding the line when stronger teams falter. Their Eva is not the fastest or most advanced, but it refuses to go down without a fight. Eva-09H is often deployed in desperate last stands, buying time for others to regroup or retreat. Nico is excellent at damage control and making the best of tough situations. Kevin embraces Eva-47’s brute force, his raw instincts make him unpredictable but sometimes reckless in high-stakes engagements.
8. EVA-10A “The Storm” (Alpine)
• Design: Metallic blue and pink, an elegant yet fierce EVA specializing in precision combat. A high-speed, high-maneuverability Eva, designed for close-quarters combat with plasma blades on each arm. However, its systems tend to overheat and malfunction under stress (side eye).
>Special Features:
• Adaptive Power Core: Balances attack and defense based on combat needs.
• Energy Blade Enhancements: Can channel its core energy into plasma-based weapons (blades).
• High-Altitude Maneuvering: Optimized for aerial and vertical combat.
• Story Role: The dysfunctional duo—Ocon and Gasly are constantly at odds, refusing to work together even when survival is at stake. Their inability to synchronize properly leads to repeated failures, yet somehow, they scrape by.
9. EVA-11V “Golden Child” RB’s Experimental „golden Child“ EVA (VCARB)
• Design: Black and gold, a flashy, aggressive EVA designed for showmanship and performance. A hyper-aggressive, speed-focused Eva that sacrifices durability for extreme agility. Think of it as an F1-style ninja, striking fast before dodging away (In theory)
>Special Features:
• Instant Torque Boosters: Allows rapid acceleration but drains power quickly.
• Counter-Attack Mechanism: Absorbs kinetic energy and redirects it into high-powered strikes.
• Unstable Synch Ratio: Potential for extreme power spikes but hard to control.
• Story Role: The EVAs main goal is to search for young, new, drivers whose sync rate exceeds the „normal“ average. Yuki is a hotheaded, instinctive fighter, sometimes reckless but always fearless. Daniel provides experience and charisma, trying to keep things fun even in the face of disaster. Their Eva is prone to system failures due to its lightweight and experimental structure.
10. EVA-12S “Specter” (Stake F1/Sauber)
• Design: Chrome silver with black and green highlights, a futuristic and experimental EVA with advanced cloaking technology which often needs recalibrating which can take up to multiple days or even weeks due to employee shortage.
>Special Features:
• Liquid-Metal Armor: Can shift its form slightly for minor shape adjustments mid-combat.
• Silent Mode: Cloaking technology which works kinda like a chameleon (its always a gamble (ha) if it actually works tho) and Reduces energy signatures to avoid detection.
• Story Role: Eva-79 is designed for hit-and-run tactics, intelligence gathering, and long-range support. Its stealth capabilities make it a valuable asset in ambush operations, striking from the shadows before vanishing into the chaos. Calm, methodical, and precise, Valtteri excels at tactical combat. He leverages Eva-12S’s agility to control engagements, striking from unexpected angles and retreating before enemies can react. Zhou is skilled at reading battlefield conditions and adjusting his approach. His ability to execute last-second dodges and counterattacks makes him a dangerous opponent in duels but in disadvantage against multiple targets.