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wow just realised while thinking ab theo being able to sense liam's ied being triggered by his heartbeat, breathing and chemosignals and knowing to anchor him with a touch or a quiet murmur and i realised he is literally liam's support dog. someone get him a vest pls-
steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left
this goes out to mothers everywhere: please try not to become deeply emotionally invested in your daughter's hair
why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.
“sorry i didn’t mean to dump that on you”
brother i would climb the tallest mountains and swim to the deepest depths for you. every time you smile i wonder if anything could be more beautiful and every time you laugh it’s like an orchestra of joy. of course i’ll be here to listen. i love you bro
I LOVE HIIIM—
the perfect combination of annoying, dumbass and stupidly adorable in my opinion
Dad to the rescue <3
HELLO I JUST FOUND OUT YOU DIDNT NEED DISSOCIATIVE FUGUE (LIKE FULL BLACKOUT WAKING UP IN A DIFFERENT PLACE) TO HAVE DID??????
WHAT
these girls are crazy
pukicho, i think ur so awesome and cool. can u tell me how to get bitches (lovingly) bc im lonely
Are you really in any position to call women bitches if you can't even bag a single one? Maybe you can stop itemizing their existence and instead pursue the act of dating as a real means for connection - rather than a method to score metaphorical points, like you're in some sorta fucking video game.
You know something? I am tired of seeing DoubleFedora being just Mafioso looking like he tops and Chance just bottoms
WELL FUCK THAT SHIT
From this day now on I hc that those two mfs are switches in that ship, fuck being just top or just bottom, DO BOTH
they call me dog bait on account of well… heh. let’s just say. doll parts
NO WAY
THATS MY GIRL 👏👏👏👏
Spotted in Bellingham, WA.
When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.
When I am emperor, I will make everyone who refers to women’s leg hair removal as “basic hygiene” fight to the death in my coliseum.
"Some dude on the internet can say the most dumbest shit imaginable and little boys will still be like "based" "
I cannot trust the artistic opinions of anybody who can't frankly admit that the vast majority of whatever's produced in their chosen medium (books, film, etc) is unsalvageable pigslop. But also that dogshit amateur art is critical for said medium. AND that pigslop and amateur dogshit is different
People with Cluster B Disorders. I am sorry about the world. People with Psychotic Disorders. I am sorry about the world. People with OCD. I am sorry about the world.
So many people say they're allies, sometimes even specifically to you, but oftentimes they're lying. They refuse to accommodate on even the most basic level and then treat you like a monster. It's fucked up. It's not your fault. You are not uniquely evil or fucked up. They're just Ableist, and you're just naturally struggling in a world that makes itself completely hostile to you.
