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Bella Swan - Blog Posts
Ok so during the honeymoon when Bella first feels the baby kick, why didn't Edwars hear the heartbeat? I mean if your baby is flailing it's little legs, surely there has to be heart beat?!!!
he was too busy asking god for forgiveness for fucking his wife too well
Alice thanks your horniness Bella 😏
We all know Jasper always felt Bella's horniest
I've finished re-reading Twilight, and omg, I forgot Tyler went to Bella's house on prom night, to pick her up, thinking she was gonna be his date! The level of delusion!
Also, I can't wait to read this on Midnight Sun so we can hear Charlie on the phone with Edward "Hey Edwin, there's a guy named Tyler here, says he's Bella's date... You kids need to sort this out on your own, I have a game to watch!"
bella: finds out jacob imprinted on her daughter and goes off at him
edward:
“Now you know, no one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you.” Bella Swan & Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon
Edward: Is something burning?
Bella: Only my desire for you.
Edward: Bella, the toaster is on fire.
Edward: I just want to hear those three little words.
Bella: I love you.
Edward: That’s sweet but try again.
Bella: I will behave.
Edward: There we go.
honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always
if bella really wanted the cullens to come back in new moon she should have emailed emmett instead of alice
to: emmettmemeking69@gmail.com
bro! Emmett! You gotta come back to Forks quick!! It's senior prank day and I need your help!!!
he would have been at her house 15 minutes later
i know we all like to clown on our emo king Edward Cullen here but listen when he took his first and only love to this stupid highschool dance and she’s all like 🥺 “i’m too clumsy to dance” and he just lifted her up on his own feet and danced with her so she wouldn’t get hurt and it’s just so fucking soft he never had the chance to put all his 19th century moves on anyone and now he has this beautifully awkward girl he loves more than anything and he just wants to dance with her and no you know what nothing is a better love story than twilight
Alice in Eclipse: you and Edward will have the house to yourselves tonight ;)
Bella, immediately fantasizing about climbing her boyfriend like a tree but trying not to show it:
Alice:
Bella Swan + Outfits
I Love that everyone in Bella’s life was like, this clumsy bitch would fall down two flights of stairs and go through a window. They weren’t even surprised.
i am looking respectfully 👁👄👁
edward: i wanted to kill you. i’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much in my life
bella:
bella talking to jessica: i like edward more than he likes me
edward at lunch:
when bella got abandoned by edward we ALL got abandoned that was a group experience
Emmett: (to Bella) Oh my god, that shirt looks great! I bet it would look even better on Edward’s floor.
Edward: Are you hitting on Bella for me?
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
pictures where they look like actual high school sweethearts and not fully grown adults
The moment everyone’s heart stopped…
The Cullen’s initial reactions to Bella, summarized in GIFs
Edward:
Alice:
Rosalie:
Jasper:
Emmett:
Esme:
Carlisle:
All these tiktok girls thinking they’re so original by sticking ice cubes in the coochies
Bella Swan beat you to it YEARS ago sweatie
