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Sorry for not posting for ten thousand years. Anyway yeah I love the striders (and I love this song)

who cares if i'm 10 years late i was put on this earth to do exactly one thing and its draw homestuck characters into shitty memes

speaking of things I was unhealthily obsessed with as a child.

I didn't actually read it in its entirety when I was younger, and am currently reading it through the unofficial archived version. So far, I'm like-- this is so dumb but not in a completely bad way.

emotional motion sickness 🚗

uh, um, well, i don’t know how to comment on this, but, here

the holy trinity

Face reveal guys!1!1!!1!1 (yes I was cosplaying bro strider from the hit media comic Homestuck)

i’ve come to the conclusion drawing with the nintendo switch is the most frustrating thing in the world

Sollux. And Bro cooks a raw steak in the microwave for the special occasion of a John Delivered sleepover.

I’m an idiot and mixed up 4th of July and New Years

a perfect first installment to my homestuck fanart blog, a monument to my hubris >>

덬젴 주시오…..

Woah i love so much you art! Can we maybe see Bro Strider in your art style?

thanks for kind words and here's bro!

Quick doodles I drew while watching dubs of Homestuck because my attention span cannot be bothered to stay on one thing for 20 minutes straight

Chat is this anything?

Parody of @ronaldreagancutupwhilefrotting post , which itself is an edit of a comic from drawerofdrawings. (DeviantArt link)

TOLD ya I'll draw it! Hahaha, I just had to get my dirty hands on my oooooooold tablet. (Drawing with fingers is hard)

oh my gawd, i can't belive the fist thing i do when i boot my dormant tablet for 1 year is a dirkjake homestuck shitpost good lord help me, i couldn't stop myself from laughin when making this

i gotta stay fly

what did he mean by that

dave inherited depression thru his brother's milk

dave inherited depression thru his brother's milk

cover for a dirk playlist i made 4 in the morning while crying over dirk! have a listen :)

Ya’know... I’ve always wondered why they decided to put Arquiusprite into Lil Cal... I could understand Caliborn (because obvious reasons) and Gamzee but why the second most uncomfortable sprite (Calsprite triumphs 1st place hands down) in the comic

But with the bit about AR making it even easier to get into Bro’s head, combined with the best ways to mess with his mind, it just makes everything more depressing for the Strider brothers

I honestly wonder what the real Bro was thinking though everything that happened. But I genuinely believe the things he did for Dave were the real him. The very few times when Bro actually helped like when he split the meteor to give Dave just a little more time entering the game. I want to believe Bro really did love Dave, and tried his best while struggling under Cal’s influence. I want to know how things would have been without Cal. But most of all...

I want Caliborn to go die in a hole and for Cal to be killed with fire for all eternity.

No one messes with my precious Striders

Those boys really need some love

And therapy

Actually everyone in Homestuck needs therapy

Okay.

Okay wait.

Caliborn’s weird homogay crush on Dirk. Is a thing.

And then he got to spend years, years with Dirk.

And part of Cal’s personality knew

EXACTLY

how to fuck with him.

I take back everything bad I’ve ever said about Bro. The fact that Bro didn’t outright molest/murder Dave is a FUCKING MIRACLE. 

Magnets and rainbows all up ins.

The implications. I cannot deal with this. No wonder Bro wanted to train Dave so hard. No fucking wonder Bro was always drawing creepy-ass comics about “wanting to play a game.” No wonder when Davesprite prototyped him, all Calsprite did was laugh.

Caliborn was finally able to get Dirk to draw whatever he wanted for him. Whenever he wanted.

Truncated. Disjointed. Sentences. And fucking memes. Writing like there’s two people communicating the message.

I NEED TO FUCKING PUNCH SOMETHING.

Aesthetic for Bro who died and came back as a ghost

@ask-bro-the-smuppetking

~mod Pyrope

Bro Strider who was in a pale relationship with john lalonde

@ask-bro-the-smuppetking I’m sorry for the wait!

~mod Roxy

One day I’ll fail to breathe and all you’ll have are memories (All we are are memories.)

Guardian swap au for 4/13 ^ ^

Beautifully animated!

different lives, different roles, same conversations