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Kunikida: DAZAI! WHERE IS YOUR PAPERWORK?!?!
Dazai: I'm sorry, my cat ate it~
Atsushi, completely dead inside: Meow.
and they were narrative foils (oh my god they were narrative foils)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT LES MIS I WILL CRY IF THE REFERENCE GOES OVER EVERYONE'S HEAD AGAIN PLEASE anywau kunizai as enjolras and grantaire,,, yayyyy
and they were narrative foils (oh my god they were narrative foils)
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHAT LES MIS I WILL CRY IF THE REFERENCE GOES OVER EVERYONE'S HEAD AGAIN PLEASE anywau kunizai as enjolras and grantaire,,, yayyyy
AllTober Day 5 - "I'm Not Going Anywhere"
Contains: Self-Harm, Alcohol, Suicidal Intentions, Kunikidazai
Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs
Characters: Kunikida Doppo, Dazai Osamu
It wasn't uncommon for Dazai to attempt to kill himself - he even went as far as to call it a hobby. There was no meaning to life in Dazai's mind, so why would he live something with no meaning? Dazai witnessed murder, abuse and every other crime you could think, and also committed a large number of them as well. Even so, for some reason, someone cared.
In the Port Mafia, it was Odasaku. Even if Oda saw that there was no life or ambition behind the dead of Dazai's eyes, he still cared about Dazai. If it wasn't for Oda, Dazai would never have left the mafia.
Now, it was his work partner, Kunikida Doppo. But Kunikida was different. Kunikida specifically would find a section of his perfect schedules, and that section would be 'check on Dazai'. He would dress Dazai's wounds, make sure Dazai ate, and see it that Dazai slept. All before Kunikida would focus on himself.
Today was no different. Kunikida was in Dazai's apartment, at the same time everyday. He stood at Dazai's cooker, making the former mafia member something to eat. Unfortunately, Kunikida hadn't gotten there before Dazai had drank a few too many - and Kunikida had yet to find out.
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"Why do you help me?" Dazai blurted out after he'd eaten what Kunikida made. The mathematician was in the midst of redressing Dazai's wounds, some old and some new - most self-inflicted, few accidental.
"Sorry?" Kunikida was confused, no doubt.
"Why do you help me?" Dazai repeated. He tilted his head, laid on the back of the couch, towards Kunikida.
"Why shouldn't I? You're worth the same care as everyone else" Kunikida replied, finishing with wrapping Dazai's arm, moving round to the other.
"Am I? You know what I've done... It's punishment is it not?" Dazai stared at his ceiling as he said this.
"You've proven you can and have changed, Dazai. Yes, you drive me nuts, but when you don't it leaves me concerned. You're not the kid you were, alright?" Kunikida said with a tone that only a teacher could manage, using his ability to get another reel of bandage, realising he'd ran out.
"Heh, and I'm the crazy one... You're insane if you think that makes anything better" Dazai grumbled, watching Kunikida.
"Never said it made what happened better. However, you're helping in an effort to make Yokohama safer".
"Kunikida..."
Kunikida glanced up from behind his glasses, finishing the other arm. He immediately noticed that Dazai had tears rolling steadily down his face.
"... Why of all people do you keep me as your partner...?"
"You're more than a damn partner Dazai, and you know that. You're a part of me as I am a part of you" Kunikida moved to sit beside Dazai, pulling the shorter detective into a hug. Outside of Kunikida's usual actions, yes, but it would happen occasionally and Dazai would relax into it. Dazai fell silent, before wrapping his arms around Kunikida, sending the ex-teacher onto his back, only so Dazai could rest his head on Kunikida's chest. He would do this when he got like this - lay and listen to Kunikida's heart, and fall asleep to it, knowing that he would be safe.
"I'm not going anywhere, Dazai. I'm here to stay".
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I know I already linked to my Ao3 account but i wanted to specifically mention my most recent fic cause I think itâs funny and Iâm proud of it haha
YES YES JUST YES.
I like to think Kunikida is aroace or at the very least on that spectrum.
This is the hill I will passively sit on as I watch everyone else fight to their deaths.
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ORGANIZATIONS
Armed Detective Agency
President:
1. Yukichi Fukuzawa - human
Members:
1. Akiko Yosano - half vampire (made - [REDACTED])
2. Atsushi Nakajima - werewolf
3. Doppo Kunikida - human
4. Junichiro (Jun'ichirĆ) Tanizaki - human
5. Kenji Miyazawa - human
6. Kyouka (KyĆka) Izumi - half vampire (made - Kouyou)
7. Osamu Dazai - [REDACTED]
8. Ranpo Edogawa - human
Clerks:
1. Naomi Tanizaki - human
2. Kirako Haruno - human
3. Agency Clerk 1 - human [no pic]
4. Agency Clerk 2 - human [no pic]
5. Agency Clerk 3 - human [no pic]
Former Members:
1. Katai Tayama - human(?)
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Kunikida :D
His hair looks like a wig đđ
Dazai Chronicles Episode 3 guys
Idk, I just felt that it was funny. He wouldn't react this way but it'd be funny if he did lol
WTF TANIZAKI'S BIRTHDAY JUST HAPPENED-
KUNIKIDA!
Dazai Osamu and the Armed Detective
I would love an animatic or fic with Dazai and the Agency with the song 'It's Alright' by Mother Mother. This would be where they find out about what his crime list in the mafia is and they don't treat him like a demon or and monster for what he did, but like a kid who grew up in the wrong place and had traumatic past. And while it goes on Dazai slowly starts to realize that they don't see him as he sees himself, but they see a kid that didn't have a childhood.
I just need to see this found family welcome him for he is like they did for everyone else. I want them to see him as a kid who didn't get to grow up like a normal teenager, going to school and not like the Demon Prodigy that killed others, abused Akutagawa, and many other crimes. I want the Armed Detective Agency to be able to see that even if he did Akutagawa, that's what he was probably taught to do in the Mafia, he was just doing what he was taught to do to his subordinate. I want them to tell him that he is human and that they care about him.
I want them to give a big group hug with Dazai in the middle. I want them to just realize he was a victim of Mori like Yosano was. I want them to just realize that he was too young for any of this to happen to him.
I want Dazai to realize that he can trust them, maybe not as much as Oda (and Ango) during his last years in the Mafia. To realize that being in the light, being a good guy is more beautiful than being in the dark. That having people there for you that care for you is much better than not being able to trust anyone in case of betrayal.
I want him and Yosano to talk sh*t about Mori and also vent each other when they remember what he put them through.
I want Kenji to talk to him about farming, how to do it, what the best time of year to do it is, stuff like that.
I want Kyouka and him to have simple conversations that have nothing to do with the Mafia.
I want Fukuzawa to just slowly embrace him and tell him it's okay if he needs to cry (albeit in an awkward, but caring way).
To Kunikida to verbally make sure he's doing okay and be a sorta therapist to him.
To Atsushi to willingly turn into his tiger to see if that'll help him sleep because of the fluff.
To have Him and Ranpo talk about absolutely anything that sounds idiotic to the others, but actually sounds logical to them.
I want Junichiro to notice if Dazai is pretending his emotions (Junichiro probably took Theater in school and could notice things like that) and talk to him when they're alone.
I want Naomi to ask for more tips and tricks from him.
I just want them to see him as Dazai Osamu, not the Demon Prodigy. I want them to treat him like his feelings are valid and he shouldn't keep them to himself. I want them to be there for him when he's having the su*cidal thoughts.
I just want them to comfort him like he is a part of their little found family. To just be glad he's trying to turn over a new leaf and change from when he was in the Mafia. Treat him like he didn't murder like they do with everyone else in the Agency.
a/n- bbg chuuya is on his way i promise
marina and the ada (pt 1)
cw - implied p*edophilia (by mori) in yosanoâs
kunikida
âall my life, iâve been fighting for what i believeâ
a man so utterly obsessed with his ideals
but the world wonât ever align with them
he canât help but feel that his ideal world is only make believe. he canât help but feel that that the only why to truly live in a world of his ideals is the world in his dreams.
ranpo
âif you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you. tv taught me how to feel; now real life has no appealâ
he is the worldâs greatest detective. he has the worldâs greatest mind. and he knows it.
he spent all his life thinking that everyone was just as smart as he is. but he was wrong.
now, he has to stop himself every time. what he thinks is obvious cannot be said. that is what he was taught.
and when one is constantly trying to mask their true self, depression is inevitable.
yosano
âwhy be a wallflower when you can be a venus fly trap?â
she never had the chance to be a little girl. she had to learn to fight back.
when she worked as a nurse in the war, she had to be smart. she had to be snarky to deal with his advances.
and so, thatâs how she grew up: a snarky, smart, serious girl.
life never feels real.
he never feels real.
because whenever he wakes up, he still feels stuck in a repetitive dream.
every day: wake up. go to work. go to sleep.
it's like his life is a constant loop.
that all changes when you walk into his life. now his days look more colorful.
his days are full of your love.
his days are full of your light.
you are his reason to live.
KUNIKIDA, dazai, NEUVILETTE, zhongli, ajax, and any of your emotionally exhausted favorites!