Capital M Audios - Blog Posts

THINGS TO REMEMBER:

(please for the love of everything correct me if I made a mistake, I'd like to help the cause as opposed to hurting it)

Left or Right - they're both wings on the same bird. Even if we all show up to turn the ballots individually it won't do much of anything because capitalism exist on both the left and right and all three(3) pray on our downfall to exploit us.

THAT BEING SAID it's still a VERY good idea to vote anyways. YOUR VOICE MATTERS. USE IT.

Proletarians - this is Us. We want the downfall of fascism and it pillars: CAPITALISM, racism, authoritarianism, national chauvinism, the reactionary and conservatory mobilization of the people against each other/the revolutionary movement of the proletariat

Capitalism works to feed off of our disagreements and our disarrangement. We have to pull our actions and base them on the historical interests of the working class.

Defending modern 'democracy' obscures the working class's conscienceless, this negatively affects the combativity of our goal.

Neo-liberalism adds to poverty, decline and unproductivity in the labor force and the deterioration of income distribution: source- Zambia Social Forum Statement

Here to introduce my bug!

Marissa 'Katrien' Van dervalk 🦋

So... apparently The gator boys and South Park audios go hand in hand. Also no, I'm not sorry at all😅

Characters are Marco, Timmy and Bodie from: @magebunkshelf @obsidian-lantern @dayspriteofficial @capitalmaudios

... I apologize for using this as an opportunity to spam Shadow the Hedgehog memes-

Best of luck getting your boba queen-

I just wanted to make a quick boba run.

Instead, I sit here in my car. Stuck waiting for roadside assistance to rescue me.

Send memes or I shall perish from boredom and frustration.

Two things I would buy from VAs in a heartbeat:

STICKERS. And I already have, also planning to get more after this semester's finished as a lil gift to myself (I have a bunch of Obi's stickers saved on my wishlist aaaaaaa)

A book or a novel from them- I know a few of them mentioned in some past streams that they had a manuscript or a novel they were working on and that inspired some of their work. I don't know if they'll finish it or if the idea's been scrapped, but I would absolutely buy a copy if they ever published something. (books have been one of my true loves since childhood, it'd be a neat addition to my library XD)

Okay I've readjusted my rankings:

Made me tear up and take some deep breaths: ZsakuVA, Nora ASMR

Made me ugly sob for two or more minutes: Escaped Audios, Scythe Audio, Good Boy Audios

The comfort VAs: Mage Bunkshelf, Capital M Audios, Fern VA, Obsidian Lantern

However I think Mage has the power to leave the comfort ranking and quickly join one of the other two categories- they have power, I can sense it-

Final conclusion, be wary of anyone with "audio" in their username-

Favorite moment from Mage's and M's Portal Co-op:

Mage: "Ban me from talking for five minutes? How are we gonna be able to solve this if I'm not allowed to talk?" [laughs]

M: "He's the smart one, don't make him shut up!"

"Don't say that!"

"I need him to speak aloudddddd!"

[a minute later]

"So I think in the pa-" [pause] [breaks into laughter]

"Hm?"

[whispers] "Check chat."

"I- I only have the one monitor, it's hard for me to go back and forth right now-"

"I've got a five-minute voice ban, I'll talk in five minutes."

"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO, MOONCHILDSS WHYYYYYYYYY-"

[muted Mage laughing in the corner]

PROGRESS!!

*walks into room* *sits down* *leans forward and laces fingers together-

So uh- INTERESTING UPDATE- that I did not see coming-

I forgot she was a bio major-

So on the one hand, she's comparing the boys to their real-life counterparts and trying to figure out which biological characteristics they actually have-

Then on the other hand (this is what I didn't see coming-) she's playing the part of Hunter!Listener- not Bug!Listerner.

... you get what I mean?

So on the one hand I'm reading her irl gator lore drops and watching her plot how she's gonna take them out with extreme interest-

On the other hand I fear I've created something I cannot handle- and also I'm mildly disappointed because I'm supposed to be the more evil one of the two of us-

Also bonus pic: (ok in my defense gator is delicious-)

Ok, ok, so I told my bestie about Gator Boys because the audio fixation is real and it's something I keep bringing up in chat- anyway I sent it to her and she's WATCHING it and I'm really hoping she likes it- also she's a HUGE animal nerd and she asked if I think the boys can bellow like actual gators (I said yes, I think they would-)

Ok, ok, so I told my bestie about Gator Boys because the audio fixation is real and it's something I keep bringing up in chat- anyway I sent it to her and she's WATCHING it and I'm really hoping she likes it- also she's a HUGE animal nerd and she asked if I think the boys can bellow like actual gators (I said yes, I think they would-)

ASMR rant pt. 3: Thoughts after binging Capital M Audios

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Less chaos than normal from the stray?? Will it ever be possible???

Capital M Audios: Listen the orca lady said I could have all the fresh fish I wanted if I join the pod, therefore I join the pod.

Mental state: *waiting outside the door with a bowl ready for the next bit of food*

Favorite audio series: Keeper of the Broken Shrine (MY BELOVED DYSFUNCTIONAL TRIO AAAAAAAAA-)

Audio I thought I'd dislike but ended up loving: Thirsty Dryad (no cuz she’s EXACTLY like my mom over water brands-)

Random notes:

Aight, confession time, first female VA channel I've listened to OUTSIDE of a collab. It should not have taken me this long.

So far when I ðĘvØųŘ binge these channels, I start with the series playlists first and then go for the one-shots, but I decided to do the opposite this time.

Ok absolutely LOVING the collabs with Daysprite btw, the two play off each other so well.

"What are you, a masochist?!" *glances up from lab notes* "... next question-"

YES MADAM PLEASE LET ME BE YOUR APPRENTICE- *hears the start-up sound effect for a laptop* *immediately wheezing*

WAIT I’M THE SHUTTLE?!?!? WTF HAPPENED TO ME- oh well, thank you for saving me, shame about my mortal shell I’M A FREAKING SHUTTLE-

(I need to stop getting jumped by you merpeople, sheesh…)

The freaking. Cliffhanger. For Broken Shrine. AAAAAAAAGH. MIYA MY QUEEN I LOVE YOU, DON’T CRY PLEASE, I WON’T LEAVE-

Writing? Excellent. Humor? Had me muffling my laughter in the library. Acting? On point.

There is no greater pain than deciding to binge a channel, liking the channel, loving a series, and then finding out the last episode in the playlist is a cliffhanger. I wish I had found out about y’all soonerrrrrrr 😭😭😭

*finally wrapping up Obi's channel with Gator Boys*

"Ok let's see why everyone likes this-"

*5 minutes later is on the floor with +50 critical damage from how cute Bodie is*

Episode 2 edit: OK THEY ARE REALLY CUTE AUUUUGHHHHHHH