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Memento Mori.

I felt pretty bad for not doing a death-iversary art for Unus Annus last year, so this year.. I thought I should at least try and do them justice. Thank you again for the memories.

Ethan!

I couldn’t finish it sooner, but better now than later. Goodbye Unus Annus. <3 You’ll be in our hearts forever.

It’s almost time.

Its ending. Very soon.

i know halloween is a ways away buttt ethan and spencer as hiccup and toothless is absolutely something that should happen

Been watching a ton of Eef's Among Us videos so here is a cool little crewmate ethan!!

i do not see a father in your contacts

Caption this.

Mark Reveiws The Impossible Wopper But There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom

i started this at the beginning of the stream

i started this at the beginning of the stream

i started this at the beginning of the stream

365:00:00:00

Momento mori

YO GO HELP MY FELLOW FRIEND AND RT THIS TWEET!!!!

I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS HAPPEN, THAT’S SOME TRUE DEDICATION OMG

There’s three hundred and sixty five days in a year,

Another year comes around just to end iiiiiiit

So for two jackasses with their internet career

They need to find some good ways to spend iiiiiiiiiiiit

Like maybe..

Cooking with sex toys

Or DIY bungeeing

Or drawing memes from memory

Finding Youtube videos that shouldn’t exist

Or obsessing over tanks of sensory

Preserving their bodies

Drawing themselves naked

Or ranking their own greatest pain

Punching holes in walls

Drinking each others pee

All while driving Amy insane

So many things to do as your mortality looms,

And death comes to us all,

So buckle up ‘cause Unus Annus are gonna do it aaaall.

So buckle up because you to remember that death comes to us all.

i am APPALLED at how fast yall work on tumblr. like the livestream is on right now and i see meme after meme on here about what they’re showing live. like DAMN

this is 100% mark and ethan when making unus annus videos 

gUYS WE ARE IN DOUBLE DIGITS TOMORROW ASUDNWUIQHDOISNQOUDHOQOIWDHIBIUEFCOINWDOOIANSDOQJN

IM NOT READY

this expresses my mood for the next two weeks perfectly 

Other werewolfs: scary, would tear you to shreds, known to be monsters, howl at the full moon, actually pretty scary if you saw one, agony , 

Mark as a werewolf: UwU 

petition to have hee-hoo and the gongoozler have a fight to the death to see who is superior 

Ethan: 'sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired.' everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy’.

Mark: i'm so sleepy of your shit.

@outofcontextunusannus 

your thing gave me the idea for this other thing 

Nobody:

Ethan’s horse: C H O M P 

todays video:

Mark: being a good coach and giving good tips on how to wrestle 

Ethan: *m e l o n   m a n   n o i s e s*

Ethan: You know what really bothers me? When crunchy food goes stale, it becomes soft  and chewy, but when soft food goes stale, it turns crunchy. What kind of twisted sick joke is that?

Mark, on the phone: ethan its 3am go to sleep 

Mark: Okay so, if you have 19 cookies and I asked you for 3, how many would you have?

Ethan: None.

Mark: Ethan, dude this is basic math. It's not that-

Ethan: I would give you all of my cookies, because I love you.

Mark:(voice cracking) disgusting. get out of my house 

Mark, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Ethan on the other side of the aisle: Do you want any chips?

Ethan, yelling at full volume: I AM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

[air horn sound]

[second air horn sound]

Ethan: This isn't deodorant. 

Amy: There’s only one thing worse than death.

Amy: *pulls of piece of paper to reveal the words ‘Ethan’s Death’*

Mark: *gasps* Ethan.

Amy: n o 

this but make it ethan nestor/crankgameplays in every single unus annus video 

Peter: things i want, snuggles.

Peter: things i receive, struggles.