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Awkward Situations
Crow walks in
Crow: Guardian, I need you to-
MJ-2 wearing the Prodical Armour set aka Uldren's armour
Crow:... how and why do you have that
MJ-2:......found it.....
Crow: that doesn't answer my second question... Why
MJ-2:.... because......why not...and it's cool?
Crow:...that was the armour I was shot in...it even has the bullet hole...
MJ-2.:....ummm
Crow: where did you even.....did you....
MJ-2: strip it off your dead body, no of course not
Crow: thank the traveller-
MJ-2: I found it in a crate after your body was taken for your funeral
Crow:.....I am beginning to grow concerned about your mental state....
MJ-2: I thought the armour made from scorn and hive would trigger that....Or hell even the Armour made from the Vex .... just wearing enemies while we eliminate the rest
Crow:.....
Crow takes a few steps back
MJ-2: so ....what did you need?
Crow holding a mission to fight scorn
Crow:..umm it's nothing I'll give it to someone else
MJ-2: Okie dokie
These lips are sealed..,or are they?
.....good question do us Exos actually have lips or would they be even considered to be lips...never thought about it
Who said everything was so serious?
Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-
MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6
Cayde: well thanks
Turns to look at him
Cayde: I appreciate it-
MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands
Cayde: you serious?
MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6
Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions
TLDR:
Puns and practical jokes
Who said everything was so serious?
Cayde: hey Kid you got my?-
MJ-2: yeah, yeah I got your 6
Cayde: well thanks
Turns to look at him
Cayde: I appreciate it-
MJ-2 holds a sticker of a number 6 in his hands
Cayde: you serious?
MJ-2: Well you are Cayde-6
Cayde:..okay you got me good this time, now let's do this before Zavala starts asking questions
TLDR:
Puns and practical jokes
MJ-2 lore
The Jack of Hearts
The main handcannon of MJ-2, made from a bunch of old gun parts he managed to win from a few gambles with people around the tower such as the drifter and Cayde
Named the Jack because of it's versatility and the Heart because of the passion behind it...and it does have the colours of the card
There might be a lot of guns out there but this one is his and no one else will have it.
Feel free to draw it if you want, if you need anything let me know.
Is it because he's bald under the hat and we'll start receiving stacks of radiation until we put the hat back on?
No.... just the hat was something he keeps close.....and if anyone damages it...he gets....well ...you better have your ghost ready
Is it because he's bald under the hat and we'll start receiving stacks of radiation until we put the hat back on?
No.... just the hat was something he keeps close.....and if anyone damages it...he gets....well ...you better have your ghost ready
MJ-2 Fun fact
Don't touch his hat.... just don't, you will appreciate it in the future, so don't touch his hat
Fair enough....also probably shouldn't have looked at the message at the sanctuary...on the moon...next to Eris....I wish you good luck
This one might be a stir some controversy around the tower
Weapons of Sorrow, Honest opinion on them
Those things are askin' for trouble...and not the fun kind.
Most things Hive touched creep me out a little,if I'm bein' honest.
'Cept Eris.
...
Okay maybe Eris too,but just a little.
Don't tell her I said that.
It's telling me to "talk" Variks.... multiple times...in the face and and then give him a little push but the Europa cliff side .... before looting everything and getting Ramen
Question
If my weapon of sorrow...thorn for this example is whispering to me and telling me to do it... should I do it?
I think it's generally a good rule of thumb for Guardians to ignore anything that's whispering to them.
Unless it's whispering to you to get ramen or something. In which case,do the thing.
But since it's Thorn we're talking about,something tells me that's not the case.
MJ-2 Fun Fact
MJ-2 does keep small trophies/trinket from his Travels and experiences, Though they range widely.
From specific items related to his missions such as a robot claw from the elkisni to just small random things...like moon rocks, feathers, a hat Adorned with parts of white Hive shell pieces...stuff like that
Well the Sniper Rifle Darci does have an Ai that talks to you, same with the heichey of needs bow.... though the weapons of sorrow apparently talk to the user
Pulls out Thorn
Such as this guy.... though then again I can't tell if it is whispering to me or if those are just my intrusive thoughts
Just a small question
Talking weapons, yes or no, are they a good thing or a bad one?
I actually don't have any talking weapons. So unfortunately I don't really have an opinion on them. I would LOVE to upload Failsafe to an auto rifle or submachine gun and carry that around 😁
Santa Cayde drops by and hands you a shiny new hand cannon (it's even a god roll)
Happy Dawning!
Thank you! and happy Dawning!
Fair enough
Odd question
Cookies or Biscuits
Cookies. 👀
Queens: .. Don't...He already carries 8 of them on his person....we don't need another one Guardian
MJ-2: but... Handcannon
Queens:...No
Not long now before...
Squints at his notes
Santa-cayde is coming to town...
What are you guardians hoping he brings you this Dawning?
MJ-2: has anyone seen my gunpowder gamble explosives?....I think I dropped them...and I know they're live...but aren't currently on a fuse so um.... please because not to hit them with anything-
I leave my Hunters alone for a few hours and now there are knives in the ceiling, Cayde is trying to make a literal head cannon and I'm betting that it'll explode on him.
I love you guys, I really do, but holy shit you guys are going to give me a HEART ATTACK!!!!!!
@baede-6 @caydesaceinthehole please, for the love of God, go take some time and EAT or something. Just..... give me a min to make a cover story for the chaos 😅
A shiny new handcannon.... never can have one too many
Not long now before...
Squints at his notes
Santa-cayde is coming to town...
What are you guardians hoping he brings you this Dawning?
Maybe, never know what the day holds....unless it's Zavala sending out on missions and paperwork
A simple question Cayde
A year's supply of Spicy Ramen
Or
A tiny hat and a new little bed for the colonel
Tough one, tough one.
Thing is,I would want the tiny hat and bed for The Colonel because we all know she'd look great in anything,but I know Colonel would want the spicy ramen for me...I would ALSO like that for me.
That's two votes for ramen.
...
But a tiny hat for the Colonel? That's priceless. I mean, can you imagine? The Colonel would look absolutely adorable in it.
I'm going to have to be a little selfless here and choose the hat and bed.
The Colonel deserves nothin' but the best.
Good choice
hands over the hat.... it's a tiny Beret
And the bed
*it looks like it's looks decorated with card symbols*
Also a bonus
hands over card
Enough for six months of Ramen
A simple question Cayde
A year's supply of Spicy Ramen
Or
A tiny hat and a new little bed for the colonel
Tough one, tough one.
Thing is,I would want the tiny hat and bed for The Colonel because we all know she'd look great in anything,but I know Colonel would want the spicy ramen for me...I would ALSO like that for me.
That's two votes for ramen.
...
But a tiny hat for the Colonel? That's priceless. I mean, can you imagine? The Colonel would look absolutely adorable in it.
I'm going to have to be a little selfless here and choose the hat and bed.
The Colonel deserves nothin' but the best.
Stages of grief
MJ-2: again
Queens: But guardian-
MJ-2: I said again! *Slamming his fist into the wall*
Queens:.....
*..Prison of elders riot simulation goes again until it's shut down in the middle of it*
MJ-2: Hey! I wasn't-
Osiris: that is enough
MJ-2: I was in the middle of-
Osiris: I said enough
Saint-14: You need rest friend, you have done this for 20 hours
MJ-2: I can't stop I need to be faster-
Saint-14: you can't change what happened to your friend
MJ-2:.....I should've been there ....I should've been faster
*walks away in silence*
Queens:...He still blames himself.....even though we did everything we could....
Pretty sure I got enough for 3 per person
Afternoon tea:
I have an influx of Biscotti, and I would hate the hard work of those who made them to go to waste. So I'm organising a get-together.
Come to my office and there will be tea supplied by Ikora and sweet treats.
Bring your own chair, all welcome
Welp better than Steel scraps or Rock tablets.....or pieces of the hive
Rufus: I told her that if she didn't submit today's report to @crow-the-hunter-vanguard on time, she would never be allowed to patrol Ness again. So she writes a report on this giant fern leaf.
A small lesson..
Queens: what did we learn Guardian
MJ-2: don't go in guns blazing with a grenade launcher in tight spaces
Queens: Good now-
*Thrall charges in closely and takes a swipe*
MJ-2: AHH *panic fires his grenade launcher killing them both*
Queens:....*sighs* ..... I've lost count now.....
TLDR: some lessons just never stick
Makes sense, everyone needs a little alone time, here take some coupons and if anyone asks you didn't see me, now bye, bye
*Runs off*
Question
...So I may have "borrowed" a few coupons for spicy ramen from our favourite hunter......do you have any good hiding spots I might be able to use?
..... I won't ask why you "borrowed" his coupons, but yes I have MANY hiding spots around the Tower and all over Sol.
Sometimes I don't like the people and need to get away, feel free to use them anytime.
MJ-2 Fun fact
MJ-2 has learned how to play a harmonica, one day planning to challenge Cayde in a Harmonica playing...and he does Keep on hidden on his person inside of his Hat/Cloak depending on the armour he wears
He will often play just simple stuff though....as much as he tries he's still not too great at it, though he keeps trying and tries mimicking some of the tunes Cayde has played when he's alone... though it's always a bit off tune.
Question...What kinda Cookies would Cayde and Crow enjoy?
Give me your honest answer and reasoning
And if you want what cookie would your ghost enjoy
Crow: *in a hall full of mirrors*
MJ-2: huh multiple crows....looks like a murder
Crow: what?
MJ-2: murder? That's what a pack of crows is called
Crow:...
MJ-2: come on it's a bit funny....why are you looking at me like that-
Are you okay buddy?
Fun fact
MJ-2 has stolen Cayde's Lucky pants once for a bet with the drifter....he wore them for 6 hours before being caught...in the end... he won 15k in glimmer...but actually won 5k....the other 10 was used for the Spicy Ramen Tax.
TLDR bribery with Ramen to win a bet... ended with most or winnings gone but at least kept the pants
An Introduction (Outdated)
MJ-2
Name: MJ-2
Nicknames:
West
Bingo (Drifter and Cayde)
Red Star (Exo stranger, Cayde, drifter, Saint-14)
Joker of diamonds (Drifter)
Race: Exo
Class: Hunter
Subclass: He multitasks but likes to stick with Solar, stasis or Strand
Appearance:
About 6'1, he's tall but a bit slimmer built for an Exo, a white base colour with some red accents, having a slab of red on the right side of his face, with a red star on the opposite side standing out from his overall white head, the red star being the Reason for his red star nickname.
He's got white glowing eyes, and his mouth colour when speaks is red, overall his colour scheme looks similar to a playing card, also having two strips of circuits on his head.
Armour:
He doesn't have a preference for armour, just whatever feels good, though he will change about for different situations, like his normal outfit would be more western (Earning him the nickname of west), though he will sometimes have a more medieval looking armour gained from his trials in the iron banner, though overall he sticks with his basics, while performing armour with darker colours, though liking a bit of red or blue depending on the armour.
Personality:
He can come off a bit cold but is actually quite a warm and caring person, always ready to give a hand, though some people can find his sense of humour a bit off putting.
He tends to keep mostly to himself though or around Banshee-44 to take a look at the stock cause he is a bit of a gun nut.
He may often take a safe approach but he does enjoy a good gamble from time to time. But whatever happens he'll stay loyal to his morals and those he cares about.. though sometimes he may look quite deceiving.
Backstory:
Being brought back to life sometime after the age of iron by his ghost, Queens, waking up in a place many new lights do, the cosmodrome though during a very rough snowstorm, hiding out for a while in the abandoned spaceport, picking his name from the significantly damaged clothing which had a name tag reading "M--- J------2---" though most of it was gone he decided to stick with the name that he seemed to be given before his rise, on the way picking up an old duster and a hat to try to keep warm and snow out of his face.
He made his way across to the last city learning about the world he was in, accidentally stumbling into a cache and who else but the Hunter vanguard who just spent so much time hiding his new cache and now has been found in less than a day by a new light no less.
But Cayde being the good guy he is, gave a ride to the new light exo to the last city just in time for the season of Dawning. It was a warm welcome, with cookies and hot chocolate, Cayde acting like a guide (probably to avoid the paperwork and his duties) and a new found friendship found, one of many the new Exo Hunter would forge with the likes of people such as the drifter, Saint-14, Eris and more. With the season becoming his favourite and all that more special to him, eventually finding himself the gun that would stay by his side for all of his time as a guardian, "The jack of hearts" handcannon, a custom order. As well as learning how to bake cookies of course.....with every year and a new season....he always bakes for those he cares about...and always makes one special cookie for his first friend, well second and first.