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That one part from Charlottes Web that says "Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice." Reminds me of Morgan.
Anastasia: You’re smiling, did something happen?
Morgan: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Carlos: Harry tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Morgan: I may have been... Lightly stabbed.
Anastasia: You were stabbed?!
Morgan: Lightly!
I would arm wrestle Jim Butcher for Morgan’s full backstory.
Harry: Zombies sounds like a bad way to die.
Morgan: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Morgan, at 17: I wanna be a Warden!
Morgan, at 120: I wanna sleep for more than 30 minutes at a time!
Harry to Butters: Listen, you just saved me from having “Disemboweled by ancient sailor with a snake fetish.” carved on my tombstone, so let me give you some free advice. There are an astounding amount of powerful people in this world. And a lot of them are flat-out crazy. So…. Trust me….. You will always be in over your head. Always.
*Morgan jumps by using geomancy to crush dozens of zombies under a mountain of earth*
Harry: Unless you’re Morgan.
Butters: Nice sword.
Morgan: I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and it was the worst day of my life.
Anastasia: Hey Morgan, how are you feeling?
Morgan: Alright, I've got this headache though. It comes and goes.
Harry: *enters the room*
Morgan: Oh look, there it is.
Alternatively,
Carlos: Morgan, I think I figured out why you’re such a dick. You have updog.
Morgan: No.
Totally real fact:
Morgan strings random words from different languages together in a sentence when he’s tired in an attempt to get people to leave him alone.
Harry: Hey Morgan can you-
Morgan: Mes dieux. Combien de fois dois-je le dire.
Harry: I swear to God-
Morgan: Je ne parle pas anglais.
Harry: Morgan why are you so mean-
Morgan: Ik spreek geen Engels.
Harry: Seriously.
Morgan: Ja.
Morgan Headcanon:
Morgan hates mornings. He's perfectly capable of getting up early, and he does most of the time. But the days when he can sleep in are his favourite.
Morgan headcanon:
He has a bunch of crazy stories that are actually true, but hes started telling ridiculous fake ones just to see how insane he can make it before someone doesn't believe him. So far, no one has called him out on this.