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I saw a red carpet interview with Megan Fox once, where the interviewer asked her how she “slimmed down” for some role and Megan Fox looked straight at her and just deadpanned, “I didn’t eat,” and then she waited just long enough for the interviewer to get so uncomfortable trying to come up with a perky, tv-appropriate response to that, and then she said in such a great dry bored fake voice, “Just kidding! Pilates.” Which is amazing because I can’t help but hope/wish/think that “pilates” is also a mocking answer, because claiming that pilates is the reason you have a perfect hawt bod is just such an obviously stupidly untrue Hollywood thing to say. And the interviewer was still kind of unnerved and she just said, “OH UM THANK YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY?!” and then they cut away and anyway, that’s why I love Megan Fox.