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God Save Me - Blog Posts
Breakfast has been served
Ive heard lettuce is a most nutritious cereal
— I'm here with you
accurate image of me praying for an academic comeback 🙏🏻🎀
why is it elongated you ask? (i know you didnt, js play along dangit)
i tried making a phone wallpaper 4 myself
im also going through another swordsmachine phase
for months i have been haunted.
i thought of a pun. at the moment it seemed like the most lung wheezing, knee slapping, eye watering, rib cramping pun ever. i made a mental note: “tell this to [friend] once class is over. photoshop it”.
and proceeded to forget.
my exam for chemistry is in a day. i’m brushing my teeth. suddenly it comes back to me.
soaps. micelles. michael cera.
michaelles. miceralles. michaelceralles.
the name still needs worked on.
“we’re born as blank canvases and it’s our parents job to make us beautiful and complete paintings. you have splashed angry, bright red paint over what could have been a beautiful portrait. you didn’t keep your brushstrokes light and colorful, you threw your brushes to the ground and splashed that angry red all over me. try as i might, and i really do try, i’ll never fully be able to cover that red paint. it’ll always be lingering, the undertones to a self portrait. the subtext of an autobiography.”
-from my letter to my mother <3