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Sherlock

"I suppose he likes seeing old faces back together, works for his Asperger's. "

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"Once you rule out the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improper, must be true."

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"Just kill yourself, it's a lot less effort."

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"...you work with angels."

"I may be working with angels, but don't think for a moment that I'm one of them."

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"Your mother has a lot to answer for."

"I have a list. Mycroft has a file."

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"Pain, heartbreak, lost, you always feel it, but you don't have to fear it."

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"Myck..."

"Mycroft is the name you gave me, if possible strugle all the way to the end."

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"Is everyone I've ever met a psychopath?"

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"Your lost would break my heart."

"What the hell am I supposed to answer to that!?"

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"We need to solve the case."

"..but it's Christmas!"

"Yes! ...oh, you mean it's actually Christmas."

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"I'm not psychopath. I'm a higfunctionating sociopath."

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"Your friend is mad!"

-"No he is an as***le but it's an easy mistake."

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"Why am I looking at this?"

- "That's John's and Mary's baby."

"Ah I see, yes it looks uhh...fully functioning."

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"Too powerful for them, too boring for me."

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"The game is on!"

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And with that last picture, I officially need Molly and Greg together in season 4.

Sit down.

How Uncle Greg Met Your Fathers

plot twist the entirety of Sherlock is Greg’s best man speech when he is at John and Sherlock’s wedding, telling the story of how they got here‏

I got a Sally/Greg vibe here that I never got before. I think they could like each other quite a lot. On good days. 

there go my heroes, watch them as they go there go my heroes, they’re ordinary

not speaking heads (2) based on TV-show "Twin Peaks" bonus: gif↗️

not speaking heads (1) based on TV-show "Twin Peaks" bonus: gif↗️

Why do people ship Race and Spot from Newsies? They never meet, why are you shipping them? I don’t see the appeal? I need a full on analysis for this.

Not just for this, I need a full on analysis for any ship that isn’t partially explored or at least aesthetically obvious. Like, Jack Frost and Elsa? They never meet but understandable, ice magic for the win. Mycroft and Lestrade? No! They don’t have any screen time together, how did this happen? Spot and Race? WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THIS FROM

It's not his division 🍩☕️🙄

I may be on the side of the angels,

But don’t, for one second, think That I am one of them.

~ Sherlock Holmes

We all agree that this music is perfect for Sherlock and john ?

It's my first Sherlock edit while a long time so it's a sign of my return! I will try to make more posts but this one was very fun to do! I hope you like it.

He is so cute with his wife <3

My life be like :

I know i know, my safezones are strange

In a parallel universe :

*Sherlock Holmes and John Watson playing "Who i am"*

Sherlock : Hmm, am i humain ?

John :...Sometimes.

Sherlock : Not sometimes, yes or no ?

John : Yes, you do.

Sherlock : Yes i know. Am I tall ?

John : Not as much as people think.

Sherlock : Important ?

John : Hmm..*Thinking* Yes.

Sherlock : Handsome ?

John : Hey, it's my turn.

Sherlock : Yes ? or no ?

John : Yes, yes. You are handsome.

Sherlock : But don't forget, the concept of beauty is simp-

John : Yes i know, i know but i think you are handsome.

Sherlock : Am i Gavin Lestrade ?

John : It's Greg. And no. You are really, reallyy far.

||Sherlock : ||

From the moment Sherlock has Moriarty's number...anything is possible.

I am a multi-shipper but mystrade is the endgame p2

Sherlock: Can you believe it John

John: it's been 3 days Sherlock

Sherlock: How can I not see it 7 whole years

John: honestly I dont know

I am a multi-shipper but Mystrade is the endgame p1

Sherlock: Y-You?!

Greg: Yes

Sherlock: Y-you Gavin Lestrade?!

Greg: Greg

Sherlock: MY BROTHER?!

Mycroft: indeed

Sherlock: 6 Bloody Years?!

Mycroft: 7 next month

Sherlock: MARRIAGE?!

Greg: I think we broke him Myc...

Guys! Just imagine this:

Sherliam adopted a baby girl as they were in NY and told nobody. When they came back to London, they told everyone to came for dinner to their new place. They all came, Ms Hudson, John, Mycroft, Louis, Sebastian, Fred, Bond, Jack Lestrade and Mary. So as they were all eating the baby starts crying, William gets up and says:

William: I'm gonna sleep her this time Sherly.

Sherlock: You're sure?

William looks at him and smiles. Everyone else is speechless and are just starting at them.

Mycroft: Sherly what's going on?

Ms Hudson: Y-you two have a child?

Sherlock: Yes, we adopted a baby girl, gosh she is adorable!

Louis: You adopted a child?!

Sherlock: Yes what's the big deal?

John: The lord of crime, the most wanted man in London and a detective who almost got himself killed twice, you adopted a kid?

All this time Louis is ready to pass out and has the butter knife in his hand

Sebastian: Louis calm down.

He whispered at him then William says from inside

William: Sherly should I-

Sherlock: Yes, yes do it!

And William enters the room with their baby one his arms. He sits next to Sherlock again and everyone is still in shock. Louis dropped the knife from the first second he saw her.

Fred: What's her name?

Lestrade: What's her last name is the question.

William: She took both our last names. Moriarty - Holmes.

Sherlock: She has also a first and middle name.

William: My and my brothers' name, James-

Sherlock: And her middle one is Irene.

Everyone was even more shocked but most of them was Bonde.

Bonde: Really?

William: Yes, of course

Can we please talk about this photo...

Here we can see:

• Will and Sherlock flirting

• Miss Hudson and James Bonde one of the same

• Albert also flirting with Mycroft but they both keep and eye on their brothers

• John's trying to stop Louis from committing a murder but he is still doing it hot

• Our playboy Moran is not flirting for the first time in his life but he is just drinking from the bottle

• Von Herder is giving poisonous drinks

• Jack the Ripper is just starting at him

• And Lestrade is getting poisoned with Zack just watching his!!

The only normal person here is Fred!!