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Is Blitzo and Stolas' song and noone can convince me otherwise.
"Two lovers entwine pass me by,"
"And heaven knows I'm miserable now."
"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour,"
"But heaven knows I'm miserable now."
This is one of Blitzo's guns and you can't convince me otherwise.
Horse figure of the day: Hubley Horse Toy Gun
This kinda' gave me an idea and here me out for a second.
Either Octavia runs away from home or she get's put up for adoption because she was a girl and the heir had to be a boy so Stolas had to ditch her when a male heir was born, the idea is that Via is 14/15 at the start and she is up for adoption at the time that blitzø goes to the Hellhound adoption center to get a Hellhound, she is left there because It's an easier place to hide an unwanted goetia, and besides she will get put down at 18 so it's convinient.
(I'm gonna go with the former cus' It makes more sense)
When Blitzø goes there Loona isn't there (IDK how to write her out) and he sees Via, he noticed how small and cornered she looks in comparation to the other hellhounds, she looked frightened, he asks the lady in charge about her and she says "oh Octavia, yeah some royals came in and drop of barely a year ago, said that they don't need her anymore or somethin' and just told us to treat her like any other Hellhound, but between you and me, she won't make it another month, the others pick on her cus' she can't defend herself so she can barely get some food, if you ask me, She isn't gonna' amount to anything useful". And immediately after that he adopts her.
Blitz and Via don't have the best start, mainly because Via is terrified about what's gonna happend to her, but after some time they genuinely bond, Via loves blitz old clothes and cd's and blitz makes space so that Via can get some plants in the apartment and with time they consider eachother doughter and father, as if they were always that. Sure, Via does miss Stolas and Stella and even her old house, but she starts to realize that she prefers the crampt up apartment to the cold palace walls everyday, she favors the dad that drops his job the second she might be in danger and teaches her to defend herself, instead of the parents who are always busy with the royal life and can't spare a second for her doughter. And Blitz loves her to bits, she's his little girl that has taught him how to grow emotionaly because she needs him, the owlette whom he tresures more than he hates himself, who convinces him to stop bluring himself in pictures cus' she is worried about him and the little girl who brings the best of him so he can protect her.
So about the book, blitz gets the idea not because of his past with stolas, but because he sees Via doing magic and he wants her to have the means to learn it properly, when he asks her about the magic he tells him about The Grimoair and where Stolas keeps it and right there and then blitz has the idea of stelling it. They map out the castle based on Via's memories of the place and the make an actual sucesfull heist.
While Via is practicing with the book she discovers a spell to keep them hidden from the goetia family, basically making the spells untrackable and it's Via who proposes going to the human realm to gain notoriety. At first blitz is against Via getting involve on the job (she's no older than 16) but he gets persuaded when Millie and Moxie suggest that she becomes a secretary and just help that travel, instead of participating in the killing, so he reluctantly agrees, besides Via gets to practice magic so win win, and that's how they start.
I know it's a bit of a rant, but I really enjoy the idea, especially because it help both characters getting proper motive to better themselves and some actual character develoment, like:
blitz wanting to go home at time cus' Via is still young, and thus' working on his coping methods so he gets to be with her.
Via working on her abandoning fear, because even tho' the Goetias left her to die, she has a wonderful dad that checks on her every chanse he gets and who has everything on the calendar so he dosn't forget anything important and Moxie & Millie that make sure she learns about diferent things, moxie with the hole "fancy" stuff and millie teaches her about about how to deal with creeps and is more of a mother figure to her.
Blitz talking about his problems to his doughter so she doesn't feel like it's her fault about blitz comitment issues and Via getting constant reasurance that nothing that her dad does should afect their relationship, unless she wants that change.
Blitz who learns to apologise, not because he's doing it out of pettiness, but because her daughter wants everyone to see what an amazing father he became and how much better he is, and most of all, to help her dad realize that it's not always his fault.
Again, sorry for the rant but I love this idea.
Loona and Octavia have had one very brief, extremely short conversation where Loona just said “get over it. At least your dad hasn’t disowned you” and via just said “okay” yet thousands of people call them “sisters??”
I actually think Loona abuses and beats Blitzø up as badly as Stella does to Stolas, including throwing objects and backhanding. But it’s funny when it happens to Blitzø??? He even does the same placating behaviour holding his hands up, that stolas did in looloo land.
If Octavia moved in with these people it would just be more domestic violence terrifying her. She looked scared when Loona kicked him after they reunited. Stolas looked worried at his injury but said nothing. As if Blitzø just deserved it?? Then stolas the shitty dad, gets a hug!? It wasn’t Blitzøs fault he didn’t see Octavia break in, or that he simply asked Loona to try at her job and not take it for granted. Then to top it off he was scared to call stolas because stolas might hurt him next. Holy shit he was mistreated terribly. With fans saying ‘that’s what you get for Ozzies’
That moment at the end though was so weird and toxic, I think it’s everything wrong with the show. Blitz and Via wrongly blamed for everything. Is women abusing men funny or not to you, show? Because just like Stella, Loona had no choice but to accept Blitzø as her dad and she has trauma. But you guys said trauma isn’t an excuse? Apologism even? With Twitter user dreamer even saying that “not believing women can physically abuse men like stolas is misogyny actually” and “Stella is the most violent person to exist” (Viv approved btw, wow) but Loona isn’t???
Octavia deserves better than Stolas, better than Loona, better than this show. So does Blitz. We all deserve better.
The way Blitz looked at Stolas while they danced struck me so hard like he’s so obsessed with sex and turning things into crude comments yet he had nothing but care and concern in his look while they danced on that balcony ?????? End me
honestly just randomly found this VERY OLD (i think it’s 2022) fanarts on hb, that made me go awwww
so let it be xp
thinking about doing a redraw for some of this.. yehhhhh
upd: forgot about this one oops
uhmmm so first of all tw bad english i really tried my best but cannot promise anything
secondly i had for a while headcanon that when stolitz were kids blitz was higher than stolas; it probably isn’t truth at all, but i think it’s kinda cute so??? yes im sorry
also bad handwriting ahah im such a mess gosh
more human stolitz for me yeahhhh
birb boy
first is actually a redraw of my one of the first fanart lmao i yassified him
ahhhh hope that post will be seen by no fucking body but hello my name is reva and that my hyperfixation that made me feel sorry for my friends
also my english level is nearly b2 so haha y e ah sorry for this post
Me, realizing 'Stolitz' is end game for Helluva Boss apparently, and now getting to the point of wanting to avoid the show because these two definitely aren't in a healthy relationship.
Man, why - other than fan service - would Viv want these two to be together? It's so toxic!
I'm not saying Stolas is free of blame, here, but I feel like they're equally bad for each other. They're equally using each other albeit for different reasons. It's a toxic situation for both sides and I don't see how people keep forgetting that Blitzo is constantly doing a 'hot and cold' act with Stolas. Please, do not do this Viv, come on, now. Please make the end be Stolas and Blitzo permanently breaking up and moving on to healthier relationships.
Boondocks sketch
Staring Blitzø and the twins
Practicing! Also Evelyn/Saoirse visiting her mother and fathers shrine, I hope I did alright with the kimono and the markings from the Kitsune mask. Have a great day!
Blitzø doodles!
What the bottom drawing says :
“Lyn, you wear stuff from the 50s and you also talk like the 50s so of course it’s going to be tacky on you, at least I could pull the look off if wore the right fashion choice which You don’t have,”
Stare down
I saw a thing on YouTube and Tiktok about the orange peel theory. If you don't know what that is, basically the girl or guy will ask their S/O to peel them an orange. It's to test if the person you are with. A couple of the videos I saw reminded me of certain Hazbin or Helluva Boss characters, so here we go. Will link the original videos.
TW: Valentino because it's Val.
VOX
Laying in bed, you called for your boyfriend. From the other room, you heard him shout, "Yeah?" He comes in dressed in his suit, ready to go to work. "Can you go downstairs and bring me an orange?" You ask nicely. He looks at you for a moment. "I'm busy right now, but yeah, alright, one second." Vox leaves the room. You can hear him rustling around in the kitchen. A few minutes later, he returns with a plate in his hand. "Here you go," he says, handing you the plate and kissing the top of your head. "You cut them up for me?" He starts to walk away. "Yeah, like a sun. I am busy. I gotta go to work. I love you, and I'll be back later." He walks out of the room, and you call after him. "I love you too."
Husk
You were sitting on the couch watching television with Angel. "Hey, so what is the deal with you and Husk lately. You datin' or what?" You look over at Angel in confusion. "What do you mean? Sure, we drink together and talk, but that's what friends do." Angel rolls his eyes. "Yeah, and they also don't wait on your every need, neither." "He doesn't do that." "Seriously? I can't get one drink out of the man, and he gets you everything." You laugh, "That's because you always flirt with him, Angel." Angel opens his mouth to retort but then closes it again. "Touche. But okay, just ask him to peel you an orange for ya." Now you roll your eyes, "That's stupid. He will tell me to peel it myself." Angel whispers, "Look here he comes. Just say ya want an orange but don't wanna peel it." You see Husk walking by, so you do as Angel says. "I really want to eat an orange, but I don't wanna peel it." Husk stops and turns to look at you. "Where is it?" He asks. "Oh, I don't, don't have it. Do we have any?" "Let me go look." Husk leaves to go to the kitchen to look. Normally, he would have some on hand behind the bar for Angel's cocktails. But he knows he used the last of them yesterday. You get up off the couch to follow him into the kitchen. "Are their any in there?" You asked, leaning against the frame. "Where would they be?" "Just in the fruit drawer. If there is none, that's okay. I don't need an orange." He shuts the fridge door and looks at you. "I need to go to the store anyway." Husk walks past you and into the foyer. "I'll pick some up." You look at him and then to Angel and then back at him. "Really?!" You asked, shocked. He nods and turns around to leave out the door. "Since you are going out, can you grab me-" "No." Husk states and shuts the door behind him. "See! He even went to the store for you! He's obviously into you."
Lucifer
You and Lucifer were cuddling in bed after a very eventful day out. This man held your bags as you shopped around the other rings and then took you out to a nice restaurant afterward. You felt like the luckiest girl in all of hell. Though you were craving an orange. "I kind of want an orange, but I don't want to peel it myself, you know?" Lucifer looked down at you. This was normal for you. Sometimes, you would get weird cravings or random thoughts and spoke out loud. It's just one of the reasons he loves you so much. "I'll peel it for you." He lovingly says. Only a few seconds later follow it up with, "You like oranges?" That's makes you laugh. "When did you like oranges?" And that only solidifies that you are in love with your short king of hell.
Blitz
You and Blitz have been dating for a few months. And you saw this trend going around that if you ask your partner if they would peel an orange for you, it makes or breaks your relationship. So you thought it would be funny to give it a try. You were sitting on his couch, ready to watch a movie when you brought out your phone to record. "Babe," you shout. "Yeah?" "Could you cut me up an orange?" You thought you were slick, but he saw your phone. And you knew he saw your phone but decided to still record. "Y/N, of course, anything for you," Blitz says dramatically like all the other videos he has seen of this trend. You are laughing as he walks by and says, "Eat shit." And then farts right next to you. Of course, you screech and move to the other end of the couch. But in the end, he does, in fact, cut up the fruit for you, and you are happily sharing it on the couch.
So, with this one, I made a trigger warning for Val because it's Val, but I thought this was hilarious. This is eventually will be going into my Vox x OC fanfic, and I wanted to put it here because, like I said, it was too funny to pass up.
Valentino
After a long, hard days work, the Vee's like to relax a little before retiring for the night. Val was scrolling on his phone and possibly harassing Angel for the ten thousand time today as Calliope was sitting in Vox's lap on the couch, watching him scroll through sinstagram. Velvette walks in and sits on the other end of the couch. It was quiet for a few minutes when Velvette spoke. "Val?" "Yeah?" "Can you peel me an orange?" That got Calliope's attention. She's seen this trend before, and she knows Vox knows this trend. She looks to Velvette, and she has her phone recording the moth. "The fuck?" Calliope and Velvette both start chuckling and she composes her self. "I'm really wanting an orange." "Well I don't have an orange and I don't know how to peel." Vox silently laughs, as Calliope is wheezing from this interaction. "I don't. I don't get it?" Val asks. Velvette laughs, "If we had an orange, would you peel it for me?" "I wouldn't want to." "But you would?" Val stumbles on his words before he answers back, "I don't think I have a peeler." "A PEELER!" Calliope laughs so hard she crying into Vox's neck. Velvette is laughing just as hard. "For fuck sakes Val," Vox laughs too. Velvette, satisfied with her video, posts it and retires for the night. Valentino gets up and is still confused about why Velvette wanted an orange. That just left Calliope and Vox. Calliope's giggles subsided and laid her head on Vox's chest. After a few moments, she speaks up. "Would you peel an orange for me?" Vox puts his index finger under her chin and forces her to look up at him. "You know I would." Calliope smiles and gives Vox a kiss.
Will write it out better than this, but I hope you enjoyed it. I tried to make each one different in their own way. As you can probably guess, I really like Vox a lot. Just thought it was a funny idea.
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