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Hera - Blog Posts
amazing.
Greek Goddesses by Tyler Miles Lockett
Lol not Hera calling Zeus an ingnorant slut(even if he is)
Hades, *standing on top of a temple*: Oh my life.
*The other gods walk up*
Zeus, *With a megaphone*: Hades, What's wrong!?
Hades: Everything's wrong!!!
The Gods: ....?
Hades: The stress of my kingdom, the underworld. Has caused me to go into a depression.
Zeus: ... Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for being bummed out?
Hera: Zeus, you ignorant slut!
Me when people say Tezcatlipoca is the evil brother while Quetzalcoatl is pure good
BOTH OF THEM DID BAD THINGS AND BOTH OF THEM DID BENEFICIAL THINGS IT TAKES SO MUCH FROM THEM TO LABEL THEMNGOOD OR BAD
Me everytime I see a badly writen retelling that makes unecessery changes to the source matterial that add nothing and rather take away from it, and it's clear that the writter both hates and doas not understands the source matterial, or when I see a bad take that misinterprets the source matterial:
Everytime when someone potrays Demeter a bad, overbearing mother.
Or when Persephone potrayd as a cute Kawaii pink aesthetic UwU girl (thanks Rachel, we are suffering the conseqvences of you fethis comic), and Hades is potrayd as a lonely nice guy who never did anything wrong.
Or when Medusa is potrayd/talked about as a sad, lonely, tragic girlboss and held as a symbol for women's empowerment and protection who wanted revenge, when she did not do anything to help women.
Or when Perseus is potrayd as a villian, or when Andromeda potrayd as an unhappy wife.
Or when people blatently say that Romeo and Juliet is not a tragedy, ignoring that the fect that the hate between two families lead to multiple people's death, and how the only time when they realised that they unfound hatered was bad was when they children were already dead.
Or when I see people claiming that Thor was a bad husbend to Sif.
Or when the gods get declawd. This is for any mythology.
Or when Hera redused to nothing but a bitchy wife.
Whenever that happands. I think of this song.
I will probably ad more to the post when more of this comes to my mind. Feel free to add more.
So fun fact I’m a hellenic poltheist and I’ve made a discord server for other polytheists and I’m currently working on the athenian calendar for the year. So like if anyone wants to join that’d be dope.
ok so i just saw a post saying that its disrespectful and what not to give the old gods scraps of food or irrelevant items or things you just have lying around that you didnt specifically buy or make for the gods. and i 110% disagree.
like i give dionysus my leftover sodas that have gone flat in my room, i give apollo the leftover orange peels i have lying around. its not thought out, theyre just my leftovers.
i gave thanatos and persephone my garden with my bone collection. i have a plant named bernard that i water for hera.
none of my gifts were made or bought or grabbed with the intent of giving. they just were given at the end. that doesnt mean im disrespecting them or giving them useless items. that doesnt mean they reject them.
felt inspired to draw the queen of olympus herself (P.S she is done with Zeus's shit)
Hera is 1000% someone who has a fridge with a water dispenser that actually has wine in it and the word water on water dispenser is changed to wine.
Or vodka
She can live in my head, rent free. Because I love her.
Just listened to episode 41 of Wolf 359 and I’m
🎶Zeus fucked around fucked around
And now Hera's making sure he's finding out🎶
mythology meme: hera
❝ Zeus may have been the God of lightning and of thunder. But it was Hera who invented the rain. ❞ ― Nikita Gill, Great Goddesses: Life Lessons from Myths and Monsters
Now all we need is Hera teaching ody how to dance
Once again, for the song "King".
The anger that Odysseus carries is simply palpable, and there's no wonder, but I know that it probably won't be canon, but imagine that at this point he's not being patronized by Athena but by Ares.
In general, if the gods from God Games, as part of penance (especially when it turns out that Athena really is x_x ), wanted to help Odysseus. Ares in the fight, Hephaestus with a new weapon, Aphrodite with controlling his emotions, and Apollo with seeing which of those men in the crowd is his son, so that he can not shoot him. (If Telemachus is there because in the Odyssey he was at sea at that moment)
And let's not forget about Hera who taught Odysseus the victory dance.
Hera goddess of marriage, women, family, the protector of women during childbirth, queen of the gods 🤍🤍🤍