Himbo Steve - Blog Posts

you cannot convince me that mr edward munson himself wouldn’t get tangled in christmas lights. i can imagine steve walking into their shared lounge and jus try being absolutely baffled.

Steve: Hey Ed, come and help me with the-

Eddie, trapped in lights: …

Steve: i don’t even wanna know

I CANT BREATHE SKSVAKAKZBSK

Steve can be good, if Eddie asks him to 😏

Breeding

Pairing: Steve x f!reader

Warnings: Not going to list as it’s obvious lmao. Pronouns not used i think.

Word count: 359

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Steve had come home about half an hour ago and hadn’t let you go since which has led to the compromising position you’re currently in, Steve pounding into your wet pussy. The musky cologne filling your nostrils was enough to send you over the edge.

“Fuck you feel so good wrapped around my dick.”

His words made you melt and made your pussy throb. He had made you cum twice already and knowing him there was more where that came from.

“Feel good baby?”, Steve asked almost sounding pitiful and your state. Cock drunk and moaning. You could only nod at his question.

“Words honey. Use your words.”

“God Steve yes! You feel so fucking good inside of me.” His dick hit that sweet spot inside of you, making you moan so loud you were sure the entire neighbourhood could hear. The hand not being used to hold himself up comes to paw at your breasts, long fingers softly dragging over your sensitive nipples, his mouth wrapped around the other, tongue flicking over the hardened bud making you whine at the pleasure.

After a moment, he takes his mouth and hand off of your breasts. A string of saliva connecting his soft lips to your chest. Both of his hands move to your waist to gently pull you up off of the mattress slightly, his cock starting to set a brutal pace as he pulled your body into him with every thrust. His movements had you a moaning, crying mess.

“Oh god- Yes Steve! Fuck!”

“Gonna fill this pretty cunt up with my cum.”

“Please Steve!”

You could feel the knot in your stomach about to snap.

“Steve i’m gonna cum!”

“Cum. Cum for me baby. Cum around my cock.”

After a thrust or two, your body was writhing in ecstasy, cum covering his buried dick.

“Shit! Can feel you throbbing around me.”

His thrusts became sloppy very quickly after that, pulling you into him harsher. Soon after feeling his hot seed spurting inside of you, filling you up.

He slowly pulls out and replaces his dick with his fingers.

“Cant have any coming out now can we sweetheart?”

I am a firm believer that Steve is a horrible cook, like yes he had to fend for himself but he just make pizza pockets. He keeps trying to make dinner for Eddie but he’s soooo bad.

Eddie: Watcha doing?

Steve: Making dinner.

Eddie: I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.

I know that we’re all for himbo steve (and i LOVE that) but he isn’t stupid in the slightest. like surely if you found out there was another dimension with big weird monsters you’d ask “stupid” questions and double check EVERYTHING too, right?