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Hotline Miami - Blog Posts
049-(after being woken up on christmas (or ever) I seek righteousness but ill take revenge
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035- for christmas i wanna punch god in the face
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106-(falling down the chimney) IM MR WHITE CHRISTMAS IM HIGH ON CRACK
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049-j-(holding the biggest tarantula) If youre cold theyre cold let them in
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Happy holidays dipshits
happy art summary to those who celebrate
jacket but its a paswg redraw :)
Greetings my cubs! X3 today I have several different art pieces for you ^^ and I'm sorry that I didn't post in a while 😅 1 & 2: these are comissions from a friend of mine, it is his character, a grim reaper 3: also a comission of an other friend of mine 😅 it is a scribble of the 'Hotline Miami' charakter Jacket (of course I will share the finished picture with you) 4: something random that came to my mind 😂 5: I listened to "I'm just your problem", "you're your own problem" and "I'm just your problem - duet" and got the idea from that 😆 but I still hope that you like them and have a good morning/day/evening/night !!😊😀 ~ ~ bey 😄
Do you like hurting other people?
Le Perv by Carpenter Brut is a good song and you should listen to it. Now.
They share a publisher.
Intro Post
I have almost ZERO idea what to put here, so I guess we'll start with the basics. I'm just a chronically online dude who posts drawings from time to time or rambles about shit he's WAY too passionate about. Here are some of said things that I really like:
Detroit: Become Human (yes, still after all this time)
Cry of Fear (I'm not even sure if CoF community is on this platform lmao)
Paleontology
Team Fortress 2
The Isle (does anyone here even know this game?)
Warrio Cats (not whole series tho, just the first part)
Ornithology
Red Dead Redemption There are also other things I'm very familiar with but don't obsess with as much (dosen't mean they're any less fun tho!):
Hamilton Musical
Ride The Cyclone
Stray
Half-Life (specifically 1st and 2nd)
Afraid of Monsters
Hotline Miami Some other shit I'd like to mention:
I'm from Belarus (I live in Poland though, I speak Polish, Russian, English and recently started to learn Swedish)
I'm still a minor (15yo to be specific)(15th april if anyone's curious lol)
I can be cringe as FUCK, or so it feels at least :')
I may or may not have some issues, specifically I suspect if I have ADHD and maybe some sort of depressive disorder(?), but I have no way to check it yet (reminder to NOT self-diagnose!!! I am just telling what I think is possible, not stating facts)
I love cats :D
Sometimes I draw gore, nothing too frightening though LMAO —————————————————————— OOOKAY, since we're seemingly done with the yapping, come look at some of my older art!! :]
I'm trying to use markers to encourage people to talk more about this wonderful game, which is definitely friendly and family-friendly, without making you feel depressed!
I'm cringe but i'm free (wip💃💃)
I feel it now, this seductive pain.
I was born in America.(人を傷つけるのは好きか？)
I’m bored so here’s what I think each non 50 blessings hotline Miami characters mask would be.
Biker- ik he is in 50B but if he did choose a traditional mask I’m 100% sure it would be a peacock. For one thing it’s a very elegant bird and would serve as a great foil to jackets rooster mask. For one a male peacock has very vibrant colors that match bikers (pink jacket can metaphorically match the flashy eye-feathers a peacock has). This would also complement bikers “guns blazing” play style. Showcasing how he’s more willing to question his part in 50Bs plot rather than put his head down and mindlessly obey their will (kinda like a chicken would). Bonus points for also mirroring the “cock joke” with richards mask. (Figure it out yourself)
Next is beard- a cat. Not a big cat but a regular orange tabby. Not only does he have chill “leave me be and I’ll be V. Cuddly vibes” like a cat but I 100% believe he would let a stray cat crash and live In his gas station. He’s just chill like a house cat and I respect that about him.
Evan wright- a vulture Lol. This one kinda explains itself, with some of mannys dialogue about “the press being vultures” aswell as Evan sniffing around dead bodies as opposed to killing the Russians himself. Not much else to say.
Onto the funny thicc skin man himself
Manny pardo- I’m more of the opinion that if he did have a mask, it would be a puppet mask (basically just phantoms face in mask form). Not only does him being a puppet suit him, with his actions mearly puppeting the fame of the masked maniac, he’s also a very hollow man. He chases fame to fill the void (it never works though). But if I 100% had to pick an animal it would be a German shepherd. Not only are they the dogs favored by the police but they also parallel the dogs used by the Russians. This club as a possible reference to manny being in kahoots with the son.
Speaking of which for the son- I’m torn between a panther or a shark mask. But Leaning towards a shark. As we can see he owns his own pet shark (I always assumed one given to him by his father) and I could definitely see his personality being compared to a sharks whole aesthetic. But a panther mask could work better as a reference to his fathers legacy. Aswell as showing how he lives in the shadows of his dad. Always wanting to win his approval but never getting it due to his death. All in all I’m more fond of the shark, as it is a mask not already in game (apposed to the panther) and it goes to show more of the son’s personality aswell as being his own thing not too connected to his dad.
Onto the henchman- he would be an eel all the way. A small fish with big Dreams only able to succeed at them by stealing the sons profits/hard work. He’s slippery and didn’t make too much of an impact outside of his bosses escapades. (No hate to the guy but he is unmotivated to work for what he wants. Floating in the middle rather than choosing his own destiny)
And for fun here’s a some bonus masks
Daniels- gives me big polar bear vibes. (An no not because he fat)
Barnes- coyote. I know it’s not a wolf but at least one of the “ghost wolves” had to be a canine.
On everyone's soul WE cracking him tonight gang😂😂✌️✌️
