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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
i truly believe nothing johnny ever said to a woman was funnier than this
stole this from twitter
Ok,so I just had a fucking thought of a hc where Otto and his boyfriend Norman; teaches Tobey!Peter children how to create weapons and other technological stuff, which culminate in MJ and Peter looking amazed to their children while they look more interested in the Green Goblin's glider (which Norman is very interested in explain everything he could to the little ones and answer their questions) and Octavius who is holding what they just finished creating in hands, with a tired look of having take care of four crazy kids for a evening (Norman included ™️) just go like: "Yep; they're a little bit fascinated by all what science can do, but they just thought it would be so cool to create this tool to help you fight against crime".
I have a friend called Tala and she is very dirty minded so when I was washing the dishes I said “Wow this pan is dirtier than Talas mind.”
I just laughed so hard at what I said and my brother looked at me like I’m mental😂