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You forget to kiss them. 

GN!Reader ft. Kuroo, Bokuto, and Oikawa.

Kuroo

He’s a covert competitor. You’re always in some sort of a silent competition about petty things, and you don’t even need to say a word to initiate it. Just a competitive stare and he would return your gaze with the same mischief.

It’s telepathy at this point.

It ranges from a simple staring competition, who-gives-the-most-kisses to intellectual debates. He always makes sure he wins or makes you surrender before he does, just so he could tease you afterward. It never gets too serious, though—he makes a joke out of it.

Plus, you pouting and glaring at him afterwards? Cute. Adorable. Literally the only reason why he does it and will do it over and over again.

But really, it has been three hours since you’ve woke up and you’ve not kissed him????

Blasphemy.

And you dare to sit in front of him, eating your breakfast cluelessly?

Really?

You haven’t said a word about it, either. But fine! He’ll take you on, alright.

But five more minutes passed…

and hello? Is he a brick wall or something?

“You’re frustrating me, I swear.”

You furrow your brows. What the hell is he on this early?

“Don’t act like you’re innocent. I know what you’re doing.” He says, crossing his arms as he leans back into his chair, dramatically pouting like a sulking kid.

You roll your eyes, telling him that you’ve got work to do, then leave the table.

“No, wait, wait. Hey, wait! Are you really going to treat me like this? I’m hurt, kitten.”

“What do you mean by ‘what is it, Tetsu’? You’ve been playing this no-kissing game and you’re killing me!”

OH.

Ooooooh.

So he thought you were doing it on purpose?

Of course.

And he calls you childish?

“So you’re finally admitting it huh, Tetsu? That you can’t live without my kisses? You’re so needy—”

He kisses you to shut you up.

“No, don’t try to turn my tactics on me. You’ve been doing this to get my attention, right? Well, you win this time. Just this time, though.”

Bokuto

Oh no.

He’s dramatic about it. Very petty. Acts like he’s a neglected child that’s thrown away at the dumpster.

“Do you not love me anymore?”

What? Huh? Where did that come from?

“How could you ignore your very cool boyfriend? That’s sitting on your bed? ALONE, by the way.”

He sulks. Even makes the dramatic ‘hmph’ noises every one second.

Huffs very loudly.

“Am I that easy to forget?”

You’re really just trying to do your homework.

“Come ooooooon. I can teach you later. I’m smart. I’m intelligent. I can do better than your professor. I’ll study just for you, promise.”

A+ for effort. Very convincing.

Tired of waiting, he stands behind your chair and puts his chin on your shoulder.

“Hey. Hey. He—”

He won’t stop whispering into your ears, so you glare at him.

Fatal move. 

Looks like a kicked puppy after you did that. You swear you saw his imaginary tail stop wagging or something. He gazes at you like you just dumped him, 

“I just wanted a kiss. You’re so mean to me.”

Sulks again.

You sigh, finally kissing him on his cheek.

But did you really think that was enough?

No wayyyyyyy

It’s Bokuto we’re talking about.

Tackles you onto your bed and starts kissing your lips.

“I’m much more interesting than those papers, right?”

You better say yes 

Or don’t, if you like seeing him sulk.

Oikawa

Oh no. (2)

“You forgot something.”

He is sitting in the driver’s seat, arms behind your chair as he leans into you, brows raised in anticipation.

“What did I forget? Did I leave anything at your house?”

Come on. You’ve just spent hours at his house, cuddling, and you didn’t notice?

“You know, I’ve got girls lining up just to say hello to me, and you—the only person I want attention from—treats me like this?”

He pouts.

Dramatically, with his eyes closed and head turned away and all that thing.

You thought Kuroo and Bokuto were too much? Well, i’ve got news

Oikawa’s got both their behaviors mixed in one. 

He starts huffing dejectedly

And you’re confused. What is it?

You stare at him. He stares back, knowing that you’re completely clueless.

“You know what? Fine.”

He kisses you first, on your right cheek

And again, now on the temple.

Again, now on the left cheek—

“I can’t believe you forgot about it,”

He’s still pouting. Now his arms are crossed.

“Well?” He raises his brows, “What are you waiting for?”

You chuckle. Finally getting what he means, you peck him on the lips.

Okay?

He shakes his head, dissatisfied,

“No, not enough. You’ve got to make it up for the past hours too, you know? It’s written in MY rules. That’s it. Me and you? Yeah, we’re going back to my house. You owe me kisses, okay?”

A/N: Requests are temporarily open (for this exact scenario). Just send me an ask with three characters you’d like to see being neglected and begging for your attention. I’ll be waiting <3

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10/10 highly recommend.

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I need to know now about these AU's if you prefer of course I wouldn't want to force you may remember to take care of yourself and drink lots of water You are loved

AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT MY AUS??? YES PLEEEASSSE RAAAA

ok this is gonna take awhile and be verrrry long so the list is under read more <3

Subfishmas au

so this au some ppl may know :3 cus i started a comic about and and never finished it. Emmet and Ingo are pokemon fish! ingo is a Basculin and dies on Hisui island after an adventure goes wrong, then evolves into Basculegion. Emmet thinks his brother is dead but is desperate to find his body. the people of hisui are not fish, they're just humans. Hisui isn't in the past, and is just an island inaccessible to fish! Ingo and Akari are the only mers that are on the island. I reallly gotta continue it some time

Twin dragons au

we all know at least three variations of this one. Emmet is Reshiram and Ingo is Zekrom. shenanigans ensue. it's not exactly a secret and most regulars to Gear Station know, but those outside of Nimbasa aren't told and would have to find out for themselves.

Masked au

a bit of a weird one but i still love it!!!!! Emmet gets sent to Hisui to find Ingo, but because of the mask he wears, no one knows he's Ingo’s twin. he's also completely nonverbal for the first few months he's in Hisui. even when he becomes more verbal, it's not by much, and he basically only ever talks to Melli. also Warden Emmet!!! he's the Warden of a fire/rock type Galvantula third evo called Drifider

Demon Slayer au

Just your average character replacement au! Ingo is Tanjiro, Emmet is Nezuko, Elesa is Zenitsu, and N is Inosuke. it basically follows the plot of demon slayer but there's Elesa X Emmet X N cus im mentally ill <3

My Other Demon slayer au

Everything is the same but! emmet and ingo are there :) emmet is a thunder breather that can do some basic flame moves, and Ingo is a flame breather that can do some basic thunder moves! for some reason tho, Ingos flames are purple. no one knows why that is :P. also they’re besties with tengen and kyojuro cus i love them <3333

Gem au

Emmet and Ingo are Onyx’s in Steven Universe. they are very small and very confused. they’re off-color Onyx’s that came out much too small, and after an incident where Ingo gets poofed, they decide to escape Homeworld and land on Earth! I actually started writing a fic about this, but haven’t finished lol. maybe some day

Fnaf au

haha what if Ingo and Emmet were the daycare attendants. they're twin robots that share a body, like the DA in canon. And also like canon, Ingo (moon) has a glitch that makes him dangerous. :3

Other fnaf au

Fnaf one style. Emmet and ingo are the only animatronics and elesa is the night guard. they do try to kill her the first few nights, but eventually the become friends :D

Tiny Emmet au

Emmet finds Jirachi and wishes to be with Ingo again, but Jirachi cant send all of Emmet back, so Emmet is sent to Hisui very very small. Ingo finds him. silly goofy shenanigans ensue. Emmet's clothes don't shrink with him, so he uses his coat as a tent and Ingo makes tiny clothes for him.

HLVRAI

Akari is Gordon, Emmet is Coomer, Ingo is Bubby, Elesa is Tommy, Volo is Benry, Laventon is Darnold, N is forzen, Drayden is Gman. silly goofy

Voltron au

Emmet and Ingo are alien gods that run a space subway. also season six never happens!!!!!!!!!!!

Spiderverse au

Ingo and Emmet are now spider-men! Emmet is Galvantula and Ingo is Ariados :3

Hisui caretaker au

Emmet and Ingo are Reshiram and Zekrom, and they are also just infant baby dragons. they accidentally get sent to Hisui and Irida and Adaman end up taking care of them. there are shenanigans.

Yugioh

Emmet is basically Yugi, and Ingo is Emmet's dead brother that's also kind of a pharaoh (because time travel) that possesses Emmet when he plays duel monsters sometimes. Elesa is like a weird anzu/jouno fusion?? Honda is someone. N is Bakura... who on earth would kaiba be....

Tranaformers au

Emmet and Ingo are the cybertronians Emit and In-go (like emitting and ingoing) Ingo loses his memory and is convinced that he's a decepticon by Megatron, so Emit joins the Autobots because they offered to help get Ingo back. (probably tfp cus tfp on top fr)

Minecraft au

Ingo is infected by sculk and becomes the Warden, and Emmet is trying to find a way to reverse this. Ingo kills Emmet a lot and everyone has trauma now

Vampire au

this ones conductorshipping centric lol. Elesa is a vampire and both Emmet and Ingo know this. Emmet gets into an accident and is near death, and help is too far away, so Elesa turns Emmet so he’ll survive. Now Emmet has to navigate being a vampire and also trying to keep a relatively normal life.

Big brother bug brother au

Ingo is Zekrom, Emmet is a Joltik and a bit of a menace. silly goofy fluffy shenanigans ensue.

Dead end au

Ingo just fucking dies in Hisui and then Emmet is sent back in time and has to deal with the fact that his brother is dead and he'll probably never go back home. and everyone is isolating him because he looks too much like Ingo and they don’t wanna see his face. and Emmet also is forced to take over as Lady Sneasler’s Warden. but she ALSO kinda hates him cuz he’s NOT her real Warden, no matter how much he looks like it (i want to say more but SPOILERS RAAAAAARARA)

Fallen angel au

I’m bringing my Christian/bible Lore special interest into this but only a lil bit. Emmet and Ingo are angels (biblically accurate freak’s because ofc <3 ) but Ingo straight up falls outta heaven and into Hisui. now there's a fallen angel (not quite demon) hanging out with the humans

Black butler au

Emmet’s EX va and Sebastian's va is the same person so i had to, don't look at me. anyway what if elesa had TWO demon butlers. and they were Ingo and Emmet. and all three like to harass Ciel <3

Celestial bodies au

I take submas and I put them in space. and also they are gods

Streamer au

au where Emmet and Ingo play video games. that's it, they stream video games. it’s funny

Overlord au

either Emmet and Ingo are NPCs in Nazarick or they’re new worlders that befriend Ainz. i dunno. i think they should interact cus I’m mental illness

Multiverse travel emmet au

while trying to find Ingo, Emmet accidentally figures out how to travel through different universes. he causes problems on purpose to spite god also

Totoro au

the plot of Totoro but with submas. also Drayden is the dad probably

Squidd World au

submas but they are in my OCs world!!!

PMD au

Emmet and Ingo are little beasts now and their rescue team is called ‘Gear Station Rescue Team’

Undertale au

what if Emmet and Ingo were the skeleton brothers. i think that would be funne (emmet is sans and ingo is papyrus btw :3)

Masked dragon au

Same as masked au BUT!!! Emmet is also Reshiram and Ingo is Zekrom (Ingo forgor he’s a dragon lmao)

Partner au

Emmet’s an Eelektross thing and Ingo’s a Chandelure thing. there are shenanigans

Soul bond au

Emmet and Ingo have minor twin telepathy, and can also feel each other's emotions and injuries to a certain extent. this makes Ingo getting sent to Hisui verrrry wack

In my Puter au

Emmet and Ingo are tiny lil sentient AIs that live in Elesa’s computer. also she might build robot bodies for them but who knows

Sonic the hedgehog au

Emmet and Ingo but they are silver foxes (animal, not old hot guy) in the Sonic Hedgehog universe

Emmet has a bad time au

After Ingo gets sent to Hisui, elesa also gets sent to Hisui. Emmet is now completely alone and develops some very bad no good coping mechanisms. and when he's right on the edge and he's about to snap completely, he also gets sent to Hisui.

Star trek au (travelers)

Emmet and Ingo run a space subway and are a ‘character of the week’ type thing

Star trek au (tng)

Submas but they are on next gens enterprise and are besties with Data

Star trek au (ds9)

now they're besties with Odo <3

Star Trek au (disco)

and NOW!!! there are besties with Saru <3 im living out my fantasies through submas and my fantasies are being friends with my Star Trek blorbos

Animal Crossing au

Emmet and Ingo make a town on an island. its Animal Crossing

Sky:cotl au

Emmet and Ingo but they are sky kids!!! Emmet loves grinding for candles and drags Ingo around with him on candle runs

Minecraft beasts au

basically i just make Emmet and Ingo into various mobs and then sic em on player Elesa (they’re friends dw) there are many but im counting it as one cus its a formula

d&d/high fantasy au

shooting Submas with my DND laser beam. not very fleshed out, but i think Elesa would be an elf

We’re okay now au

post PLA where everything’s okay and it's all fluff because that's how i deal with things

flight rising dragon breeders au

Emmet and Ingo breed dragons and go on dragon related adventures because flight rising. also Emmet is addicted to Mahjong

sending emmet to mcu for shenanigans au

I’m sending Emmet to the MCU so he can be friends with my MCU blorbos. (it's Arceus’s fault) Ingo is also there and the Avengers are helping Emmet find him :)

haha what if i made a fullmetal alchemist au

Emmet is Alphonse and Ingo is Edward. it's just more shenanigans honestly.

World champion kids au

Emmet and Ingo take the players role as kids running around challenging gyms. they travel to all the regions made so far and beat everyone the fuck up

Cave creatures au

N finds an injured Galvantula drider in the depths of Chargestone Cave. It's Emmet. N decides the best course of action is to nurse this big fuckin spider back to health 😎👍 but its a big fuckin spider so there are shenanigans. gay people

buzzfeed unsolved au

Emmet as Shane and Ingo as Ryan. silly goofy shenanigans. honestly just made this so i can use Buzzfeed unsolved audio for submas animatics

Terraria au

Emmet is a Melee main, Ingo a magic main, and Elesa is a ranger main. the besties are in terraria and really fuckin op!!! Also N is there and a summoner main. Akari’s a yoyo beast

Backroom wanderers au

Emmet and Ingo get sent to the backrooms!!! adventures and shenanigans ensue!!!

Double Amnesia au

Emmet gets sent to Hisui a bit after Ingo does, and also gets amnesia. He gets picked up by the Diamond Clan and later meets Ingo. Neither knows they are twins, but immediately become besties. Everyone just assumes they’re relatives from different time :P silly goofy shenanigans

Doctor who au

Emmet and Ingo are timelords with a tardis, Elesa is their companion. SHENANIGANS!!!! the tardis has a broken chameleon circuit and looks like a train car

Giratina possession au

Emmet gets possessed by Giratina. Now he's unhinged. no one's okay. this is an excuse to draw unhinged emmet

MLP au

what if they were horses

Pokemon snap au

Emmet, to deal with the loss of Ingo, decides to fuck off into the woods and becomes a photographer, and ends up discovering some wack ass things while he’s at it. Emmet accidentally takes a photo of a newly un-eebied Ingo but it's so blurry he's convinced it's a new pokemon. so he goes to hunt it down. and Ingo desperately tries to hide from this strange guy chasing him cus what the hell??? what does this weirdo want

Sphinx au

what if everyone was animal

Venom au

Elesa is a pathetic girlfail that finds two cringefail malewife aliens goo things and decide that they are her boys now

Soul eater au

Emmet and Ingo are Elesas weapons! shenanigans!! emmet and ingo can also wield each other

HTTYD au

submas but they r… dragon riders :3 lmao are they scottish now

Slay your brother au

slay the princess au. emmet is the princess, ingo is the hero, and volo is the narrator. Volo squished Giratina and arceus into the train men cus he wants arceus super dead (the damsel is replaced with the child also)

Cobblemon au

Emmet and ingo are in cobblemon! they crafted one million master balls someone stop them

Dragonvale au

Emmet and Ingo own a dragon zoo. its dragonvale. they have so many dragons

Infinity nikki au

what if they went on fashion adventures. elesa is definitely there

and thatssss 64 AUs in total! more will be made :3 mark my words

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