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My obsession with top gear is still going strong and I'm like...
What if Jeremy Clarkson took one look at the height differences between him and Richard Hammond and was like this is comedy gold and hired him on the spot. Yes, he took into consideration everything else, but he couldn't stop thinking about the height difference between them and all the short jokes he was going to make.
ways i've seen the top gear boys described
old married couple and their dog
divorced couple and their tired kid
two older brothers who always call shotgun and the younger brother who's always stuck in the back
normal guy with weird hair and two weird guys with normal hair
hamster, cocker spaniel, and a particularly large devon rex
the cousins you meet at the family barbeque and then never see them again
This is something I wrote for the three Top Gear presenters: https://www.wattpad.com/story/368928450?utm_source=android&utm_medium=com.tumblr&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=FangirlLOUISA
This is from an idea I've had in the past days: I have been obsessed with Old UK Top Gear lately and I thought of a little AU where Jeremy, James and Richard are Jäger pilots (Pacific Rim).
Their giant 🪨 bot is of course called Geoff and I've a bed a little design to it. Also there is this thought in my mind where Richard in particular finds a juvenile and rather peaceful Kaiju left in the human world to stay alive on it's own. Hammond sneaks it into his room at base and calls it Oliver. He does try training the beast and they build an inseparable bond.
Jeremy and James are the two main pilots of Geoff, whereas Richard has an extra spot to operate the huuuge canon. The two older pilots, due to sharing some memories while bridging, find out about the creature Hammond is hiding. They don't tell their Admiral, Andy Will man, but are quite mad.
"Hello dear viewers. Today, I will be seeing what's it like to drive like Richard Hammond."
James in a sleeping bag… and driving
Happy 65'th b-day Clarkson!
SPEED AND POWERRRRRRR!
Happy 65th birthday to this silly billy
James May the second he sees a brown Lancia:
Hammond whenever Alfa Romeo releases a new car (Jeremy Clarkson has awoken):
Here, have some shitty Top Gear memes that I made xx