Jim Halpert - Blog Posts

dragon-fire-fire

1 year ago

I’m watching the office and I now need a fic where Jim is cucked by Danny Cordray and he’s watching OR a fic where Jim, Pam, and Danny have a threesome and they just fucking worship her. Like she’s just sandwiched between them and they’re fucking into her slowly while whispering the filthiest things in her ear. Or Danny is just fucking Pam hard while showing Jim how to actually pleasure her and Jim is just sitting obediently watching Pam get absolutely railed by an ex.

This seems weird but it’s desperately needed and I have no shame

Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 2/?

Andy: *sings loudly*

Jim: hey, have you ever thought of going to like a singing contest or something?

Andy: no, actually.

Jim: good, don't.