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President JSchlatt.
Did this out of boredom with my new PC,
JSchlatt, but as a FedEx worker, because yesterday I was waiting for my new Wacom tablet to come in and FedEx took.. FOREVER..
(Me and my wife made a joke about this and I figured, Why not draw it?)
Dream SMP Masterlist (2023)
Philza Minecraft
Fics
"His Mentor" Part 2 ( x Mentor! Reader)
@prrism
Even Phil needed someone to teach him the ropes once…
"Blind And Helpless" Part 2 Part 3 Final Part ( x Daughter! Reader) ( x Blind God! Reader)
@sylum
No summary provided
Oneshots
"Sensitive Wings" 18+
@sodadrabbles
Philza would never let anyone touch his wings, and never shared why. Today, reader finds that reason.
Technoblade
Fic
"Beauty And The Beast" Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Final Part ( Beauty and the Beast AU)
@lonely-lost-soul
No summary provided
Oneshots
"Royal"
@lonely-lost-soul
No summary provided
"They are Like us" ( x Adopted Daughter! Reader) ( x Piglin Hybrid! Reader)
@wooloo-inc
No summary provided
"Beauty And The Beast"
@berry-writes-stuff
Tale as old as time...
Jschlatt
Blurb
"Sleepy Stream" ( x Teen Daughter! Reader)
@gaytoadwithapopsicle
falling asleep on schlatt while he’s streaming!
JUST BECAUSE
I'm a chuckle listener and combining my 2 interests is a very artist thing to do of me LMAOAOAOAOAO
I HAVE FREE WILL LEAVE ME BE,,
I’m coining the term “bullshit all the way down” NO ONE needs to know where I got that one. It was all me.
chuckle sandwich but its political theory
“Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more video games or games, unlimited games, but no more games?” but its "Would you rather have security, but no freedom or freedom, unlimited freedom, but no freedom?"
Dear stans,
If you knowingly step over your favorite content creators boundaries, you’re not a fan of them. If you like them, you’d respect them.
i respect u if u like tubbo and dadschlatt as a duo but oh my god . shakes . do u ever think about how dadschlatt is technically canon through fundy but nobody recognizes dadschlatt and fundy as a father-son duo!!!!! like besties . the dynamic . fundy chose to stop being a spy for pogtopia bc he sympathized with the dictator that exiled his actual father. ISNT THAT CRAZY!! isnt it crazy that schlatt canonically views fundy as a son and felt betrayed he left him!!! isnt it crazy that cfundy views schlatt's sword, the one he got when schlatt died, an heirloom!!! isnt it crazy that his last appearance on the dsmp involves him giving schlatt's sword away to the museum!!! WHY AREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT THEMMM
Hello?? 😧 are you ok??😟😟
Yeah I’m okay!! I apologize for not posting as of recently I’ve had writers block for a while and I’m not as interested in the Sonic fandom as I used to be but I also could start writing for other fandoms I’ve been interested in as of recently once I stop having writers block lol
I’m sorry if I scared you with the lack of posts 😭😭 I hope to get back soon and start writing more :D
Edit:
I decided to open my requests back up, hopefully if I write more I’ll get more motivation. But if you happen to requests anything Sonic related I might skip over it since I’m not as interested in it as before (I’m sorry, my interests tend to change a lot 😭) I’ve updated my masterlist and I’m thinking about writing for some of the dsmp members (only the ones I think I’d be good at writing for) my masterlist shows the ones I’d be willing to write for! <3
a controversial take but idgaf abt cancel culture
So Tubbo is possibly turning into Schlatt...
What if Tommy is going to turn into Wilbur sort of and it reminds wilbur of insane him
Imagine...
Tommy has been exiled
Ranboo starts to gather supplies inside L'Manberg for Tommy because they Idk meet up or smth?
He somehow meets ghost Schlatt
Schlatt asks why Ranboo would help Tommy after he caused a potential war
Ranboo being like, "Its because he's alone and my friend, nobody deserves to be alone."
Then Schlatt scoffing or just dismissive, "Some people deserve to be alone"
Ranboo stopping what he's doing then looks at the ghost dead seriously, "I know what its like being alone, I wouldnt want that for my worst enemy."
Schlatt finding some sort of emotion in that, "I'm not sure what they told you but...I was alone. I was ruling a country where everyone had turned against me. I was only doing what I thought was right - if you make people fear you then they'll be too scared to turn against you. I turned to drinking to down the loneliness and sadness - it was my only friend. Me and Wilbur used to be friends, as close as Tommy and Tubbo used to be, we survived our homes being destroyed together. Our first home was to a flood that destroyed everything - the second was to a volcano. We had lost each other while finding our new home but when I finally found him, he wasn't the same so I exiled him to keep the pain away of seeing how much he changed. I relied too much on my only friend left and it killed me. Nobody mourned. Everyone celebrated. I was truly alone."
"Well you aren't alone now, I'll be your friend. You wont be alone again."
Imagine if ghost Schlatt somehow remembers everything or at least enough to try and cause havoc and since most of L'Manburg only knows about Ghostbur they may blame him. This could somehow lead to Wilbur remembering or possibly try leaving or just something angsty.
On the other hand...
We could have ghost Schlatt and Ghostbur become friends over lost memories and happiness
WHO'S READY FOR ANGST?
Tw// He fucking dies
He finally did it...
He revealed his place as a spy...
His month long plans finally was in the light...
Was it worth it?
He heard the whispers as he walked around Pogtopia. He heard Niki crying before he went to sleep. He heard Wilbur plotting with Techno and Tommy. He heard everything.
He knew they didnt trust him - why would they?
He burned Niki's flag
He destroyed the walls
He disowned his own father
He knew what he needed to do to gain their trust - even though it may cost him his life.
Every turn seemed to lead him deeper into a maze, a neverending loop. Until one iron door.
Knock
Knock
Knock
It opens.
Standing in the doorway is a clearly angered Wilbur, "What is it Fundy? We're busy." The sharpness in his tone made him hesitate before stating, "I'm going to Manburg in the morning, I probably wont return. You'll know why soon enough." Before the words could set in, he left to his room. He spent the rest of the night writing letters to all of Pogtopia, mostly sorries, but two letters were different.
One letter expressed death, another victory.
True to his word, once daylight hit him, he broke through the dirt and headed towards his old home. It was midday when he finally arrived, he met with Schlatt within the hour.
He and Schlatt were facing each other, bows drawn by 3pm.
Eret stood between them holding the two letters. Nobody saw the trio - Wilbur, Techno and Niki - hiding as they watched the duel go down.
1...
Eret took one step back, a small one, not wanting to see the results of the fight. He knew Fundy was a spy for a while now but he also knew of the acts that he did. Fundy was and would always be his friend - his karaoke partner - his platonic soulmate.
2...
Another step. The crowd around them getting nervous and antsy.
3..
4..
5
6
7
Schlatt smirks and releases the arrow prematurely - barely grazing Eret...but it hit Fundy the opposite side of his heart.
They ran to their friend. Wilbur's sight blurred from tears, his son - his only son. His true unfinished symphony. He held onto Fundy tightly as Niki was held by Eret, them both crying for their old friend. Even though she thought of him as a traitor this past month, he was her best friend while part of L'Manburg.
He grabbed onto his father loosely, "I tried, Pa. I tried to get you home." His eyes were glazed over, he was looking around but he couldn't see anything, "I know, my son. You did everything just right. We'll be home soon." Fundy's last remaining vision started to fade, "Kill him for me, Pa. Go home. Build up L-L'Manberg."
"Of course, my son, I love you."
The last 3 words would forever be unheard by the fox...
One final phrase left Wilbur's mouth that night - he was going to respect Fundy's final wish.
"Technoblade, opperation JFK."
“i was told
I was told, and I quote,
‘Connoreatspants
𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭.’“
does anybody know where the post about Schlatt and the way he acted at tubbo’s execution is? I remember a quote from it saying “I’m glad schlatt didn’t stream his pov because that alone was enough to terrify me.” or something like that. I tried looking for it but for some reason I can’t find it.
Too late to save...
____
Mmm the irony of Schlatt spiralling into alcholism and dying, right before Connor arrives.
// dreamsmp spoilers (?)
heart failure go bupbup bupbup EEEEEEEEEEEEE
So, when goats and foxes scream it often gets mistaken for humans in distress, right?
Anyway it's 3 am in manburg, and people are woken by what sounds like two people being brutally murdered.
They grab their weapons and armor and run outside, but turns out It's just Schlatt and Fundy screaming their souls out into the night again
That time when Techno and schlatt teamed up in Minecraft Monday and spawned a wither during build battle hits different
okay but consider lunch club on the dreamsmp
and no im not just making this post because i wrote them into my fic and really like how i wrote them shut up
- carson just goes around making fun of all the roleplay, since he’s been doing that anyway but now he can do it in person and honestly good for him, probably follows dream around too since he thinks it’d be funny and takes nothing seriously (also insists they try and get pokimane on)
- cooper lives up to his fish man dreams and builds an under water house and no one has seen him since, barely logs on but when he does he doesn’t interact with the dreamsmp or l’manberg at all
- ted called schlatt schlag one (1) too many times and has not been seen since, we can assume he’s dead or probably hanging out with techno and phil since he seems the type to fill in for pete for the antarctic empire 2 electric boogaloo
- charlie heard schlatt say “apple” once, had a ptsd episode to the god video and just DIPPED, was offered to join the quackity necromancer gang but is far too scared of schlatt to even touch that shit with a ten meter pole
- noah is the only one actually managing, probably joined l’manberg at some point and now actually contributing to the tubbo administration, he’s honestly just the only one actually doing something useful
- travis started hanging out with badboyhalo and ended up accidentally being drawn into the badlands, now looking for chaos and nothing else on the smp
This has become a goat man stan account. You have been warned.
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