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As you can see, the rare New Jersey milkshake is relaxing while his cupcubs are seen frolicking around in the grass. They can be found in various parts of the South Jersey Shore, most commonly in places with open pools or working televisions.
While they may dawn a cute appearance, New Jersey milkshakes are actually huge dicks. Even at their cupcub stage, they can be very hostile towards other species, most especially meatballs and fries.
When encountering a New Jersey milkshake, the best thing to do to prevent an attack is to offer it anything it wants, mainly money, TV, Enchiladitos or nude magazines. If none are equipped, the milkshake will find ways to ruin your life in insanely traumatic ways, such as theft, torture and tormenting pets.
This has been National Swimographic. Tune in next week where we take a look at the Appalachian Mud Squid.
Fucked up evil milkshake experiences remorse.
Forget MordeTwi, this is the real crackship we should be worshipping.
YEEEES! YEEESSSS! IT’S BEAUTIFUL! IT’S WHAT GOD INTENDED!
Care to do a stamp featuring Master Shake and the Warden of Superjail in front of a gay flag that reads “Crackships 4 Lyfe”?
Littlest Aqua Teens
“Where the hell am I? What even is this place?”
GYATT!
discovery
Buri Hamachi!
Sorry I haven’t been more active on here, guys.. I’ve been really busy with other things lately.
In the meantime, here’s a preview of an animation I’ve been working on!
Nyanwad and Tac Shake
Oh my Shakey, you’re so grouchy! Angry little cuppy, won’t you?
Watch TV! Watch TV! Watch TV! Watch TV!
NOOOO, MY BABY BOY!
master shake dying in a glue trap
He drinks so cutely! X3
“Hydration is essential.”
((AKA, a compilation of the goofy way Shake drinks soda.))
Him love his gummy bears. :3
This is the greatest painting I've ever made. As a matter of fact, it belongs in a museum.
I love the Airplanes meme.
Dude what is this sentient ass milkshake and why do I resonate with it
