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Manwë, to Melkor, who is drinking vodka: That is going to kill you one day. You know that, right?
Melkor: Yeah I do. I'm trying to speed this shit up.
The fact "the average Middle-Earther kills 500 people per day" is actually a statistical error. Most inhabitants of Middle-Earth kill 0 people per day. Melkor Morgoth Bauglir, who lives in Angband and kills 10,000 people per day, is an outlier and should not have been counted.