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California has a better economy than the UK. California is woke AF and generally accepting of migrants, minorities and LGBTQ people. The UK is terf island and filled with reactionary old losers who still think they are an empire and get mad when you call their rat hole “terf island” and “America’s EURO gas station”.
Therefore we can conclude that migrants, LGBTQ people and wokism does in fact make you an economic powerhouse while being losers that suck and lose constantly makes you a worthless ball of dirt that I wouldn’t even piss on if it was on fire.
Get fuckin rekt bri’ish losers
AMERICAN TORD REAL?!?!?!?
Happy 4th Of July! (Sorry this is late btw)
Happy 4th of July everyone! I’m sorry this is late, it was the middle of the night when I drew this. The neighbor’s kids were legit blowin’ up fireworks and fire crackers right by where I live, and oh boy, was it loud😂. I hope everyone had a great 4th of July! Happy 4th of July everyone!🤠🇺🇸
Whaddup Im Jared Im 19 and i never fucking learned to get seretonin in a healthy way
As an American I can in fact say that America does not exist
it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.
As a kid, you know what I thought "mythology" meant? Religion not directly based on the Bible.
And I was a Muslim?!?!?!
You don't have to believe in your government to be a good American... You just have to believe in your country.
George W. Bush, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
En los comentarios de esta mierda hay gente preguntando si Barcelona "es un lugar seguro para que lo visiten los ciudadanos americanos". Y me jode mucho. O sea, ya no es por que haya yanquis subhumanos ignorantes preguntándose si los países fuera del suyo son lodazales terroristas o algo así, sino porque a estas alturas deberíamos estar los demás preguntándonos si los putos Estados Unidos, con su puto deporte nacional de mierda éste del tiro al alumno, son seguros para que los visite un ciudadano de un país civilizado de verdad.
// There are comments in this thread asking if Barcelona "Is a safe place for an US citizen to visit" and it pisses me off really hard. It's not that there are some ignorant subhuman yanks *actually* asking if any country outside of theirs is a terrorist hellhole or something, but the fact that at this point in time WE should be asking if the US, with its beloved kid shooting national sport, is a safe country for actual first world people to visit.
