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Demon Brothers in order of least to most hygienic

Tbh this wouldn't leave my brain, explanation/ reason also listed. You can try to change my mind but not really.

1.) Leviathan- You can't convince me he doesn't smell the worst/ shower the least of the seven. Once he gets his hand on the latest manga or gaming obsession this dude does not leave his room. He will stay locked in front of his console until he gets all the achievements and checks all the forums. One time his brothers thought they could starve him out but he has an emergency stash of rations so he can keep gaming/ reading/ watching anime. He'll even pee in empty energy cans just so he doesn't have to leave his room. Whenever he does finally leave his room after his latest binge whatever brother sees him first will shove him in the bathroom and spray him down, clothes and all. He has long sense accepted his fate.

2.) Belphegor- Its canon that whenever he does shower he has to start head first or he'll forget what parts of his body he's cleaned or hasn't cleaned (T_T). He values sleep above all else and sees shower as a chore he could go without doing for extended periods of time (why shower when all he does is sleep, its not like he's dirty). Beel will carry Belphie to the shower when his stench gets to be too much.

3.) Beelzebub- He's pretty physically active and after Fangol practice he does shower at the school. In the evening before bed he'll do a "quick" workout then start heading to the bathroom with the intent to shower but gets hungry on the way so he'll go to the kitchen to grab a quick snack and sort of forgets that he was supposed to shower. He'll notice the next day that he has a bit of funk and as long as if doesn't cut into his breakfast time he'll go an take a quick shower. If he doesn't have time he will wait till after Fangol practice.

4.) Lucifer- Mans is constantly busy with student council work and keeping track of his brothers antics. Between all his duties both inside and outside of RAD he barely has time to take care of himself. Barbatos will make a not so subtle comment about how Lucifer is Diavolo's right hand man and should hold himself as such in all aspects including but not limited to cleanliness. Lucifer takes the hint and showers.

5.) Satan- He has to be better than Lucifer at anything and everything. While his room might be a chaotic mess he does try to ensure he's cleaner than Lucifer. Sometimes when he gets hooked on a new book or detective show he'll start to neglect his basic needs but Asmo will quickly tell him he needs to go shower, even though he doesn't smell.

6.) Mammon- As a model he gets access to some free products from his photoshoots/ ads and ensures when he gets to his modeling gigs he's a fresh clean canvas for whatever the photographer has in mind. In between work he might feel a little lazy and miss a shower or two but nothing crazy. He still smells nice.

7.) Asmodeus- The cleanest and best smelling out of his brothers. Has access to a plethora or soaps and shampoos. He hates getting sweaty and dirty, will avoid it at all costs. Even when his doing his "extracurricular" activities he will be the first to jump into the shower afterwards. Even if he's spent the whole day indoors he showers/ bathes at least twice a day. In the evening he'll have a nice soak in his magic infused bathtub.

Obey Me! Incorrect quotes

Diavolo trying to convince MC to continue being the babysitter:

NB Diavolo: "What are you talking about MC? You love it here!"

NB MC: "I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome."

Solomon being an old ass man:

NB Solomon: "The dinosaurs didn’t rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn’t have."

Satan for no reason at all:

NB Mammon: "Do I sound smart, or am I smart? "

NB Satan: "You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest."

Leviathan being depressed:

NB Lucifer: "How are you today?"

NB Leviathan: "Please don’t make me think about my life."

Beelzebub being.. Beelzebub:

NB Beelzebub: "My stomach growled super loud in French."

NB Beelzebub: "I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class."

NB Leviathan: "Bonjour."

NB MC: "Le growl."

NB Mammon: "Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette."

NB MC now that they're a demon:

NB MC: "I am literally evil incarnate."

NB MC: "I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil."

NB MC: "Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort."

Solomon can't cook:

NB Solomon: "I truly go into househusband mode when I'm someone's soulhousemate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning."

NB MC: "This is a lie."

NB MC: "I'm literally living with him. This is a lie."

NB MC: "HE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS."

MC just wants to go home:

NB Solomon: "I think I'm falling for you."

NB MC: "Then get up."

Levi is sick of Satan:

NB Leviathan: "Satan is okay."

NB Beelzebub: "He's okay? He said he was going to break my legs! And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause he gave me the mackerel eyes, he meant it!"

NB Leviathan: "Beel, Satan threatened me. He threatens Lucifer every day. He probably threatened Diavolo before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Grow a pair."

Levi self-deprocating:

NB MC: "I'm going the fight the next person who insults Levi."

NB Leviathan: "I hate myself."

NB MC: "Alright, square up."

When MC first came:

NB MC, referring to NB Mammon and NB Diavolo: "Those guys are dorks."

NB Lucifer: "Yes, but they’re my dorks."

Belphegor annoying Lucifer on purpose:

NB Belphegor: "Lucifer, we have a visitor."

NB Lucifer: "Don't tell me it's our babysitter.."

NB Belphegor: "It's MC."

Lucifer being sick of Mammon's shit:

Lucifer: "The greatest trick the diavolo's father ever pulled was changing his name to Mammon."

Mammon bc he's my fav pookie:

Mammon: "So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?"

MC: "Depends. Is your bed comfortable?"

Mammon: "Yes."

MC: "I'd sleep."

Thirteen is going insane:

Thirteen: "Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time."

Diavolo is far too concerned:

*after discussing a plan*

Barbatos: "Does anyone have any questions?"

Diavolo: "Is this legal?"

Barbatos: "Does anyone have any relevant questions?"

Satan loves to boast:

Satan: "I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight."

MC: "What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?"

Satan, already taking off his clothes: "God, MC, you’re so fucking stupid."

It probably wouldn't work anyways:

MC: "Here’s the cold medicine you asked for." *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*

Thirteen: "...Thanks."

Levi and Garfield:

Leviathan: "I once tried to play a pirated copy of Garfield Kart, when Garfield jumped out of my PC! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer room in the basement of HOL with Cerberus."

Math doesn't work:

MC: "Which is correct, seven and five is thirteen, or seven and five are thirteen?"

Thirteen: "Niether."

Thirteen: "Because it's twelve."

Venomous or poisonous?:

Lucifer: "If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous."

Mammon: "What if it bites me and it dies?!"

Lucifer: "Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mammon, learn to listen."

Diavolo: "What if it bites itself and I die?"

Lucifer: "That's voodoo."

MC: "What if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Lucifer: "That's correlation, not causation."

Asmodeus: "What if we bite each other and neither of us die?"

Solomon: "That's kinky."

Barbatos: "Oh my goodness."

:P done

While hosting a game show to boost the brothers' popularity

NB MC: "-and you'll have to answer twice," *looks at Mammon with. smirk* ", easy for you Virgos."

NB Mammon: "How did they know I was a Virgo..."

*Fanfare begins*

NB Mammon: "HOW DID THEY KNOW I WAS A VIRGO I DID NOT TELL THEM MY BIRTHDA-"

Also realized this means pt2 of trying to figure out who everyone is

WAIT OMG THEY ALL HAVE COSTUMES!!

ITS NOT JUST THE BROTHERES HOLY SHIT?? IN ONE EVENT???

I’m perishing y’all this is awesome so far

WAIT OMG THEY ALL HAVE COSTUMES!!

ITS NOT JUST THE BROTHERES HOLY SHIT?? IN ONE EVENT???

I’m perishing y’all this is awesome so far

Istg as soon as like,,, I get the full body refs for the yokai event,, I am fuckin doin some headshots yo

I’m very excited for this event,,

Ough I’m looking forward to this please don’t mess this one’s story up

oh holy shit actual art ayo? yeah its bout time I guess- have the obey me bros with their hair tied up because yeah- fun

I got another one

I just know that their asses would annoy Lucifer like this 😭

I want to see a fanfic crossover about Obey Me and Love and Deepspace. Sounds interesting.

The MC from Lads would be teleported to Devildom and the story from OM would start and yeah 👍. Caleb is definitely gonna be the most overprotective one out of the five.

I feel like Xavier and belphegor would be sleeping friends

Lucifer would probably enjoy Zayne's company since Zayne is the most mature one out of the five and one of the more intelligent out of the five. (Academic intelligence) {I hope I ain't offending any non-Zayne girlies.}

Xavier and Solomon would most likely try to cook something. But at least Xavier can cook ramen or something, Solomon can't. I'm pretty sure Solomon can somehow burn porridge or water.

Asmodeus would definitely be flirting with all five of them. He would be eyeing them.

Asmo: MC! Why didn't you tell me that your childhood best friend would be such a snack!

MC: Because I know you would flirt with them. 😑

Levi would be too nervous to talk to them. I'm pretty sure all five of them are taller than him, and all of them have a menacing aura to him especially Sylus.

Zayne would most likely be interested in Beel's diet and being able to be so fit.

Idk much about Caleb's lore so idk what to put for him

Rafayel would be friends with Levi since sea creatures and all. I could see Rafayel and Levi talking about the creature. Also I feel like Rafayel and Caleb are the most interested in anime so I'm sure Levi would like to ramble about that with them.

Idk about what to put for sylus. (I'm srry sylus girlies)

How would Obey Me Brothers play 'Just Dance'

Lucifer 🍷

When dancing, you can see the stiff movement due to inexperience and due to age. You can definitely hear the sound of joints cracking. That's how stiff he is.

(Can demons even crack their bones like how we humans can, like how we crack our fingers)

He is gonna dance with songs that are more old since I'm pretty sure his style of songs and music is more classical and old.

When it comes to MC, I feel like he would dance with MC with dances that are in pairs and would dance together, those dances would most likely be romantic songs.

Mammon💸

Mammon is the type of guy that says that he will not dance to this game but with a little persuasion from MC he will. when he does dance, he would dance with so much passion. Like it would almost look exactly like the coach dancers. Of course, he would definitely have a mistake or two while dancing.

Mammon is definitely gonna put bets on who can dance better and he actually usually wins these kinds of bets, if one of his brothers actually wants to bet.

Leviathan 🐟

Too nervous to even dance, he would only dance in the privacy of his room and only MC is allowed to be with him but some of the brothers would barge in to play as well just to dance with MC.

He is the type that will be unable to dance properly, often fumbles and make mistakes but when it comes to the kpop dances, he is definitely the type to perfect the dance in one try.

Satan 📒

Would prefer reading a book than dancing

Would definitely say something like 'i don't have time for dancing' and Lucifer would agree with him but since Satan wants to be different. He would definitely dance just to be the opposite of Lucifer.

When he dances, he definitely has a stiff movement but that is due to inexperience with dancing. After a while, he definitely gets better.

I feel like he would be interested in the lore of Just Dance.

Asmodeus 💅

Would definitely be the one who introduced Just Dance to the brothers, either that or MC.

Asmo is definitely the best dancer. He would perfect all the dance but will definitely superstar the dances that have more fluid movement. (Does that make sense, it makes sense for me)

He would definitely dance to 'nail, hair, hips, heels'

He would definitely post his dances into his social media, then it would make a trend in the Devildom to play Just Dance.

Beelzebub 🍔

Beel is the one who uses just dance as a form of exercise. I got this feeling that he is gonna be stiff when it comes to dancing since Beel usually does normal exercises like push up and that

(idk what to write for Beel srry y'all)

Belphegor 🐄

Ain't even dancing he is gonna watch MC dance and that's it and even if he participates, he would be the one that sits on the couch and moves his hands only just so that he could earn points for the dance.

(Also I just realized that if belphi never exercise, how the hell does he have abs)

This is my first time making this kind of post

Do y'all watch littlesiha?

Imagine the Obey Me brothers meet the seven deadly sins from Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel.

Lucifer:

(both of them look at each other as OM.L judges HH.L)

OM.L: You are quite short.

HH.L: At least I don't have trauma from a war. 💢 (Is he OOC, I can't tell but it fits him enough right, idk 🤷)

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Belphegor:

Both of them: ZZZZZZ

*wakes up*

(Half asleep and can't open to their eyes wide)

Both of them: *goes back to sleep* ZZZZZZ

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Beelzebub:

HB.B: Hey beefcake! How's it hanging?

OM.B: *nomming a burger* good.

HB.B: Do you want to join my party? It's gonna be a blast!

OM.B: Not a fan of parties, you should invite my brother Asmodeus, he would gladly join.

*continues munching*

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Asmodeus:

OM.A: Oh. Aren't you a handsome devil.

HB.A: Oh, how flattering. However I have my own love so no thanks.

OM.A: That's ok. I must tell you your outfit is fabulous 🤩. Where did you get such high quality clothing?

HB.A: Well I got these from the store in the Lust ring, you should visit sometime.

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(I don't know how to do the rest of the characters. I hope they are not OOC)

More incorrect quotes of the owl house but it's obey me characters.

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Lucifer: Oh a surprising peaceful domestic moment, when will it be ruined-

Mammon: LUCIFERRRR!

Lucifer: There it is.

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Solomon: Sorry MC, these vegetables won't cook themselves, yet.

(pours a potion on the veggies that makes the veggies alive and sentient with legs and arms)

Solomon: alright, everybody into the pot.

Veggies: AHHHHH!!! (Runs away)

Solomon: Why do I always think that will work.

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Belphegor: It's just a fancy way to kiss the emperor's...

MC covering Luke's ears with their hands and intensely looking at Belphegor.

Belphegor: Whatever. I'm just here to pick something up.

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Mammon waking up and realizing that today is a monday

Mammon: NOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYYY! SCHOOOOOOL!

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Lucifer putting MC in charge of the house.

Lucifer (slowly turning into his demon form and speaks in a menacing tone): if you mess up the house, I will never trust you again.

Lucifer: no pressure. BYEEEEE! (And he flies away)

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Lucifer: Facing GROM means facing your worst fear, Asmo, and I don't think MC knows what that means yet.

...

Lucifer: Do you think I could pull off red eyeshadow?

Asmodeus: Gurl, you could pull off anything. ✨💅

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MC and Luke babysitting baby Satan after an experiment gone wrong.

MC: Ah, there's only one way out of this.

(MC pulls out a knife)

Luke: Gasp!

MC: Apple slices and storytime!

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Solomon: Oh! Here we go! Luke's squeak of rage!

Luke: (Squealing angrily)

Solomon: HAHAHAHA! Ah. He's like a little tea kettle.

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Diavolo: let's try this. (Brings a toy)

Toy: *squeak squeak*

Diavolo: this is a stress toy. Anytime you feel the urge to cause chaos, just squeeze.

Mammon: *squeezing the toy so hard that it dies and explodes*

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Random and incorrect quotes from the owl house but it's obey me characters instead.

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Mammon: (grabbing MC) you're coming with me.

I need an extra pair of eyes to look out for pickpockets, and an extra pair of hands In case if I wanna pickpocket.

MC and Mammon: pickpocket!

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Mammon (but can be anyone): so, unfortunately for you, my life is pretty great because I'm friends with MC the human.

MC: 🥹

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Mammon with the witches

Mammon: What do you want with me?!

I never actually broke any of your stupid laws!

...

In front of you.

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Mammon: AH HA! Yes! Yes! You cheated! Perfect prince-y Lucifer cheated! Hot dang I love conventions.

Lucifer: I only did that because I knew you will cheat!

Mammon: still cheated! 🥳

Welcome down my level!

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Leviathan going out buying something (so out of character for him)

Levi: I have been very busy.

Satan: yeah. Busy playing Hexes Holdum. (idk what was the name) He's obsessed with it!

Levi: I am not obsessed!

Satan: You're playing it right now!

...

Levi: am I winning?

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The casino owner: This is all the trouble you caused when you were here, Mammon.

(slams a huge stack of books and paper that dictates the trouble he caused)

Mammon: Huh.

...

Mammon: I thought there would be more.

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Levi/Satan brought Mammon to a convention/book fair.

Mammon: A, eww. B, I'm bored. C, I feel like pickpocketing some dork while they browse.

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Some demon trying to scare and possibly hurt/kill Asmodeus and belphegor.

Asmo: Good entrance but that outfit though. HA!

Belphie: Oh look at those little shoes.

Asmo and Belphie: ✨*chuckle and snickers* ✨

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Leviathan hiding from MC cause he is shy.

Leviathan: Just make me disappear.

Solomon: Well ok, but I got a 60 40 record of making you reappear.

...

Oh you mean *points to MC* ah. Nevermind.

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Mammon: Nah. I think I got everything I wanted. (Laying on a pile of gold as everything collapses around him)

Mammon: Yup. Another bright year at the carnival.

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Lucifer: What's the fun of seeing someone getting eaten up by a monster if it's my brothers.

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My Brain had a thought about Obey Me x Dandy World.

Basically the obey me characters replace the Dandy world characters

So the characters would be:

Asmodeus as Glisten

Satan as Shrimpo

Beelzebub as Flutter

Belphegor as Astro

Leviathan as Finn

Mammon as teacan

Barbatos as Rodger

Diavolo as Dandy

Luke as Toodles

Simeon as Brightney

Solomon as (idk)

Lucifer as (idk)

Bonus:

Cerebeus as Pebble

Do you think the Obey Me characters know that sometime that some humans eat food that can be considered odd to them. Like for example, humans eating snails or humans eating bull testicles as Aphrodisiac. (Pls don't bash me for me thinking that eating snails or testicles are weird)

So imagine that one day, Levi was looking through the internet and found out about these weird foods that humans would eat and would confront MC to ask them about it and the brothers heard about it and chaos happened. Maybe even they try to implement the weird food into MC's meals. MC would have to inform them of the weird food that they give them.

Also imagine if asmo heard about the aphrodisiac food, would he try to put it in MC's food to see if it works (most likely he would)

(I hope that this post makes sense to you. This is my first time writing a post instead of putting polls for you to answer.)

“Private” Group Chat

{CW: Somno/ Mentions of Fingering, Masturbation and Threesomes/ Slight Body Worship/ Sharing nudes/ GN! Poly! SUB! MC }

Just thoughts of the demon bros + datables (Minus Luke) having a private group chat to just send each other your nudes and share videos of how they each made you feel good

•Beelzebub/Diavolo shares videos of him and Belphie/Barbatos tag teaming you

•Solomon sends multiple videos of him eating you out/sucking you off so loudly and sloppily

•Lucifer sends pictures of you bound and gagged, thrusting into you with a steady pace as your whines and moans were muffled but still able to be heard in the video

•Satan sends a video of him fuckin you so roughly while your pretty lilac bell collar jingles at each of his thrusts

•Asmo and Mammon send adorable separate pictures and videos of them kissing your thighs and neck while slowly pumping their fingers into you

•Belphie sends solo vids/pictures of him fucking you so slowly when you and him (and sometimes Beel) sleep in the attic together

•Thirteen gloats about you taking her fingers so well and how you dress up for her so prettily but never sends pictures because that’s only for her eyes to witness

•Raphael and Mephistopheles never respond but they definitely do save all the pictures/videos sent in the gc for another time

•Poor Levi and Simeon are flustered and embarrassed about all this but are so definitely pumping their cocks/humping a pillow to the pictures/videos the others are sending of you in the chat

But because of your DDD, You know all about your boys’ little “private” group chat and you occasionally whine a little louder or position yourself a little too perfectly for the camera angle.

The boys are completely unaware… Except for Lucifer and Diavolo who are suspicious of your “subtle” actions.

But both Raphael and Barbatos knows you know of their chat of course.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ reblogs and likes appreciated~

當他不小心看到妳和'他'在繁衍後代

尷尬喔......

事件:妳在和妳的男人在那個那個。唯一不同的是，你們兩個被他看見/抓包了

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路西法

他原本想找妳一起討論迪亞沃羅之前提出的新項目，但妳不在妳的房間裡。他不用多想也知道妳肯定在瑪門的房間，因為你們的關係比較緊，尤其是最近幾天。

當他走進弟弟的房間時，他只注意到他弟弟的跑車在原地晃動。

他在那裡愣了五秒，然後帶著一張非常不安的臉，緩緩的離開。

路西法見識過很多，但這.......這讓他需要一些時間才能緩過來，稍微想像一下，當一個爸爸看見自己的孩子和孩子的伴侶在做這種事，那是多麼的尷尬、多麼的噁心這就是路西法現在的臉。

從傲慢的化身變成尷尬的化身，這場面對他來說不完全OK。

瑪門

他想找他的犯罪夥伴一起試試他的新計畫，但妳並不在房間裡，他只能展開搜尋。

繞了悲働之屋一圈，他似乎聽到妳的聲音從圖書館裡傳來，但這不是他平時所聽到的，事實上，在那一秒他以為妳受傷了，這讓他加快了腳步。

他碰的一聲打開了門，卻只看見妳和撒旦......在一個座位上玩"扭扭樂"......

雖然撒旦和妳很生氣又很尷尬，但受到創傷的可是瑪門!他跟長子一樣，愣在原地驚恐了幾秒，等他反應過來，就會因為撒旦離妳太近而發火。

看著兄弟倆在爭論著妳該和誰跟為什麼妳該和誰待在一起，也許在這期間，妳和撒旦至少要找東西遮避一下。(或至少撒旦會因為他哥哥的打擾而憤怒。)

利維坦

他最近追的動漫的最新一集終於開播了，他必須立刻找到妳和妳分享他的觀點。

當他在走去妳房間的路上，他注意雙胞胎的房間裡有什東西。不過，偷偷看一下對他來說無傷大雅對吧?畢竟比爾和貝爾菲不過是一對chill bros :)

這男孩錯了，而且對他以為會看到的事情大錯特錯，他尖叫了一聲，雖然短促但你們還是聽見了。

當妳和比爾轉過頭還在擔心是誰在門口時，他已經消失在空氣之中。

可憐的利維躲在自己的房間裡，各種思想在他腦海裡掠過，恐懼、尷尬和嫉妒，我想我們都知道他會因為妳沒選擇他而感到不安，但這遠遠不及他剛剛所目睹的可怕場景。

撒旦

他在大門等著妳，這樣你們和所羅門可以一起去一家新開的貓咪咖啡廳。

但妳沒像往常一樣準時出現，這讓他又擔心又惱火。有貓一定要和MC一起嚕，妳不能這樣浪費他的時間!

在去妳房間的路上他聽見妳的聲音從路西法的辦公室傳來，妳到底惹出了什麼麻煩?為什麼沒叫上他?

當他看見路西法赤裸著臀部和妳在辦公桌上狂野的那一刻，他之前的想法全拋出九霄雲外，他噁心的摀著嘴，跟他進來時一樣飛快的離開。

這足以引起妳和路西法的注意並迅速穿好衣服。

無論如何，祝你們的貓咪冒險好運，因為現在妳和撒旦之間的氛圍不是很好。

艾斯摩德斯

他需要妳幫他拍照，但他就是無法挑選要穿哪件衣服，如果再晚一點事情就會變得更複雜!好吧MC，他穿什麼都好看，但他有選擇困難症啊!

當他要去妳的房間時，有一股熟悉的感覺從哥哥的房間裡傳來。利維?有趣!真好奇他在做什麼或看什麼，為什麼不和他一起享受這美好的時光?就算只是一些色色動漫他也想看:))

他毫不羞恥的打開了門，接著他被他所看到的畫面驚掉了下巴。妳在利維之上，在利維的浴缸裡，遵循著大自然所沒有的時尚規則-沒有衣服。

身為慾望的化身，他開始調侃和批評你們倆在做的骯髒事，這導致利維衝著他大喊大叫要他出去。

一被踢出房間，艾斯摩開始感覺不妙，不是因為他惹火了利維，而是因為他不該在這種情況進入別人的房間。因為在你們注意到他進來的那一刻，他所感到的淫蕩，自然會讓事情變得更糟。

比爾希巴伯

今天的訓練課程結束後，他在洗澡。正當他在想晚餐要吃什麼時，他聽見臥室傳出野獸的聲音。

好笑的是，他像什麼事都沒發生一樣的進門，就像平時所知道的你們，但他也不在乎。只要妳和貝爾菲沒受傷，那他就沒有什麼好擔心的。

他會和你們倆打招呼然後拿著他放在床上的東西離開，我知道這是很俗的想法，但沒有任何意見在比爾的腦子裡是有道理的。

他有點像是一個以為父母只是在玩扭扭樂，直到幾年後才發現真相的孩子。但我在此聲明，我們其實也不會很在意。

貝爾菲格

喔!可憐的男孩正打算和艾斯摩借一些枕頭，以供他和撒旦最近所準備的惡作劇。

相反的，他只看見慾望的化身讓妳處在一個非常獵奇的姿勢，相信我們都曉得這小奶牛所受到的創傷有多大。

艾斯摩會注意到但不會停下來，反而會讓妳大聲喊著他的名字，不只是為了好玩，也是為了讓貝爾菲感到不安。

怠惰的化身?睡覺?貝爾菲需不需要睡眠?喔不不不不不不，他現在完全相反，異常的清醒，不是因為他睡飽了。他想著今天如何不睡覺，絕對不是因為他打擊太大，他很好，只是他今天不想睡覺。別問，他很好，放過他吧!

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I see people headcanoning that asmo doesn’t like children when he literally do some childcare work experience and seemed to like it lol

Oh Beel darling 😭

POV after the events of Nightbringer, you and Solomon finally make it home, however, the two of you quickly realize a significant amount of time has passed in their absence, thousands of years in fact... Your friends, believing their two human friends to never return, had to deal with the aftermath, and it has changed them. They're the same people you knew, only time and grief has warped them into who they are now. Each of them, older and dealing with things in their own ways, have all changed so much. Even Solomon, who came back with you, seems paler and somehow older, though the most like himself. Ancient wars have been carried out in your absence, time has changed the places you once knew and loved into a foreign world, a shell of your home. You never really can catch a break...

(In this Timeskip AU I took a LOT of creative liberties, giving most of them scars from the multi-world war that occurred. I've been in love with this concept for ages now and I'm so happy to finally have this finished product to look at for hours :D not gonna bother listing their age equivalent in human years but I will say Luke is supposed to be ~17 or so. It's not perfect but oh well, hope you enjoy! 💗 I'll probably do another post in the future explaining them all and what theyre doing nowadays, the scars, etc. Also Barbatos' design is HEAVILY inspired by @waltnut's older Barbs and kinda where the whole idea started for me)

When I first started playing Obey Me I had about 4 cards that carried me through the entire first season, and this art features them because they are so slay. This is an idea I've had since I started playing because the dance battles have always been such a silly little concept. <3 (also included is the screenshot I used as a reference for their dance poses, I also took some creative liberties with the background + foreground cause I didn't wanna do one specific sin for the dancefloor)

The Fall

[Edit: Forgot to do a content warning I'm so sorry! CW: escalating tension, drinking/alcohol. Not really angsty but a random demon decides to be rude.]

You and the brothers are all at a party at The Fall. Everyone's having a good time, the music has a nice beat, the color-changing lights are vibrant and you're sipping on a rather fruity glass of demonus. It feels much more akin to a rave than the typical more toned down parties you've attended with the brothers, part of the reason tonight feels so special. Everyone seems much more relaxed, like they're letting loose and just having fun.

Asmo and Mammon dragged Lucifer to the dance floor and, to your surprise, Lucifer was laughing and smiling as he danced with them. Levi and Beel sat at the bar together, laughing over the very fun drinks they ordered. There had to be at least a good at 6 inches of whipped cream over the rim of the glasses, both with colorful bendy straws bent and shaped into hearts. Levi pulled him closer and held up a peace sign as they took a selfie together. You, Satan, and Belphie had all been sitting together taking a breather from the dance floor when you realized your glass was empty. You excused yourself and began heading over to the bar when one particularly bold demon decided to start shit with you.

The demon shoulder checks you hard. The force sends your drink shattering to the floor. Without really thinking, you go to apologize for bumping into them but they cut you off and start mouthing to you about how you need to watch where you're going and blah blah blah. You decide you wanna be the bigger person (you don't want murder charges because this demon stands NO chance against you) and you start to walk away. The demon keeps egging you on. It's starting to cause a scene and people staring. Your back is to the demon when you feel something wet seeping into your clothes and droplets rolling down your skin. Demonus is spilled down the back of your neck, it's in your hair and all over your back, effectively ruining your nice attire. It catches everyone in The Fall off-guard. The music slows and the spotlights stop moving. It's quiet, like people are afraid to speak and as the situation finally sets in, something in you snaps.

Mammon and Satan are both at your sides in a heartbeat, they each wait patiently as you take out any piercings you have that you hand off to them. At the same time, Leviathan and Asmodeus are crouched on the floor next to your feet. They each undo the straps of your uncomfortable but fancy shoes and help you step out of them. Behind you, Beelzebub gently ties back your hair and clips back any loose strands so they don't get in your way. Once you're free of your piercings and shoes and your hair is tied back, Belphegor helps you shrug off your jacket. He stands aside, holding it to his chest giving you a small smile. And while they're all stone-faced and serious with determination burning in their eyes, they give you an aggressive thumbs-up.

You begin finally approaching the demon, now adequately prepared to give them a piece of your mind, when Lucifer appears suddenly and smoothly places a tall glass of demonus in your hands. While it doesn't have the same effect as alcohol from the human world, the sentiment is nice and it adds a decent fear factor when you down it in one gulp, considering most demons don't know demonus doesn't effect humans. Lucifer smirks at you when you give him the empty glass back. He gives a slight bow before signaling to the DJ to start the music back up.

You look to your opponent and they're looking at you with eyes the size of saucers. You look downright deadly with the way you're staring them down. The music kicks in with an aggressive beat and the spotlights start moving again, occasionally bathing you in vibrant violet light, highlighting your icy expression. You’re terrifying. Especially with having the 7 demon lords standing several feet behind you, all with the same death glare you have. The demon isn't feeling very bold anymore.

Lest We Forget Thy Name

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A war had broken out. The celestial realm and the devildom had gone to war. One thinking the other was to dangerous to be kept alive.

Lucifer, Lord Diavolo and his brothers all fought in the war. The same war that caused them to fall.

They all made it out ok…well that’s what Lucifer thought anyways….

What he didn’t expect to see was the bloody bodies of the people he fought alongside.

Lord Diavolo, Mammon, Levi all the others…dead. Shot by Micheals arrow before Micheal himself had been killed. Lucifer didn’t want to believe it.

…no he wanted to believe that when Barbatos called them all back he didn’t have to see the bodies fall….

Unfortunately that was the reality he had to live it. The lone survivor of a war that now took the man he swore loyalty too and his brothers…

He thinks for a moment that maybe they’ll see Lilith again. That only makes his heart hurt more.

Since Diavolo had no married nor had an heir, Lucifer took the throne. Ruling over an empty hall void of the laugher the previous prince held. Barbatos stayed and did his duties but he was never the same either, having lost his master and closest friend.

The devildom had never seen such a king, Lucifer ruled with an iron fist when it came to protecting the names of those he lost. Those who did wish to spew what he called nonsense was never seen from again.

The devildom kept their mouths shut and only spoke the highest of those lost lest they encounter the wrath of the demon king.

Asmo Please Don’t Change

Song used: Try by Colbie Caillat

Amso x Reader

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Put your make-up on

Get your nails done

Curl your hair

Run the extra mile

Keep it slim so they like you, do they like you?

Amso softly sniffled as he looked into the mirror, he hated how he looked it was what made people like him, they never cared for his personality or the love he wants to give.

Get your sexy on

Don't be shy, girl

Take it off

This is what you want, to belong, so they like you

He was softly sobbing as you walked into his room, rushing over to him and pulled him close.

“Amso what’s wrong?!”

“You like for me right”

“Oh Asmo of course I do!”

Do you like you?

You don't have to try so hard

You don't have to, give it all away

There you two sat, you whispering words of love and sweetness to Asmo as he cuddled up, desperately wanting to be held. You gladly wrapped your arms around the demon and pressed soft kisses to his head.

“Asmo I’ll always love you for you.”

You don't have to try, try, try, try

You don't have to try, try, try, try

You don't have to try

Asmo after a while fell asleep on you, after a bit of struggling you managed to get him onto the bed once again pulling him close and sleeping next to him, simply uttering ‘I love you’ before falling asleep.

Take your make-up off

Let your hair down

Take a breath

Look into the mirror, at yourself

Don't you like you?

'Cause I like you

From Lust to Love

Asmo x Reader

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Asmo, the avatar of lust was so used to people only loving him for his body, he’s so used to it that he didn’t know how to tell the difference between lusting for someone and loving them.

So when he met you, and you denied his advances saying they weren’t out of love...he grew confused. What do you mean they weren’t out of love? Of course they were!

So you taught him, taught him how while yes people do lust over people as they fall more, they aren’t the same.

“Asmo when you want to kiss someone, and hug them, and cuddle them. That’s love.” You had said once, and that’s when it struck him.

He never lusted over you, no no.

He had fallen in love.

Hello everyone, I will try to post as best I can but...I’m afraid I might not be able to keep up with the everyday posting I have been doing. I have stories ready

2 for Asmo

Beel

2 for Dia

And letters from

Mammon

Levi

But they’re very slow going and I don’t want to rush them, as well as future stories that I do. So with that said, I may not post everyday I hope you understand.