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(An Encanto We don't talk about Bruno cherik parody)
Green- Charles
Blue- Hank
Orange- Logan
Pink- Pietro
Basically the Brotherhood of Mutants are coming to the mansion for a talk and Pietro starts asking questions.
We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no!
We don't talk to Magneto... but
It was a rainy day
After his graduation day
We were in Florida, and there wasn't a doubt in my mind
A drought of doubt in his mind
Magneto walks in with a shark's sharpiest grin-
Love!!
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, Professor, go on
Magneto says, "the mutants plight"
Why did he tell us?
I argue that we must unite
Mutants, chose a side
Love gone in an awful fight
What a terrible day... but anyway
We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no!
We don't talk to Magneto!
Hey! Grew to live in fear of Magneto glowering and grumbling
I could always see him hovering and rumbling
I see him as metal that cannot bend, ch-ch-ch
It's a heavy lift, with a gift so humbling
Always left Professor and the family fumbling
Grappling with politics and perspectives they could not make amends
Do you comprehend?
A six-foot frame
Numbers on his wrist
When he calls your name
It ends with a fist
Yeah, he sees your fears
And brings you to tears (hey!)
We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no! (We don't talk to Magneto, no, no, no!)
We don't talk to Magneto (we don't talk to Magneto!)
He promised the Senator would die
The next day: dead! (No, No!)
He told me I was soft!
And just like he said... (no, no!)
He stressed all my hair to disappear, now look at my head (no, no! Hey!)
My fate was sealed, when I let him in my bed!
He told me that the life of my dreams was not to be, and would never be mine
He told me that my power would grow, thanks to to the bullet lodged in my spine
Eh, Brotherhood's on the way
He told me that the girl of my dreams would be just out of reach
Betrothed to another
It's like I hear him now
Hey Beast, I want not a sound out of you (it's like I can hear him now)
I can hear him now
Um, Magneto...
Yeah, about that Magneto...
I really need to know about Magneto...
Gimmie the truth and the whole truth, Magneto
(Professor, your boyfriend's here)
Time for dinner!
A six-foot frame (it was a rainy day, after his graduation day)
Numbers upon his wrist (we were in Florida)
When he calls your name (and there wasn't doubt in my mind)
It ends with a fist ( A drought of doubt in his mind!)
Yeah, he sees your fears (Magneto walks in with a shark's sharpiest grin-)
And feasts on your fears (love!)
You telling this story, or am I?
I'm sorry, Professor, go on (Eh, Brotherhoods on the way)
Magneto says, "the mutants plight" (a six-foot frame, numbers on his wrist)
I argue that we must unite
Love gone in an awful fight
They're here!
Don't talk about Magneto, no! (Why did I talk about Magneto?)
Not a word about Magneto
I never should've brought up Magneto!