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would daring and rosabellas ship name be something like flowercrown??? or just straight up beauty and the beast?? 🤔

also is it weird that when i see these two-

a very straight couple-

I shout

“OMG GAY PEOPLE‼️‼️‼️”

i can smell fruit lurking about i just cant pinpoint it y’know?

...Welp. Ladies and gentlemen, this is me; your local feral artist.

Merry Christmas fellas!

I apologize for being a little too silly

And the fact I haven't posted art in over a few months, I think

Uhhhuhuh

Yeah

Enjoy!

Katakuri appreciation post. No reason for it, I just thought of him and how amazingly edible he is and I thought he deserved some appreciation for being so versatile :)

thought this might be silly

Tolkien: Elwe and Olwe had a brother called Elmo

Me: I am a serious adult taking things seriously

Me:

Me:

Cha chas real smooth out the window

the lunch of champions

npmd but they’re all musicians!

pete, richie, and ruth are in some math rock band and want to enter a talent show but can’t cause their band needs four members. they manage to convince steph as a way to prove she’s a team player to her dad.

grace joins, somehow. she’s always just there ™

max is in a rival band with all his football bros. feeling betrayed that steph didn’t want to join his band, he swears to destroy hers + the rest of those nerdy prudes.

silly hijinks follow!!

feat. pete on guitar, richie on drums, ruth on bass (a very underrated instrument, often blending into the background, but necessary), grace on piano (she learned at church), and lead singer steph

okay but is she as perverted as me?

Immediate update I just realized that the specific example that set me off today is in fact a user and not Tumblr itself and I partially apologize, it’s still a problem but not this one specifically. That being said, WHY HAVE THEY POPPED UP THREE TIMES IN MY “FOR YOU” SECTION

I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT STUPID HEDGEHOGS LEAVE ME ALONE

Dear Tumblr,

As one of many small, faceless users on this hellsite I would like to discuss a matter of annoyance I have with your app and its ad services. I do not have a problem with the ad service itself, I understand that it is a necessity and the revenue you get from it is needed to keep the site going. No, I do not want you to stop the ads per se. I would, however like to address the elephant in the room, or should I say, the tits out, feet first, full nude, gagged and bound, AI Asian girl in the room.

I am scrolling my carefully curated tumblr feed of Sonic the Hedgehog, and Steven Universe, original artists, and that one guy who makes The Owl House comics I follow even though I have never and likely will never actually watch the Owl House, when I am suddenly and jarringly interrupted by the full image of a real life naked woman, no censorship, bound and gag ready for some adult time presumabley with the viewer which is me and I do not appreciate that. I am a child, not literally I am 24, but a child at heart the last thing I want advertised to me is literal porn. This isn’t new either. Everyday I get ads for ai porn bots with naked anime or poorly generated ladies, webtoons that show people grinding on eachother, and so much more. I still have seared into my brain an image from a year or so ago of naked Velma Dinkly showing me her vagina. There’s no censorship, there’s no warnings, it’s just naked ladies all day everyday.

I don’t know if tumblr ads are like other sites where the ads are curated to the person via the algorithm or not but if so that makes it so much worse cause how do silly sonic memes and shit make the system think I want this?

I love tumblr and I’m not going anywhere but goddamnit get yo tits outta my face

Sincerely,

Your local sexually harassed ace user

Ok so like I was in class and the teacher was joking about her shaky highlighting job on her computer and students joked with her and I just said “It’s straighter than me!” And I have never been more proud of my humor in my life. This is the funniest I will ever be.

Hello dear readers! The Broken Cup's sixth chapter is here at last!

...Or the first half of it, anyway. I ended up cutting it in two.

Sorry for the huge delay in updates, and for changing the chapter count again, this particular chapter has been especially challenging to write. But I hope you like it!

Thanks a lot for your reblogs of the cover art and your comments, @yourdragonisinanothercastle , @rixareth , @snazzyscarf , @kuzuhina1brainrot and @interlacrimas ! Sadly, I can't answer Tumblr tags the way I can answer AO3 comments, but I want you all to know that I really appreciate your kind notes nonetheless!

Happy reading!

Why do people behave like Edwin is the main character and Charles is just there to be his "bestie" low key making him "sidekick"??? Because it's starting to feel racist.

They go through the same amount of development throughout the show. Both of them have major story lines.

Just watched an interviewer introducing George and Jayden as "George, who plays Edwin. Jayden, who plays Edwin's best friend Charles."

I NEED YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WHITE BOY. THEY BOTH BELONG TO EACH OTHER EQUALLY.

I love Edwin. But Charles is not his accessory. Treating Charles as anything less than equal feels racist.

He definitely has terrible road rage

Late night doodles-2nd April

The moon is gone today...I wonder why? There's supposed to be a quarter moon still left but I can't find it. I just finished my geography exam, didn't finish the paper. I don't think I'll do well, I don't feel safe without the moon watching over me. I have another paper on Friday(math) the moon is supposed to be gone by then, and so I worry. I'll study for it soon. Just let me finish the doodle, I deserved it.

john doe game ending 6:

me:

Today is the last day you can reblog this.

BH: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Flug: Yeah, they are...

BH: You know what else is beautiful?

Flug: *blushes* What?

BH: *smirks* a sandwich

Flug: *high pitch screaming*

i have no real content right now but uh

idk im just thinking abt how if "complete" vergil is already accident prone bc of natural reasons; then v is basically not potty trained 🤪

y’all i’m making a book😰

lemme know if i should actually post it

First/Early A03 fanfic

I got curious and I wanted to know what was the first fanfic on A03, and I guess other people wanted to know because I looked it up and there are other people asking, now most people say the first fanfic is “All You Had to Do Was Ask” by Elizabeth (watersword) (you have to have an account to read it), and it was published on 13 Sep 2008. However, I decided to look on A03, how? I go to A03, then I search something random (it’s not important), then I edit search, delete what I just wrote keep everything the same as when you edit search except for change sort by to date posted, and make sure it’s ascending. (Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t) but I got “Where Do Lannisters Go?” by Arianne_Martell posted on 01 Jan 1950, although this doesn’t make much sense because A03 was made sometime in 2000, and with the whole “it doesn’t work” it’ll give me “Dense Like Chocolate Cake” by Ice is Blue (ice_is_blue) which was posted on 13 Sep, 2008. 

Anyways, here are some other random things: 1.) You can probably use the “sort by date uploaded” and “ascending” direction to find the first or one of the earlier fanfics in a certain fandom or whatever on A03. 2.) “I searched “What is the first fanfic ever?” and it says “While pinpointing the absolute first fanfic is difficult due to the lack of clear documentation and the evolution of the concept, The Aeneid by Virgil, written between 29 BC and 19 BC, is often cited as a potential early example as it expanded on Homer's Iliad from a Trojan perspective.” Have fun with this information, if you find any earlier fics (on A03 or anywhere else please tell me). 3.) There’s a “secret”/“fun fact” about the 1950’s fic that I won’t mention, but I’ve told one person (you know who you are). 

Mello: A shinigami was scared of me.

Misa: Huh? Two shinigamis died for me.

Light: And? A shinigami played Mario Kart with me.

my dream as a fanfic writer is to write a story which people want to talk to me about and send asks about afterwards and discuss things the characters did and the symbolism and meanings behind certain lines and I'll be all "hehe thanks" but irl I'll be in literal tears because I wrote something that means something to someone