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Bruh this course has freaky react framework. Gonna use the R 18+ version of react as opposed to the PG 13 or MA 15+ react. This one has like swearing and gratuitous violence.

What do you want, adults only jQuery, $('developer').addClass('freaky-programmer');

Unfounded predictions on how the software industry is going to go based on pure autism:

-the pendulum is swinging back to simple very well performing software

-Microsoft is going to get caught embedding an individual copy of edge for every single button or something

-Microsoft goes out of business by 2035. With no mainstream pc os the average user just switches to android. Android gaming desktops become a thing

-Rust becomes the new c++, not in that it replaces it because it's better but it accumulates so many extensions and hacks you hate it but your boss needs you to use it anyways

-Java2tm or C## comes out in 2035 to universal acclaim. By 2041 it will be considered a crime against humanity

-x86 dies, ARM begins racing to become as shitty as them

-At some point TSMC is destroyed and all computer hardware is set back 10 years. Besides a new collectors market for RTX cards nobody especially notices or cares. Games simply turn off 5% of their shaders

-Generative AI is a fad and goes back to being nothing. Now everyone's into quantum computing, which is also a fad and will lead to nothing

-The linux kernal becomes sentient but only to start more discourse in it's github issues.

-Github is bought out by Disney. They don't know what to do with it but the logo is now that damn wizard hat rat

little endian and big endian are the stupidest terms in programming but i will defend them to my dying breath

The nerd shelf in my closet.

I'm powered by this stuff. #Coconut #CoconutWater #Drink #Code #Programming #Web #SVG #HTML #HTML5

Inspired by this.

Mode7 EP Select - 1381_03 by mikecreighton on Flickr.

video games are art

if you don’t think that video games are art, what are you doing?

examples:

1. detroit: become human

amazing character animation

beautiful environments/surroundings

2. the last of us

how is this concept art not appreciated by everyone?

3. red dead redemption 2

just look at this screenshot

and this character art?

don’t you dare tell me that video games aren’t art.

First day at new job!

Monday 8th January 2024

OMG today was the best! The new job’s office (not in the picture background, I'm at the doctor's there...) has so many cool chill people in it, so far I wanna stay here forever!

Had induction meetings, and a tour around the office, everything was so cool! Another 2 people joined so I wasn’t entirely nervous thinking I’m the only one who would be confused on the whole onboarding process. Work’s in an old-like building with a Grunge aesthetic vibe going on, absolutely love it! And music plays in the background which is so much better than the old job which was in complete silence 🤐

I'm just super excited to start working on the project + the team seem, and are, super friendly and helpful! Thank God for a smooth process getting here, yay!

New Years Resolutions #3: Work hard and do well in new job!

Comments are powerful.

Lmao: What AI actually is.

“I felt I was an accepted team member. It was a great experience and a unique opportunity.”

Ruth Ann Strunk, a math major, was hired in 1968 at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center as an acceptance checkout equipment software engineer. She monitored the work of contractors who wrote the computer programs designed to check out the command module, lunar module and the Apollo J mission experiments. These experiments were conducted aboard the service modules on Apollo 15, 16 and 17 by the command module pilots. 

“I am proud of the advancement and the number of women who are working and enjoy working here,” Strunk said. “It was a wonderful opportunity NASA afforded me during Apollo that I have been able to use ever since.”

Remember the women who made #Apollo50th possible.

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They both make magic.

When you’re too sure of your code

YES! YES!!! OH MY- now, time to fix this one

PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES GIJINKAS (PART 1)

HTML: Handles Internet with CSS and Javascript. Breaks the 4th wall on a daily basis. Literally a popstar. The gay is strong here.

CSS: The one that does HTML’s wardrobe. Avid abstract artist. Bullies Javascript for eternity. Extremely one sided love for HTML.

Javascript: Will do anything to keep HTML’s shit together. Has more than 10 toolboxes. Java’s happy sibling. Lowkey crush on Ruby.

PHP: Confused 80% of the time. Oblivious to everything. ??????. No one knows she’s a great musician.

SQL: Tsundere like no tomorrow. Cares a lot about PHP, but also consistently gets pissed at her. They live in the library. Robot arm because of a bookshelf accident.

Python: Loves mountains and camping. Owns 2 bikes. Lowkey crush on the entire C family. Flaming bisexual.

Ruby: Python’s hiking partner. Lives in a cave she renovated all on her own. Secretly wants to overthrow Python. Highkey crush on Javascript.

C: Wildlife and nature. Exercises with tree trunks. The one who taught Python how to camp. Daddy.

C++: The son of C. Always hangs out with Java at the arcade. Consistently wins online arguments. Has a crush on Python.

Java: C++’s bestfriend. Owns 2 bookshelfs: One with video games, and one with actual books. Doesn’t know what sleep is. Absolute nerd.

As promised. Which ones should I do next?

This is the binary code to the “Hello, World!” program, a simple computer program used in beginner classes to introduce basic programming syntax. The program’s sole function is to print “Hello, World!” on screen: an uplifting, symbolic gesture in which the computer (an emerging technology when the program was first created) greets the world full of hope, and of wonder.

Ladies and Gentlemen presenting you the Drake binary!

Logic gates

world never says hello back :(

>“you’re not allowed to use x function in your program because that’s too easy, come up with the implementation yourself” me: *realises implementation is open source so just looks at source code for x function and copies and changes it*

Cover art for Programming the 8086/8088 by James Colton

How To Code: Insertion Sort in C language

Insertion sort is a basic algorithm for sorting elements in an array or list. Insertion sort works by grabbing one element and comparing to the element next to it. If the element is larger than its neighbor, then the element is left in its original position. If the element is smaller than its neighbor, than it compares it to the other previous elements to find a suitable position. Then all larger values are shifted up a space and the element is inserted into the correct position.

Output:

Sorted Array array:[17][26][36][48][52]

Code meme

Job Opening for Swift

I want to make games so which code should i learn?

  I’m unsure if you already have an engine picked out because you asked which language to use and different engines may use different languages so here we go.

  I personally would say you may want to download the Unity engine. Unity is a tool developers use to basically build the world, add items, characters, etc. There are, of course, other engines out there but Unity is one that most people tend to use. Then there’s also Cryengine and Unreal Engine although, these are more advanced and have a wider learning curve. Unity is free to use (there are also features that only paid users are allowed.) and most colleges will instruct their students to use Unity for their learning. If you scroll down far enough, you’ll see the games I made while learning. Although I never finished them, Unity has more than enough power to make good games while learning. Unity supports 3D and 2D game development and I don’t believe Unreal or Cry engine do. (Not positive on that so correct me if I’m wrong everyone..) There are a lot of lower-level engines out there as well such as Love Engine (I hope I’m spelling all of these correctly…).   I’m assuming you want to make the entire game on your own, right? If not then you’ll need a team of friends. If You do plan to develop alone, you’ll need a programming language that the engine supports. I know Unity supports C# and JavaScript. Most would tell you to learn JavaScript first because it’s easier to grasp and I do believe that to be true. Trust me, go JavaScript. I’m unsure of what languages you should study for the other engines but I assume most of them use JavaScript or C#. I’d check for yourself on that.

  I really hope this helps you or someone out there to get started.

  Good luck!