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2020-2021 shiftok was insane cause why were so many people convinced that voldemort was going to shift here??😭😭

The urge to write fanfiction about my drs is strong...

I can't help but giggle every time a reality shifter says shit instead of shift

People be getting mad over race changing and aging up/down but like… What are they gonna do about it

Like unless if theres some way to go into someone else’s dr then I find it kinda useless to complain about their dr

Wait is there a way to go into someone’s dr /gen

The general consensus (from what I've seen) on tumblr is that race changing/aging is fine because you're already that race/age in that reality.

I'm not that educated on group shifting, but I'm pretty sure what you're talking about isn't going to happen as there are an infinite amount of realities and the likelihood of that happening is near impossible. So, no.

Y'all... If you want, you can send your shifting opinions, hot takes, stories, etc in my inbox. Something like a shifting confessions :)

What’s 4 years compared to basically being immortal and being whatever the fuck you want to be.

To all of the fellas that have been trying to shift for years, don’t give up bro. Ik you are losing motivation or you feel hopeless but just think about the genuine happiness you will experience there and at the end, you will become aware of the fact that you’ve always have been there. I know you can do it and I trust you fam.

Imagining all of my dr s/o's getting together and talking about me😭😭

I wanna overpower myself in my drs but I also wanna be a damsel in distress and IDK😭😭

Shifting cause my soulmate is in a whole other reality🤪

I'm so tired of youtubers making fun of reality shifters😭😭

hogwarts band dr lore drop: except it’s just that half my band’s discography comes from me crashing out weekly over my two boyfriends (when they aren’t my boyfriends yet)

Like seriously— George, Ginny, and Fred are gonna hate to see me coming to band practice like “hey guys I’ve been writing this new song—“ and it’s just me being down bad and insane.

But holy hell do we come up with some bangers. Just three gingers and my neapolitan dyed hair ass in the room of requirement using my absolutely diabolical feelings to create masterpieces— and also their stuff too like Ginny’s shitty exes and George’s constant ability to find himself in a situationship.

God I love my silly little band and our silly little songs.

I totally intend to post our albums and stuff because yes I have stolen every song from this reality and that’s okay— I’m sure we’ll write our own stuff too. But I’ve scripted so much I’be basically planned two eps and six albums 😳

would y’all care if I posted like— my hogwarts dr discography in its entirety but also song spotlights where I go into to lore behind the song and explain some of the lyrics and stuff?

I put so much thought into my discographies— not just for my hogwarts band dr but wherever I write songs, which is more often than not. So, yeah.

Lemme know because I think that would eat.

I also say all this while i’m actively editing the hogwarts band’s discography for the hundredth time— it will never feel complete

and if I revise my hogwarts band dr so I’m in a throuple? what about it? two pretty best friends and I want them both okay? I want to be a rockstar with two boyfriends, is that such a bad thing? I deserve good things.

I am the most jealous bitch you will ever meet this has disaster written all over it but I don’t care

new dr just dropped i’m in my regency era pride and prejudice bridgerton type shit I want pretty dresses and a big family I want drama I want a love triangle I am scripting it tonight people and you bet your ass imma be the diamond of the mf season it’s past midnight I’m cooking both in the kitchen and on notion bitch

another day, another opportunity to dress like my dr self (inheritance games edition) while I go see Pride & Prejudice in theaters

shifting tonight fr fr

there is enough alcohol in my system that one edit of my man has brought me to tears because I #need that I’m losing my goddamn mind please please please please please please please please I want him so bad please I’m shifting tonight I have to it is a necessity I cannot breathe without him

I’ve mentioned this before, but I used to be very attached to the idea of being me in my drs. I mean like same interests same personality same look same trauma same everything—

but recently i’ve embraced being me, in essence, just different variants.

And it’s fun as hell.

I get to make playlists for my drs and fill them with the artists I’d listen to most in my dr. Mazzy Star fills my Hogwarts Academia playlist, I’m currently adding Paramore’s entire discography to my Inheritance Games playlist. These aren’t artists I necessarily gravitate towards here, but they resonate with the version of me in that reality.

I change my name, I change my past, I find new ways to be who I am without living the same history over and over again. The essence is there, and that is what truly matters to me. It was never about my life experiences, it was about my soul.

I can change my hair, my aesthetic, my interests— but nothing will change my heart.

we getting drunk and doing some scripting boutta live it up in here for real I am going to be Grayson Hawthorne’s literal nightmare and he will love me let’s gooooooo

dressed like my dr self and went to the mall— had to stop myself from shopping like her too

I am feeling so connected to my dr today. I am thriving I am giddy I am giggling because I can feel that crisp september air coming through my dorm window and I can hear the buzzing nonsensical chatter just before class begins and I can smell the hay I give my guinea pig every morning. I am in my dr I am living and I am breathing and I am.

one of my favourite things about both my hogwarts drs is literally Harry Potter himself.

That man is a SLUT. I mean a S L U T.

He was raised by Sirius Black, okay? He is going to be a menace to society and I literally cannot wait— and I’ve known him all my life so you know I will be hearing about everything (and everyone) he does. He will yap in too much detail and I’m honestly here for it.

I need to intro these drs fully because amongst the angst is comical genius and I want to tell you all about it— so stay tuned.

insomnia thoughts with Jello

part two

Alas, we are back here again. Did you miss me? Bet you didn’t because I never shut the fuck up. Anyways, let’s get right into it shall we?

I lied. You need some lore first.

I have a ring that I wear every single day, and have worn every single day since I bought it. I cherish it like almost no other.

Okay, now we get into it. And yes, this is also shifting related.

The raging sea that is my mind decided to remind me of the time I thought I lost the aforementioned ring. I woke up after spending a drunken night at a friend’s and it was gone. Nowhere to be found. Not on my person, not in the bed, not on the floor. Gone.

Immediately I decided that was wrong. I said “fuck no” to reality and proceeded to spend the next several hours in and out of consciousness just trying to exist somewhere where I still had that ring on my finger.

And I swear to god, something happened.

I remember, at some point between states of consciousness, it being insanely difficult to open my eyes. It was like my eyelids were weighed down. This has happened to me multiple times since then, but this was a first.

I remember feeling that ring on my finger, though. In that moment, in whatever state I was in, I could feel that goddamn ring on my finger and I peeled my eyes open just enough to see it.

And I saw it.

Then I fell back asleep, and when I woke up again it wasn’t there.

And then my friend got home from work. I told her about my dilemma and she looked me dead in my pupils and said “Oh, your ring? It fell off last night so I put it on my desk.”

And this bitch just walked over to her desk and retrieved my holy object like it was no big deal.

I can’t say whether or not it was on the desk beforehand. I didn’t check. I didn’t even think of it.

But something about that doesn’t sit right with me. In the sense that something happened and I want to say I shifted but I’m not sure.

Anyways, that is all I have for you tonight.

It is nearing 6am.

I have to be up at 10.

Goodnight.

Jello💖

(Afterthought: I drafted this a while ago and was reminded of it because I literally just misplaced another sentimental ring— found this one much faster though)

New shifting motivation just dropped except it’s simply me being excited about homework ???

I can’t wait to be studying in the library at Hogwarts or writing a paper in my dorm while Theo studies for his OWLs and we’re just sitting in silence but we’re together and oh my god I love shifting.

kinda in the mood to script a new dr… let’s see where the wind shall take me tonight

guys guys guys hear me out— nerve dr???

Much scripting would be involved but I simply love the idea of going around doing slightly risky dares with my beloved.

The more I think about it the more I want it. I’m watching the movie rn and ugh I need it. I live for this movie they don’t make ‘em like this anymore.

I’m just imagining me and my s/o (probably Theodore Nott ngl I think that’s the vibe) running around doing silly little dares and maybe possibly risking our silly little lives just a bit but not too much and holy fuck I crave it.

(side note: I was a bit drunk drafting this one)

I love my best friend because there is nobody else in this world who I can text like:

“what are you doing on this specific day at this specific time?”

and they respond with:

“nothing. what are we doing?”

which is precisely why I script them into every single dr of mine. Not all soulmates are romantic.

I miss my man (the question is… which one?)

I am not a violent person…

but there is always at least one bitch imma be fighting in my dr. I will be throwing hands at least once. Every. Single. Time.

Tea wisdom strikes again— go shift baddie 💖

every post I make comes with a little forehead smooch I hope you know that