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Hear me out.........

Prashant Kirad sir 😔👉🏻👈🏻

BHAI MERA SCIENCE KA PAPER HAIN PARSO HELPPPPPPPP

Excuse me sir, don't use your big boy voice on me please

Thank you :)

Excuse me sir, don't use your big boy voice on me please

Thank you :)

So like when are we getting married?!

Can you pls like me too 👉🏻👈🏻😔

Main bhi toh anaath hu....

stop you’re so fucking gorgeous oh my lord

OMG WHAT IF WE GET MATCHING ONES PWEASE?! >_<

I wanna get a helix piercing so bad you've no idea 😭😭😭😭

Merese na idada ke batter me paani zyaada dal gya toh nani ne dosa Bana diye hehehehe

It's ghee podi doss btw hehe Benne style

Cutting my curtain bangs again 😋

I wanna get a helix piercing so bad you've no idea 😭😭😭😭

GUYSIZZZZ

If gharpe strawberries hain toh listen up, blend some strawberries with sugar, glass me daalo, add half a lemon's juice, thoda sa sugar, salt as per taste and paani Itna jitna glass bhar jaaye. Mix it up and you'll legit have the best strawberry lemonade hehehe. Man I love strawberries hehe

Bhai I made tomato soup today and uhh here's the recipe

Boil 4 tomatoes, purée Bana do, side pe. Chop an onion. Heat up some oil and a bit butter, add the onions. Masaale ka dabba kholo. Add some hing, digestion ke liye baccho, onion me thoda sa chilli powder, enough to make it a bit spicy, and salt. Phir purée daal do, paani, uhh mixer me paani daalna aur phir kadhai me. Corn flour me paani and a bit salt. Add it into the kadhai, aur 2 black pepper, chilli flakes, oregano, peri peri. Sab taste ke according daalna. Aur might sound weird but maggi masala, aur thoda sa tomato ketchup aur aadha chamacch pizza sauce. Let the soup thicken up and cream daal doh. Bass ho gya hehe

GOD aaj main tuition gyi thi special session ke liye y'know boards ke liye and GOD THE COUNSELOR PISSED ME OFF SO BAD I RANTED TO MY NANI I'LL WRITE IT AGAIN ONCE I'M DONE WITH THIS STUPID SAMPLE PAPER. ISTG I'VE NEVER BEEN SO MAD WHEN SOMEONE COMMENTED ON MY CARRIER CHOICE WTF

1 - baddie or wot?!

2- lotion laga rhi thi subeh toh na yeh ho gya hehehehe

Pls ignore my eyebrows, ion have much :(

THE CRAZIEST THING HAPPENED OMG

I went to my school for admission, met a dog, pet him and he fell in love with me hehe. SO WE HAD BOOKED AN AUTO AND MY BABY CLIMBED INTO THE AUTORICKSHAW HELP. IT WAS SO EMBARRASSING CUZ THE DRIVER STARED AT ME AND GAVE ME A SIDE EYE HELP.

But the dog was so freaking cute omg he wouldn't let nani into the rickshaw so I had to hold him 😭😭😭

GUYS I MADE SOMETHING TODAY HEHE

So I was a bit bored today and thought ki yaar cake khaana hain soooooo I made a cake hehehehehe

It was a chocolate coffee cake topped with dark chocolate ganache and sweet and sour strawberry compote hehehehehhe

It was soooo good, my nani made me send some over to padosis AND THE PADOSIS LOVED IT OMG

ALSOOOOO I would be baking my birthday cake hehehehehehhehehe 😋

Damn girl you're too pretty but also too young 😭

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR CALLING ME PRETTY OMG 😭😭😭✨️✨️✨️✨️❤️❤️❤️

i never write asks but omg i literally just followed you rn cause you are born a day earlier than my younger sister 💌😭

OMG 🥹🫶🏻😭✨️❤️🎀

I'll make sure to wish her a happy birthday hehe ✨️🫶🏻

Love you kajukatli 😭

I'm 16 and when I saw you I felt like you're Older than me 😭

OMG LOVE YOU TOO HEHEHEH

Idk if that's a compliment or not 😭🙏🏻

I GOT A THIRD PIERCING DONE HEHEHEHEHEH

IM GREAT LOVIE HOW ABT YOUUUUUUU

GRRRR HELLO HELLO

HIIII BABYYYYYYY 🫂🫂🫂

I need a Seenu from Main Tera Hero pls God 😭🙏🏻

GRRRR HELLO HELLO

HIIII BABYYYYYYY 🫂🫂🫂

I need a Seenu from Main Tera Hero pls God 😭🙏🏻

STAHHPPPPP ILYSM 😭❤️

I feel like I've stopped growing in height. Like six months ago I used to come till Abhi's ear and now my head is barely till his chest..........

Should I like increase my Bourn Vita intake??????

I've been 5'7 since like June 2023.................

Hello 👋, I hope you're doing well..

My name is Mahmoud, and I'm a 17-year-old from Gaza. The ongoing war has devastated my city, destroyed my school, and made daily life incredibly challenging.

Despite these hardships, I'm determined to continue my education and build a better future. I've been given a chance to study abroad, but I need help to cover the costs of leaving Gaza, as well as living expenses and other essentials abroad once the crossing opens.. 🙏

If you can, please consider donating or sharing, your kindness can truly make a difference, and thanks for your time. ❤🍉

https://gofund.me/bd3ccf0b 🔗

help as you can guys. a little step from you can be a leap for him

Golkeri 🤤🙂‍↕️

STOPPP YOU DONT HAVE THE USERNAME OF THE SWEET WHICH I WOULD LITERALLY KILL FOR. OH GOD, I LOVE KAJU KATLI WITH ALL MY HEART AND SO I LOVE YOU TOO.🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶DHER SAARA PYAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR

OMG STAHHPPPPP

I LOVE YOU MORE OMG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✨️✨️✨️✨️👉🏻👈🏻💗💗💗💗💗

Does anyone else like eating masala?

Like why tf did I just eat dabeli ka masala. AND BY MASALA I MEAN SPICE

Any Barodian here? Do you like Bhai Bhai ki dabeli heheheheh. I GOT THE SPICE FROM THERE BTW MWAH

Nani ne doctor uncle ko bata diya ki main dawai nhi leti

AURA MINUS HO GYA BC 😭😭😭😭😭

Why do you girls keep such name, abhi raat ke 11:53pm pr kaha se kaju kathli lau, I feel the need of it rn.... After seeing ur username... 🥲🥲🥲..

Btw hello! Randomly landed... 😅

Btw pani puri Or momo?

Hehehehehehe pata hain I actually wanted to keep pani puri as url but kisi aur ne already le rakha tha sooooo :(((((

Ooo Kajuuuukatliiiiii toh bass aise hee type karte karte pad gya aksually hehehehe

Helloooooo!!! Welcome to my humble abode hehehe

Pani Puri atw hehehe, aksually na, I once had a lottttttt of momo and then was so sick the next day (I puked)

HELP

I CUT MY HAIR

I WAS BORED AND MAINE SOCHA KI YAWR BAAL KAAT DETI HU

MAINE APNE CURTAIN BANGS KAR DIYE HELP 😭😭😭😭

I look nice tho hehe