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You look like the kind of person who licks their finger then use’s it to pick up crumbs off the table and eat them
If I'm talking about something from a couple hours ago, but it's almost 2:00 AM, do I say yesterday or earlier???
Goffy little Goober:3
You ever meet someone like that? I know it’s so ducha fnjekkslla yeha
WAIT does that mean if I get bit by the fly, I’ll get radioactive fly powers?!?
What do you think would happen if you microwaved a fly