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i attempted to make a somewhat coherent tcm family tree
Never in my life have I been so viciously and personally attacked.....๐ I cannot go one bad day without watching this lest i die
Bitches be like โthis is such a comforting movie it makes me feel so safeโ then this is the movie
gonna start posting shit that i may not like that much cuz. Idk. I need content. do you like his sonny bono wig
this relates directly to the conversation happening in the repo server right now and centaurivee might post a similar string of headcanons (๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป)
- starting out strong with one of if not the most disgusting man here
- smells like whiskey that broke in the car and seeped into the seat and was also pissed on by a cat. and left in the sun for a month
- HEAVY b.o. and HEAVY alcohol smell and the lingering aura of rot
- not any better ๐ smells MORE like b.o. if that's even possible
- no alcohol involved but the rot and blood smell is also way stronger
- maybe a lil like dust too
- we're out of stinky man land for now ๐คข you know he's clean as fuck
- smells like cold jewelry, dryer sheets, and LOTS of cologne
- the blood smell is very cleverly covered up, but you can taste it on his skin
- cotton candy :(
- he smells like sugar and spice and everything nice and maybe a bit of shitty beer too
- he might be a lil sweaty but arent all carnies
- unfortunately i think he's clean
- used to smell like gross cologne from the 1800s, leather, and sweat sometimes
- now only reeks of thick blood (all of them do)
- HOW COULD I FORGET MY PRINCESS
- she is FLOWERS
- she's what men would think women smelled like if they'd never been near a woman and have only been told that girls like pink and cute
- tried to use a LOT of cologne to cover up the warm computer smell he radiates
- kind of worked
- smelled like burning metal and fire when going rogue (wiring damaged)
- smells like when you open an old box and get hit with vintage air from 1940
- also an undertone of dirt and sweat, but not in a bad way ! hes a busy man
- if you snuggle real close, you can smell some warm tea in his beard
- clean :)
- metallic blood smell doesn't seem to stick to him even while he's the one bleeding
- smells like a freshly washed, still wet carpet
- smells very strongly, but not too bad
- something that can only be described as spicy
- comes with the hot burn of something smoke-like in the back of your throat
- weed.
- i said i'd add him if vee put the bartender from the first power in theirs
- he just smells like weed thats it i cannot IMAGINE he would smell like anything else ๐๐
okay thanks for coming to my TED talk
cornbugs mention
-was originally supposed to be about a town full of cannibals instead of just the Sawyer family. This version was to be titled "Beyond the Valley of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. Bubba Sawyer and Sally Hardesty were to return. Nubbins Sawyer would've survived, been left paralyzed, and tied to a tree by the Sawyer family.
-Bill Mosely was cast as Chop Top because he splayed Nubbins in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre parody called 'The Texas Chainsaw Manicure'.
-Bill Mosely played Chop Top as the vocalist in an avant-garde metal band formed in 1995 called The Cornbugs with Bucket Head, Pinchface, and Travis Dickerson. The band released five albums and two DVDs before their 2007 breakup. Their songs were heavily inspired by TCM and TCM2.
-Gunnar Hansen was offered to return as Bubba, though he turned down the role because the offer was too low.
-Dennis Hopper, Lefty Enright's actor, celebrated his 50th birthday on set and cut his birthday cake with a chainsaw.
-Tobe Hooper's son William Hooper tried to bring Bill Mosely back as Chop Top in a TCM short film. It would have been titled 'All American Massacre' and was supposed to be both a prequel and sequel to TCM2. It would have followed Chop Top's origins and his breakout from prison to embark on his own massacre. The project died out when William Hooper ran out of money to complete the film during post-production. Eventually a trailer for the film was leaked and can be watched on youtube.
-Edwin Neal, Nubbins actor in TCM confirmed that the reason Nubbins wasn't sent to war while Chop Top was was because Nubbins was too crazy.
-The family photo used in the advertisements, posters, and covers was a spoof of The Breakfast Club.
-In the original version, Stretch was going to be Lefty's illegitimate daughter.
-Lefty is Sally and Franklin's uncle.
-When Lefty is buying his chainsaws, Bubba's TCM chainsaw model, a Poulan 245A, can be seen on the wall.
-Chop Top's real name is Robert. His and Drayton's are the only two known real first names of the Sawyers.
-during filming, the main set caught on fire and when firefighters showed up, they thought they had stumbled upon a mass murderers body stash