This Is The Worst - Blog Posts

I hate this month so far.

I might've reblogged this already but I have not been counting in 2025, nor do I wish to

There's a heavy pounding from outside the ship; someone is knocking, hard, near the locked entrance. Minutes later, after no response from you, your ship's commline system crackles to life, and a smooth, drawling voice flows through the cabin.

« Open up, chief. »

So much for trying to sleep.

"Sky Claw, I have no idea how he hacked into the comm. systems, but fix it."

"Yes, captain. Trouble-shooting."

Pro tip:

If you like smiling, do not get a scab on ur chinny chin chin

This is the worst timeline. (x)